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tell mom jokes 12 years 10 months ago #54532

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Uh I told u I couldn't rap I know all to well…
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tell mom jokes 12 years 10 months ago #54598

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Lol wasn't tryin to be mean just rappin stuff out and that's why I said that lol been on trigger fist forum?
When life makes lemons
You shoot the lemons until there's nothing left

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Lol I Chang my mind vortex you shoot like biendrins at the free throw :silly:

Oh and to everyone saying swag thats all the way from like 2008 its over not cool anymore
Don't ever quit.

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Lol you got nice rappin skills
When life makes lemons
You shoot the lemons until there's nothing left

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tell mom jokes 12 years 10 months ago #54649

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That Rap-pa-dy tap tap tap is me shooting you from the sky
I could care....But I dont

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tell mom jokes 12 years 10 months ago #54652

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Swag was a lamp when I grew up, so I looked it up in the Urban Dictionary. WOW!
That's something you want to have/be called? WOW! Again...I'm old...(smiley thingy)
Should we call you "Little Vinegar"?
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tell mom jokes 12 years 10 months ago #54717

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Alrite Alrite
Let's not get ahead of ourselves here
I can't believe
This has not been recognized by my peers

I've been raising her up
Just like a pig for slaughter
And that suweeee
Just done bought her

You started this fire makaela
You want to talk about getting banned?
That's cause I'm a bad***
Not living in lala land

Now makaela you can bribe
These people to say that you won
But when you look real close
None of your raps got the job done

I can delude confuse deduce and kaput
But none of my raps
Will ever be to soothe

So nOw it's your turn
But first lemme teach you class
Take your rinks dink raps
And shove em right up your ***

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tell mom jokes 12 years 10 months ago #54722

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the rappings not done
makaela hasnt won

theyre rappin bout winnin
and me im jus havin fun

you can have your victory
but I'll still be the closaaah

keep swingin ur hands
you vanilla ice posaaah

soon as you open your mouth your brain drops dead
I rap in yaba daba doo hey velmaaaaaaaaaaaa its fred

nuff about rap
rap is all the same
everytime I hear its just about
rented cars, girls and fake fame

I cant really tell one rapper from another
they just talk about their gold or about each other's mother :whistle:

this is how i fly !!! :)
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tell mom jokes 12 years 10 months ago #54723

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You say you need to teach ME class,
I don't think you understand ill pass,
Because like the girls at my school,
You seem to think classy,
Is a bit closer to trashy!
I know its hard for you to admit
But clearly I've thrown you into a pit,
You can't stand defeat,
So your going to call me a peice of meat,
Sorry son, but your done.
Don't ever quit.

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tell mom jokes 12 years 10 months ago #54725

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I don't know how u guys rap without cursing. I i can't rap without cursing.

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tell mom jokes 12 years 10 months ago #54753

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Your MOM is so fat, when she wears a Malcom X t-shirt a helicopter tries to land on her. [E]PANZER

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panzer103 wrote: Your MOM is so fat, when she wears a Malcom X t-shirt a helicopter tries to land on her. [E]PANZER

XD

Say you'll never let me go...
A wise sput once said "you laugh at my skills I laugh at your bank account"

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tell mom jokes 12 years 10 months ago #54763

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what is up i got more swager


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who wants to play me


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any one


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tell mom jokes 12 years 10 months ago #54768

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Anyone can jump into the rap battle
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ok you are so poke cuse you do not even now
cuse your momu men and your dad is women ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh




have some of that vortex you do not own this rap battel and bober i call you out


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tell mom jokes 12 years 10 months ago #54794

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it is just a rap battel to let you now i did not ment that


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and to let you now i am the juge of the rap battels that are ugenst aother pepol but the one that juge wen i am batteling is bomber or vortex


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tell mom jokes 12 years 10 months ago #54804

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Thats it bro?
C'mon, you can't do any better
That's almost as bad
As those da** Christmas sweaters

You don't even know
How to spell meant?
You should get back home
And humbly repent

As much as I'm enjoying
Whipping Mario bro's ***
He should go back home
And mow the galaxies grass.

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tell mom jokes 12 years 10 months ago #54815

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No way luigi, i suck at raps Nd i cant without cursing, which is bad

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tell mom jokes 12 years 10 months ago #54830

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Ok, crazy idea time:

Anyone who wants to participate in rap battle tournament respond here and I will put the names on a bracket
More info coming soon
Winner gets a surprise!

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It's i not entering.
U saw my last rap.
It was that bad and it took 10 minutes to come up with.
My prediction LUNA all the way!!!!!!


On team Luna who else wants to join?
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i will


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tell mom jokes 12 years 9 months ago #57211

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So far we have 2 and 1/2.
Is that all? Last and final call

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tell mom jokes 12 years 9 months ago #57623

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I cant rap but here it goes


So ya kids think ya bad
With this rap makes me sad
How bout get to the skies
And let me show you how to die

Its okay to be scare u suck
U can be scare hold ur sack
You wont have time to fly
Cause 1...2....3 you die



Lol u can mKe fun i know it sucks lolzzz



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You will be DESTROYED SOON!!
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thedestroyer4 wrote: I cant rap but here it goes


So ya kids think ya bad
With this rap makes me sad
How bout get to the skies
And let me show you how to die

Its okay to be scare u suck
U can be scare hold ur sack
You wont have time to fly
Cause 1...2....3 you die



Lol u can mKe fun i know it sucks lolzzz

I miss blain. :(

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Nice one. I like the way it rhymes.
You're never a loser until you quit trying.

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tell mom jokes 12 years 9 months ago #57754

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Hahahaha thanks is not that good but i guess ur being nice :)



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You will be DESTROYED SOON!!

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tell mom jokes 12 years 9 months ago #57810

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You all have swag, but I'm the real MC
When your a flying I shoot you down before you can even see me!
These battles are fun, but I'm the one that's going to pown in the end!
Peace out!-Leg

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