Keep it easy please

MOM like the squad? Or your mom jokes? One will end in flaming, the other in nonsense. Actually, one will end in both.

Mom jokes regular

no. noo. nooo. noooo. NO. NOO. NOOO. NOOOO.

Go find the old crap thread from back when Loser, Blain, and Sput were spamming everything. Use that.

Ok just lock this thread

You know who else locks this thread? MY MOM!!

Like yo mama jokes?

Let's do rap battles too!

Hamers wrote: You know who else locks this thread? MY MOM!!

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm game for the rap battles vort

beware

I got street cred in some of the toughest suburban neighbourhoods around walawala washington

Didn't you say you sold candy in Compton?

Kptn Singh wrote: I'm game for the rap battles vort

beware

I got street cred in some of the toughest suburban neighbourhoods around walawala washington

Then start us off

Remember that one rap battle a few months ago? That was actually fun.

Then it got too personal.

I just remember that someone called you a bitch, and you got mad. I never read that thread.

People say they want a rap?
Let them listen to this bit.
These things always end in flames,
and to the mods, that won't sit.

They say it's just for fun,
so they rhyme because they can.
But a battle can't be won,
it just ends with a ban.

People start to get rough,
egos start to get sore.
The going got tough,
so I don't rap anymore.

I'm out.

CalvinIsAwesome wrote: I just remember that someone called you a bitch, and you got mad. I never read that thread.

She didnt get mad. Just annoyed.
Hey luna, I tried stooping them.

How about a M.O.M. magic trick?

Two M.O.M.s turn in to a bar...




....that's it!

my name is kptn singh
I put bullets in your wing


fly butterfly
with a bee like sting

my controls suck
rely heavily on luck

bought this game
when it was under a buck

The new update,
made this game
glitch free

hey jaquin
my carrier just sank into a tree

kptn singh

signin out

the lake is gone cuz
theirs a virtual drought

buy it on itunes

My name is Paul Mantz
I wear velcro pantz.

Now that I'm a rapper
Can I go back to the crapper?

YO!

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: My name is Paul Mantz
I wear velcro pantz.

Now that I'm a rapper
Can I go back to the crapper?

YO!

Karma!!!!

Kptn Singh wrote: my name is kptn singh
I put bullets in your wing


fly butterfly
with a bee like sting

my controls suck
rely heavily on luck

bought this game
when it was under a buck

The new update,
made this game
glitch free

hey jaquin
my carrier just sank into a tree

kptn singh

signin out

the lake is gone cuz
theirs a virtual drought

buy it on itunes

One long drought!!!

i will tell you a better one hamers look your mom so stupied sh went to the dintest for a blue tooth

HEY DON'T TALK BOUT MY MOM LIKE THAT

Man I don't need to rap here,
Maybe you should see what you said dear?
You say you rely on luck
Your like a sitting duck
And like chicken you are saying back back bawck bawck
Man, I don't know who just wrote up your crap,
Cause I'm the final copy, you're not even a rough draft.
It looks like its over, I didn't even have to begin,
Cuz we know in the end, the vortex always wins,
Man I'm gettin real bored,
So I won't rap anymore
Bro, I just cut you up down to the core!

Vortex boy your crazy,
Thinking your all that when really you just lazy,
You shoot like wade on the free throw,
Your score is like 5 or below,
I could shoot you down so fast
Then bomb them hangers before you even get off the grass.

I know I said I’d stop,
but I guess I can’t resist.
But before tempers go pop,
I ask that you read this here list:

When it comes to a rhyming burn,
let’s keep it lightly aggressive.
For those who never learn,
rapping can turn obsessive.

Only flames can come along,
according to my knowing.
If you can, prove me wrong,
and let’s keep these rhymes going.



Tread lightly, ya’ll.

Makaela wrote: Vortex boy your crazy,
Thinking your all that when really you just lazy,
You shoot like wade on the free throw,
Your score is like 5 or below,
I could shoot you down so fast
Then bomb them hangers before you even get off the grass.

Makaela, you're a girl
You go on the side of the plane not in it,
If you were you'd be 50% lead 'fore your prop started spinning
Makaela, you've got swagger
I'll admit to that,
But compare you to me?
Your only the tiniest of rats,
If you think you could beat me
You're badly mistaken,
For my style and swag
Will never be taken.

VortexIII wrote:

Makaela wrote: Vortex boy your crazy,
Thinking your all that when really you just lazy,
You shoot like wade on the free throw,
Your score is like 5 or below,
I could shoot you down so fast
Then bomb them hangers before you even get off the grass.

Makaela, you're a girl
You go on the side of the plane not in it,
If you were you'd be 50% lead 'fore your prop started spinning
Makaela, you've got swagger
I'll admit to that,
But compare you to me?
Your only the tiniest of rats,
If you think you could beat me
You're badly mistaken,
For my style and swag
Will never be taken.

Your all talk let's take it to the sky,
Then we'll see if your still the big guy,
I could beat you 200/O
And that's something everybody know,
Yeah I'm a girl and I'm proud of it
Your just jealous, your a looser like Mitt
I look good while I fly
But you, all you do is die.

You guys wanna rap, but in the end it's all just crap.
your just spitting lyrics without any feeling.
So you better turn back now, before I start dealing.

See rap ain't just about lyrics, rhyming or memes.
Rap is more about passion, life, and dreams.
It has feelings, happy, and sad.
But you guys don't seem to know this, and it's making me mad.

If you guys want to spit rhymes, then go on ahead.
But if you want to rap, do something that we wont dread.
Make the rap emotional, after all that's how rap is.
That concludes today's lesson, for you kids.


Just an FYI, I have 2 friends that are rappers.
www.reverbnation.com/KRiO
www.reverbnation.com/raymone
I'm also a poet, but I also write raps.
No I wasn't really mad, but it's kinda annoying when people say they rap but they just put rhymes to lyrics.
True rap lies in your heart. It's about emotional and physical experiences, written into rhymes and sung to a beat.
If you ain't got heart, then you ain't a rapper.
#MusicIsLife