Thx bud the stuff i can do when I get grounded

I still like my idea of paying off a guard and replacing you with a corpse while we sneak you out of the country on a personal watercraft.... But I guess stealing a tank would be fun too.

Jacklpe wrote:

[WS]HD wrote:

Jacklpe wrote: HD. Apparently your island is a beautiful resort.

I am trying to build, let's say, a very crude transfer station that doesn't exist on an island that doesn't offer very much other than a lot of concealment. Mine is the kind of place where most people if they washed up would probably die. No one wants to go to this one....

But with a little planning, mine will offer shelter and safety, have enough rations to keep a small crew alive for an extended amount of time, a storage area for emergency repair materials and parts, a small weapon and ammo cache, fresh water, and no one will be the wiser.

If it is discovered, there will not be enough of anything interesting to draw attention. Just the loneliest repair shop in the world....

Lol yea ive had to convert it since as it turns out there arent that many catnip and milk addicts out there. Im still keeping the gladiator arena though, nothing to the death, just a way for people to blow off some steam. There's also a firing range with stationary and moving targets, and a boat to take visitors to the off shore skeet shooting range. Every saturday we hold a beach bonfire party, and the hotel isbuilt into the cliffs around the south cove. It really is a paradise there.

I'll book a week of two if you'll let me!

Sure thing. VIP suite? Btw that setup in the bar is actually behind the bar. The dining room is actually air conditioned to 70 degrees, thepolar bear is named Barry, don't worry he's chill. He's trained to deliver buckets of beer to the tables do you want the premium package or the standard vacation package?

Jacklpe wrote: I still like my idea of paying off a guard and replacing you with a corpse while we sneak you out of the country on a personal watercraft.... But I guess stealing a tank would be fun too.

It ok jack we both know what really went down. The book is the offical story so the payed of guard doesn't get caught.

Great story kes I looking forward to the next one.

jasonmc wrote:

Jacklpe wrote: I still like my idea of paying off a guard and replacing you with a corpse while we sneak you out of the country on a personal watercraft.... But I guess stealing a tank would be fun too.

It ok jack we both know what really went down. The book is the offical story so the payed of guard doesn't get caught.

Lol, i bet me and giz whould have loved an easier route home. The POW camps food sucked! Made the ear of corn taste like luxury lol.

jasonmc wrote: Great story kes I looking forward to the next one.

Jeez ur the fourth guy to already ask what my next book will be about..... Man I'm still very new at it and not very good for the most part. I'll have to wait for the next inspiration to strike,

Ima play a round of pool to relax. Anyone want to play? I still suck lol. Manfred can even beat me with ease

[WS]HD wrote:

Jacklpe wrote:

[WS]HD wrote:

Jacklpe wrote: HD. Apparently your island is a beautiful resort.

I am trying to build, let's say, a very crude transfer station that doesn't exist on an island that doesn't offer very much other than a lot of concealment. Mine is the kind of place where most people if they washed up would probably die. No one wants to go to this one....

But with a little planning, mine will offer shelter and safety, have enough rations to keep a small crew alive for an extended amount of time, a storage area for emergency repair materials and parts, a small weapon and ammo cache, fresh water, and no one will be the wiser.

If it is discovered, there will not be enough of anything interesting to draw attention. Just the loneliest repair shop in the world....

Lol yea ive had to convert it since as it turns out there arent that many catnip and milk addicts out there. Im still keeping the gladiator arena though, nothing to the death, just a way for people to blow off some steam. There's also a firing range with stationary and moving targets, and a boat to take visitors to the off shore skeet shooting range. Every saturday we hold a beach bonfire party, and the hotel isbuilt into the cliffs around the south cove. It really is a paradise there.

I'll book a week of two if you'll let me!

Sure thing. VIP suite? Btw that setup in the bar is actually behind the bar. The dining room is actually air conditioned to 70 degrees, thepolar bear is named Barry, don't worry he's chill. He's trained to deliver buckets of beer to the tables do you want the premium package or the standard vacation package?

Holy Crap! Trained Polar Bears??? I want you to make up a new package that is somehow even better than your best package. Can I buy lifetime admission???

Jacklpe wrote: Glad to see you Kes! Yea, Jason and I decided to handle this one ourselves! Here is your coke with the vanilla flavoring. Enjoy.

Jason, make sure now that we are back on the yacht that you hide that belt fed shotgun really well. It's a pretty cool weapon for close quarter street fighting though isn't it? I'm glad that the bribe worked and you didn't have to use it. I'm sure glad I didnt have to use my flamethrower either... That's always messy. Hopefully the guard didn't scare you too much Kes when he drug you across the camp by your throat. Actually, we made a stop at the morgue on the way and I believe they are burying you right now. That guard will probably get a commendation for shooting you as you were escaping. . In reality, that poor guy we replaced you with had choked on a chicken bone and died last night! Not pretty...


Jason, as payment for your help, feel free to take this shotgun home with you. It probably won't work well for ducks, but you can clear your front yard in a hurry if you ever need to.

Looks like he's got his next of kin helping him out to.




Fat little bugger

bellsaj wrote: Ohmy Ohmy Is Cat on a nip trip again!?!?

Did anyone else notice how that cat has human hands?

Jack, lifetime admission could be possible, we'll have to work something out. Our extreme package includes a day at the spa (complete with a full body massage from attractive and licensed massage therapists), deep sea fishing, ultralight rentals, a speed boat course, access to the natural hot springs we just discovered beneath the hotel, and a five star dining experience. All meals are prepared by certified chefs with 15 years experience.

[WS]HD wrote: Jack, lifetime admission could be possible, we'll have to work something out. Our extreme package includes a day at the spa (complete with a full body massage from attractive and licensed massage therapists), deep sea fishing, ultralight rentals, a speed boat course, access to the natural hot springs we just discovered beneath the hotel, and a five star dining experience. All meals are prepared by certified chefs with 15 years experience.

I'm there man!

Hey guys check out the Drunken Mick Island Resort, it's now open for business!!!

Hey guys, if swop, blue max or skydavis comes by, give em whatever they want. It on me! this offer will stand until they actually use it. No experation date. Up to $500 each. And a $100 dollar tip to everyone that works here! Tonight we celebrate!!

Yall remember the Volvo commercial bellsaj posted a while back? With the dude doing he splits over two trucks?
Guess who found a way to one-up it?

Don't mess with Texas!!!

[DD]Big C wrote: Yall remember the Volvo commercial bellsaj posted a while back? With the dude doing he splits over two trucks?
Guess who found a way to one-up it?

As I am getting close to my graduation, I was looking for something to ask my dad for as a present.

I had decide on a handgun. I have done my research, taken into account caliber, accuracy, and size (i plan to concealed carry, but until I am old enough, open carry). After a good amount of time, I have found the Springfield XDs. A .45 handgun, it is reliable, accurate, and small. The only problem I have seen is that they were recalled soon after their release for a trigger problem. They have been fixed, and now seem to do perfectly. My dad could get one used for under $300. Do yall have any advice on the matter?

[DD]Big C wrote: As I am getting close to my graduation, I was looking for something to ask my dad for as a present.

I had decide on a handgun. I have done my research, taken into account caliber, accuracy, and size (i plan to concealed carry, but until I am old enough, open carry). After a good amount of time, I have found the Springfield XDs. A .45 handgun, it is reliable, accurate, and small. The only problem I have seen is that they were recalled soon after their release for a trigger problem. They have been fixed, and now seem to do perfectly. My dad could get one used for under $300. Do yall have any advice on the matter?

I have a friend that got into target shooting a few years ago. His first gun was xd in 45 cal. He loved that gun still has it in fact, but not six months after he went a bought another xd in 9mm. He said the cost of the 45 ammo was eating him alive. Keep in mind he was going to the range twice a week at that point. So if your not going to shot a lot it would probably be ok.

My brother in law has a smith and Weston sr5 (at least i think its an sr5). It in .4o s&w cal. And he loves that thing. I know he dosent shot a ton with it but seems to enjoy it.


If I was going to go and buy a handgun it would probably be a Remington 1911. I don't know why but have alway loved the looks of those a guns. Also a black eagle in .44 would be cool but both those guns probably not the best for concealed carry.

That Springfield is a very very good gun. I shot one that belongs to a friend of mine, and I was impressed.
Personally, although I have both, I like revolvers. They are reliable and usually pretty accurate. That's always my first choice, but I know they aren't as popular these days.

If price wasn't an issue, I would always tell you to go with Sig or Kimber. Both are extremely expensive.
The one you are talking about though is an extremely good gun, and a bargain at that price. I think you will be pleased.

Jack how about a little Xmas party. Every year it take me till just about Christmas Eve to get in the holiday spirt. Anyway we put some holiday music on have some sweet treats and snacks. Heck I will even bring the egg nog.

jasonmc wrote: Jack how about a little Xmas party. Every year it take me till just about Christmas Eve to get in the holiday spirt. Anyway we put some holiday music on have some sweet treats and snacks. Heck I will even bring the egg nog.

Sounds good. I'm having about 4 days of Christmas in real life right now, so ya 'll are going to have to help me out with it all. But I'm all for it.

Christmas at my house Wednesday is going to have barbecued baby back ribs, baked beans, corn on the cob, green beans, potatoes, gobs of homemade candy and fudge, sweet tea, fresh squeezed lemonade, and even a little Shiner beer on the menu. I also had the traditional Christmas dinner last night, and we are having a huge taco bar at my wife's parents house tomorrow night.

So in that spirit, I'll make that the menu at the Jolly Roger too. Plus, whatever you guys want to add is good with me.

in india , a simple revolver costs 1500 $

Wow jack that sounds good . I can cook some rosted duck and goose . Quack shot a deer a few weeks ago so how about some deer chili and deer steakes.

I need something tall and cold,Christmas is killing me. Cleaning ,wrapping gift, making candy, cooking is starting to make me wish that I hadn't retired(even though it wasn't by choice). I told my wife I could make someone a good house keeper,Lo. Any way here wishing all a MERRY CHRISTMAS ,

This place open on Christmas Day?

And do you have any John Smiths beer, if so I'll be here for a pint and a plate of that Deer steak, with grilled parsnips, roast potato and some mushrooms.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ONE AND ALL

All this talk of venison steaks, spuds, candy and beer is makin me hungry. Manny! I need a frosty cold beer please. Ill save my appetite for the christmas day festivities oo and heres a thought guys, santa's a jolly old elf (guy) right? Dont get me wrong but if i was him i'd want beer and peanuts, every few houses to wash down the milk and cookies. What do you wanna bet he's got a tube and bladder rig in
his sleigh so he can relieve himself mid flight? Lol Merry Christmas!

We're open, but everyone's tab is on me. I have no interest in profit on Christmas. But, I want to make sure everyone has a place to go where they feel welcome and like family. We've had a good year, so bring yourselves, and don't worry about your wallets.

Merry Christmas to you too Muck.

How's the eggnog in this joint? Please tell me it ain't kiddie friendly!! Have a Merry Christmas and a superb New Year.