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ASK DAVY ANYTHING 11 years 3 months ago #194748

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Dr Dave wrote: Well may God have mercy on your soul if you say No your Butt makes your Butt look fat.... :woohoo: ... Learned that one the hard way... :(


Well, I know how she would answer that!




But what about this one?


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ASK DAVY ANYTHING 11 years 3 months ago #194756

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. B.52! wrote: Does vegetarian's eat animal crackers, does hulk drink the water at the nuclear power plant! :sick:

I used to, not anymore. Gives me heartburn, lol

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ASK DAVY ANYTHING 11 years 3 months ago #194757

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Why do we ask a crazy person questions ?


Think you're going Crazy? Great! When you get there look me up and I'll show you around.
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ASK DAVY ANYTHING 11 years 3 months ago #194773

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CRAZYWOLF wrote: Why do we ask a crazy person questions ?



DAVY SAYS,

Dear CRAZYWOLF. I resent being called crazy. Just for that I'm gonna tell my therapist and take a double dose of my medication.
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ASK DAVY ANYTHING 11 years 3 months ago #194786

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[M] MISFIT CROCKETT wrote:

CRAZYWOLF wrote: Why do we ask a crazy person questions ?



DAVY SAYS,

Dear CRAZYWOLF. I resent being called crazy. Just for that I'm gonna tell my therapist and take a double dose of my medication.


Sorry Davy but there is no need to waste your money on a high dollar therapist or taking to much medication , after all it adds to your craziness . Now for just $29.95 you can purchase my new book HOW TO BEAT CRAZY. You know the drill with credit card and don't forget the security code on the back. :whistle:


Think you're going Crazy? Great! When you get there look me up and I'll show you around.
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ASK DAVY ANYTHING 11 years 3 months ago #194793

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Davy, don't let someone who has CRAZY in his name call YOU crazy. I'm just saying. lol

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*[M]VonHulk wrote: Davy, don't let someone who has CRAZY in his name call YOU crazy. I'm just saying. lol



Stay out of this...... :evil:


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ASK DAVY ANYTHING 11 years 3 months ago #194799

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Of course I'm flying around as a comic book hero, so I wouldn't listen to me either.

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ASK DAVY ANYTHING 11 years 3 months ago #194800

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Hi my name is Lucy duchy, I'm looking for a guy named VON HULK. I've seen his picture and I'm in love.


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[M] MISFIT CROCKETT wrote: Hi my name is Lucy duchy, I'm looking for a guy named VON HULK. I've seen his picture and I'm in love.



VON HULK, I know you ain't afraid of nothing but take my sincere advice.......RUN :woohoo:


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ASK DAVY ANYTHING 11 years 3 months ago #194836

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What do I do when I am in a dogfight, other guy is going into a loop (he got a plane that is a tier or two higher then mine) and he is getting unto my tail? And yes, we both dropped our bombs (or I did).

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ASK DAVY ANYTHING 11 years 3 months ago #194839

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=£= DonFlix wrote: What do I do when I am in a dogfight, other guy is going into a loop (he got a plane that is a tier or two higher then mine) and he is getting unto my tail? And yes, we both dropped our bombs (or I did).



DAVY SAYS "PUNT"
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ASK DAVY ANYTHING 11 years 3 months ago #194841

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What is that, nose down?

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ASK DAVY ANYTHING 11 years 3 months ago #194856

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Why do superheroes wear their underwear outside of their clothes?

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ASK DAVY ANYTHING 11 years 3 months ago #194998

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What side would you have been on during the Revolutionary War? Patriot, Loyalist, or neutral?
our gracious Queen, Long live our noble Queen, God save the Queen! Send her victorious, Happy and glorious, Long to reign over us, God save the Queen!
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ASK DAVY ANYTHING 11 years 3 months ago #194999

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Hukt on fonics werked fer me!

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ASK DAVY ANYTHING 11 years 3 months ago #195000

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Davy this question has been bugging me for quite some time.
How long is a cord?
Don´t live life faster then your guardian angel can fly

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ASK DAVY ANYTHING 11 years 3 months ago #195011

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bellsaj wrote: Davy this question has been bugging me for quite some time.
How long is a cord?


DAVY SAYS, As you can see a CORD is 8 feet long. 1/2 of a cord is 4 feet log, 1/4 of a cord is 2 feet long

Thank you sir for your question.


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ASK DAVY ANYTHING 11 years 3 months ago #195027

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Unless he's talking about the pull cord to start the engine on his airplane!

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RT wrote: Hukt on fonics werked fer me!


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DEAR R.T., it's very obvious that you are a graduate of the PUBLIC SCHOOL SYSTEM. I am very sorry sir, as usual our tax dollars were wasted. However you could be a comic writer as it was funny as (well you know)

Congradulations because you did spell "ME" correctly. I'm very proud of you.

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"...Yay and I say verily Yay, a man angel,yay even an oracle shall come answering truths and speaking wisdoms to his kind. A tender of dwellings that all eartly men shall dwell in,and in those men truth and wisdom will be adorned on all,and wisdoms justice shall opens mens truths to teach all sobriety upon the justified truths....yay I say..oh yay.." Nostradamus 1566 ○

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idunno wrote: "...Yay and I say verily Yay, a man angel,yay even an oracle shall come answering truths and speaking wisdoms to his kind. A tender of dwellings that all eartly men shall dwell in,and in those men truth and wisdom will be adorned on all,and wisdoms justice shall opens mens truths to teach all sobriety upon the justified truths....yay I say..oh yay.." Nostradamus 1566 ○



Well even old Nostradamus miss one once in a while. oh yay.... oh yay


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LMAO

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ASK DAVY ANYTHING 11 years 3 months ago #195100

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So I'm finally at the gates of level 31, 2k away, top ranked air chief for a day. Hypothetically, who would you have in the game of games where you cross the line as blues, and who as reds? From you perspective who would you want the last kill to be?
This Gun's For Hire

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ASK DAVY ANYTHING 11 years 3 months ago #195103

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Hey Davy!! :)
What kinda Underwear u wearing? :unsure: ....as I kinda miss placed mine somewhere, since we were roomies:huh:
It's a very important question as the wife is asking why I don't wear any anymore :blush: :oops: :whistle:

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ASK DAVY ANYTHING 11 years 3 months ago #195168

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yakuza wrote: Hey Davy!! :)
What kinda Underwear u wearing? :unsure: ....as I kinda miss placed mine somewhere, since we were roomies:huh:
It's a very important question as the wife is asking why I don't wear any anymore :blush: :oops: :whistle:


DAVY says, I didn't take them YAK, my underwear are all light brown in color, sure they started out as white but I guess the washing machine turned them brown over a few months.

Here's a hint, when I get caught wearing no underwear I simply say "I didn't have any underwear on so that I would have less to take off when it came time to ravage your lovely body"

Of course don't say that unless you are ready for action, I've made that mistake before and it is embarrassing.

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