thanks

Jacob10000 wrote: Just in from the EIA (Enigma Intelligence Agency). Large electrical storms may be the cause of all the lag issues. Today one of our correspondents was tooling around in his SE5 when this photo of some very ominous clouds was captured.

Be on the lookout, and if you see this coming Your way we ask that you please land and take cover immediately.

Oh, sorry about that. I caught Sput trying to steal the NLR's secrets.



I'm okay now.

This just in the dead are rising in dogfight for halloween all pilots beware of zomboe pilots

See t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR4CJzG...DN-mi8A5aAyVHshbt_rF

I jst had a fun idea to try and jump-start this thread again. Lets have a photo contest! All photo entries must be screen-captures of actual gameplay. We can have categories like

• Best Tank Photo
• Best Kill Photo
• Best Crash Photo
• Best Mt.Duckwing Landing Photo
• Best Zeppelin Photo
• Best Bridge Photo
• Best Formation Photo
• Funniest Landing Photo

Come on pilots get out there and get creative with those cameras. Then we all vote on the winners of each category.

I guess I will make the first entry to show how entries should be arranged.

P.S. One entry per category per person. Please. If you post them one at a time please edit them into your original entry post. It sould be easier to keep up with that way.

Best Crash Entry

Funniest Landing Entry


more to come

nice pics. i haver some pis on my old ipod im gonna try to email them to myself!

Best formation


http://m1254.photobucket.com/albumview/albums/VortexIII/095A88A1-319C-47C8-A109-860E3A33AEB3-274-00000111DB4CD6D5_zpsff8e0884.jpg.html

Disregaurd before post



Of that's not best formation, I don't know what is.

My other nominee for formation

I had to dig this back up this thread was an intresting read back then

This is hamers news
All news on squads

Some new squads are growing fast while other older squads such as kamikazi are falling. Enigma falcons and NLR are stable.
This has been hamers news

Good news for the old players of dogfight or the players that have been hear for a couple years. The Wut Dogfight Family has returned. Part of it anyway. Wut up Dogfight, chain is master and achmed have returned back to the game. Its good to see you guys back old friends.

The bad news is that once Wut up Dogfight loses his rust we all will be chickens and he will be the farmer with the axe. So every one Load your guns and prepare for the Wut up Dogfight apocalypse.

time for recap of recent events


Mean got to number 1 ''
"Davy crocket retired
Von hulk got 20k thankyous
"the falcons are rebuilding
Comet is approachin 10000 thank you


for our dogfight sporting events '
Wolf packs very own sweeter has won the kdr tournament
Rumors are emerging that says sweeter was indeed on steroids at that time '''



As the search for d93big gunnz continue pilots still have no clue of where he is



this has been dogfight new with your reporter Blackhawlghost



Hawk out

Hawk out

It appears dogfight elite is the hardest game in the whole universe.
players say that lag on top of losing connection is the reason they still play dogfight 1

But game developer superman is trying all he can To make this game the very best


For our top story it appears that squad wars charts has come early with THE NEW LUNAR REPUBLIC ON TOp
Please if you see those pilots in the sky give them a big congrats '

This has been dogfight news '

Hawk out

BREAKING NEWS

Rumors are emerging that states NLR indeed paid superman to make them number1'
"LUNA ,BLUEIFHGTER ,and mcfate are scheduled to appear in front of TX lawman
TX is very harsh so Betsy might come to play

for our top stories
Our very own husky dog was spotted in a hotel room with a poodle
The video
is too graphic to show BUT can me viewed on an adult Video site
"


thid has been Dogfight news

Hawk out

In todays segment "the lighter side of news" , we found lots of great people still playing dogfight elite even with the lag. Reports show zup may be working on it but nothing confirmed yet. Stay tuned for further updates.

In todays pet adoption segment:
In cage #1 we have an akc registered bhg. Hes not yet house broken but could be a good companion for a nice older couple. If interested please contact Zebraup for adoption details

This is Diaoblique signing off
Have a great day

Security security please kick diabloque out of the news station he was fired a while ago '
"

This just in::::

Diaoblique has been reported to have been fired from the news station. I assure you folks he has not. He is still on the payroll.

On to other news:

My sources tell me and I quote, " Its freaking HOT outside!!!"
More on this story as it developes

Until then this is Diaoblique saying good day!

Ok dial i'll just fire mcfate and make you a my assistant reporter

I think there is enough in the budget to keep us both on staff.

An in depth investigation by this reporter turned up an issue from 2 years ago where the player ranking system was using too much processor speed and was causing lag. When asked if this issue could be causing problems in elite Zuperman replied simply:

zuperman wrote: nope, not related

This reporter walked off to go drown his feelings of uselessness.

NEWSFLASH! Live from the Flightline Investigative Report from ZebraUp

When asked by this reporter if non-playing members in a squadron affects the squadron ranking

zuperman wrote: kicking, joining, leaving a squad has no impact. The ranking is based on the accumulated points by the squad and they are never lost.

Responding to another in-depth question by this reporter if squadron vs. squadron, 4 vs. 4 missions were upcoming

zuperman wrote: as for the 4 vs 4 thing, I already implemented it but the chances of having 4 people from the same squad playing against 4 from a different same squad are almost impossible right now, so I just don't activate it.
What I'll do instead is try to put the people from the same squad into the same side (allied/german) against whatever is in the other.

This is ZebraUp signing off.. and remember, I'm Zebra and you're not!

BLACK HAWK GHOST wrote: Zebra i did Not hire you ....you have to in with my assistant Blue foghter

I'm an Independent Pulitzer Prize-winning Investigative Zebra.. I don't work for anyone but myself lol!

ZebraUp wrote: NEWSFLASH! Live from the Flightline Investigative Report from ZebraUp

When asked by this reporter if non-playing members in a squadron affects the squadron ranking

zuperman wrote: kicking, joining, leaving a squad has no impact. The ranking is based on the accumulated points by the squad...

Great report Zeb, but I think you may have missed a point regarding the effects of inactive squad members:

zuperman wrote:
When the other squadron members go to play, they will see a new Vault button, they can press it and those 500 points will be added to their personal savings account to buy whatever they want with it.

In short, whatever members of squadrons do positive, it will help all other squadron members but also keep in mind that it is divided evenly. So having 50 members would get 100 points each in that case. It's up to you to decide how to manage your squadron: more members to divide among, less members....."

This has been McFate... No nit is too small to pick!

A brief update from the news desk....

I'm still not sure.

Uncertainty out (I think).

Philosophy is dead they said; you'll have to get a job as a reporter they said; and all that I could find was this independent game forum news desk.

Wait... I do work here, right?

Cheque's in the mail, right?

NEWS FLASH:

This reporter has just discovered that the lead news anchor bhg has been trying to hide the where abouts of all other reporters! They seem to have resurfaced unaware of the plot against them.
More details during our 4:30 am coverage.

In pet news still no one has stepped up to adopt this akc bhg why you may ask? We are not sure at this time but we intend onputting this case through to our lead scientist Uncertainty! Im sure he can give us these answers

This is Diaoblique signing off please spay or neuter your bhg!

<<<<BREAKING NEWS FLASH>>>>

Man, 43 and avid dogfight flyer, unable to be convinced he is not merely a brain in a vat being stimulated by an evil genius to believe that the computer on which he plays, the couch on which he sits, or hands he uses to type, do in fact exist.

Man resolves that it is in fact 1915 and he is indeed a world war 1 flying ace.

Maelstrom of confusion erupts when confronted by the fact that he owns planes from ww2...

Man commits to curling up in a ball on aforementioned couch.

It's a sad story really.

Uncertainty out.