Lol d I'm the furthest from a rapper I really couldn't freestyle for anything but I'm having fun with this so I will continue

Thought this was a joke thread, I came for a laugh. Laugh! Wot a load of dooby this is, now let's see some funny stuff!!

Dogfights fcked, so sez muck!
You've paid your bucks
and now your fcked.
Now J's to tell us orcs survive!
Why dontcha kiss this bunch of fives.


I hate rap with a passion!

Flyingmuck wrote: Thought this was a joke thread, I came for a laugh. Laugh! Wot a load of dooby this is, now let's see some funny stuff!!

Dlcoates1 wrote:

Flyingmuck wrote: Thought this was a joke thread, I came for a laugh. Laugh! Wot a load of dooby this is, now let's see some funny stuff!!

That's more like it!

Flyingmuck wrote:
That's more like it!

Watch out, someday your cat will make you its slave like this one did with its owner.

CalvinIsAwesome wrote:

i got more

Dlcoates1 wrote:

Flyingmuck wrote:
That's more like it!

Watch out, someday your cat will make you its slave like this one did with its owner.

That's why god invented humans

You all wish that you had what I have.
I bet you never will, cause yo flyin so bad.

Maybe you say that my tactics are crazy.
But you eatin bullets, with yo vision so hazy.

Shoot me down, and a miracle you'll see.
We go round and round, but you'll never beat me.

This rap is gettin long and my food is gettin cold.
If you a member of M.O.M., then you probably old.

I guess I'll stop now, fo this gets out of hand.
When you talk about me, you can call me the man.

LOL that was kinda fun. I have never rapped or even written a poem before, so this is a first for me!

Oi! Not all MOM' s is old bro
Some are positively ancient!!

My Mom is meaner, older and much more like a men than you all together.....

... anyhow as long she not finds her beloved wig.

And she sings much better than Singh raps .

luigi956 awsome wrote:

CalvinIsAwesome wrote:

i got more

I laugh at that.

Hi my name is muck

I say fck alot

I wear a saree

accesorize with a dot


Vort's got swagger

vort's got bling

hes still workin on

that puberty thing



wow that girl's got game

makaela's the name

kill her in a game

and her neighbours get the blame

[e]Sputnik wrote:

luigi956 awsome wrote:

CalvinIsAwesome wrote:

i got more

I laugh at that.

you may have mad swag but i have gangman style

This sh** just got real
But will I tell you how I feel?
Nah, I'll just keep spitting those rhymes of steel.

Kaptn, if you and me met you'd be dead.
Cause bro, I saw your name in the blacklist thread!

I do to cheaters
The same I do to wife beaters
Beat em change em, where em as a trophy

But it looks like Doing the same to you
Will not do
But I'm not through

I'll give you a chance now
To leave and take a bow
'fore my raps are firecrackers going pow pow pow.

VortexIII wrote: This sh** just got real
But will I tell you how I feel?
Nah, I'll just keep spitting those rhymes of steel.

Kaptn, if you and me met you'd be dead.
Cause bro, I saw your name in the blacklist thread!

I do to cheaters
The same I do to wife beaters
Beat em change em, where em as a trophy

But it looks like Doing the same to you
Will not do
But I'm not through

I'll give you a chance now
To leave and take a bow
'fore my raps are firecrackers going pow pow pow.

is it sad, I actually checked the black list for my name

Kptn Singh wrote:

VortexIII wrote: This sh** just got real
But will I tell you how I feel?
Nah, I'll just keep spitting those rhymes of steel.

Kaptn, if you and me met you'd be dead.
Cause bro, I saw your name in the blacklist thread!

I do to cheaters
The same I do to wife beaters
Beat em change em, where em as a trophy

But it looks like Doing the same to you
Will not do
But I'm not through

I'll give you a chance now
To leave and take a bow
'fore my raps are firecrackers going pow pow pow.

is it sad, I actually checked the black list for my name

Ah, youth...




Boys have swag,
Men have class,
Gentlemen have style.

Poor vortex, PLEASE...
Expand your vocab,
Saying those words doesnt make you 'bad'
And really boy how old are you?
Kptn could put you in a wheelchair in 3, 2...
Shoot I know this is short,
But kid I just brought you to court

Big Tex wrote: Ah, youth...

Boys have swag,
Men have class,
Gentlemen have style.

Not to mention, Women don't date boys, they date men. So most of you guys won't have a problem.
And yes, I basically got that from a movie and changed it a little.

But I was just found innocent,
And my countercase just won
But I don't really care
Nor am I in this for the fun.

I could say this is over,
But that would just be a lie,
Cause when it comes to beating me,
You'll just try and try

But you'll never succeed
Aw, that is cute
Here is your good
Destruction rap ta-boot.

VortexIII wrote: But I was just found innocent,
And my countercase just won
But I don't really care
Nor am I in this for the fun.

I could say this is over,
But that would just be a lie,
Cause when it comes to beating me,
You'll just try and try

But you'll never succeed
Aw, that is cute
Here is your good
Destruction rap ta-boot.

Your to funny,
You honestly think your winning honey?
Ask the jury
They'll cell you up in a hurry,
Don't make me jog your memory
You were banned so many times
Admit it your a goner end of story.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW BURN. makaela wins

Makala won. No argument there.

Vort's romney

makaela's obama

the joke's on you

not on yo momma

Kptn Singh wrote: Vort's romney

makaela's obama

the joke's on you

not on yo momma

Trlolloolollololl
BURN!!!!!!!!!!

Yup he won!!!


I wish I could rap
But all I put out is crap
But I know one thing for sure
I can bomb yo carrier from the shore
Got my tank and my plane and yo zep is a gonner
Again I rap like crap
But I like to zap
Yo out o the sky me 1 yo 0
U dont put up a fight
Day or night
That is a fact
Wow the sea is jack
With the water now land
I can drive my tank on the sand


Striker out. Peace

Striker can't rap for you life
If you wanna rap like me, you gotta bring out that swag
Cause if you want the swag you don't go saggin
It's just me and my homies just sackin the laggin
Striker gotta feel it from the heart
And if you can't feel it, don't bother to try and raptity rap me out