TXLAWMAN wrote: Howdy, Jasta!!! Welcome aboard and all that. Where's my cake you made? And Betsy needs her stall cleaned!

Best to warn you Jasta, Betsy has had a bad run on the toilet lately.

Omg

Haha! Betsy! The Executioner Extrordinaire Plenipotentiary of the People's Democratic Republic of M.O.M!! I love her!!

Hey M.O.M!!! I hope all of you guys are doing well, just came by to say hi!! I will see you guys in the sky!!!


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOoooOooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

Jasta,
Welcome to M.O.M

Room is ready, you will be sharing a WC with Cricket.

Looks fine, but i don't like the Brocken tiles

I had to stay there with cricket when I first got here..it's OK till he rubs his legs together at dark till dawn every night.. no sleep at all!! Lol.. I asked if he was trying to start a fire and he couldn't hear me over the chirping.

Here are the new banners jasta

GHOSTRIDER1 wrote: Well MOMrades, the day is finally here. I promised when I took over that after some squad growth and practice with Photoshop I would issue newer better banners.

Here is the way it will work:
In classic MOM fashion banners will be semi-uniform to establish controlled individuality.
There will be four levels of banners each level getting a little better. Once you meet the requirements for a particular banner level just pick from the banner catalog in the MOM section of the forum, give me the model number, and I will crank it out, and GIF it in with all your previous banners. (look at mine below, I qualify up to level three, I took the noob banner, and chose my level 2 and level 3 banner, now they make a slideshow of all three) I will also GIF in any and all personal banners (i.e. TXLAWMAN and Doggie Dix) and Rick banners I have on file if you wish.

So, it’s simple, just give me your choices based on what requirements you meet and I will hook you up.


LEVEL 1 (Noob Banner)
This is just an update of the banners I have already made. All new pilots joining will automatically be issued this banner until they meet and/or choose their other banners.

LEVEL 2 (4 to choose from)
Level two banners will be issued when any current pilot or joining pilot makes Gold Level Boarder on the forum OR the top 250 pilots in either game.

S2-4

S2-1

S2-7

S2-3

S2-5


LEVEL 3 (6 to choose from)
Level three banners will be issued when any current or joining pilot makes Platinum Level Boarder AND the top 100 pilots in either game. Members of The Council of Ministers will also receive these banners.

S3-10

S3-8

S3-11

S3-7

S3-13

S3-6

S3-3

LEVEL 4 MORAF (100+ to choose from)
MORAF banners will be issued to pilots who make MORAF(47) in Dogfight Elite ONLY! Once a pilot chooses a MORAF banner, it will be removed from the catalogue so that banner will be unique to that pilot. By the time a MOM makes MORAF I will be able to provide some girl banners. So MORAFs will be issued one of those as well. Below are a few prototypes just to show you where im headed. Some would look pretty great in black and white too.

MOM has had a great couple of weeks. According to Blue Fighter’s chart we have really been vaulting A LOT of points, we have a founding member returning to the game, we recruited a VIP, and have been very active in-game and on the forum. GREAT JOB EVERYONE! Let’s keep up the good work, have some fun and kick ass like we always have.

S2-1 or do u want it pm

S2-4 and S3-10 PLZ

Woo woo! Here comes the pain train, baby!!

poc96 wrote: S2-1 or do u want it pm

Jasta1 wrote: S2-4 and S3-10 PLZ

You got it guys, I'll release them on Sunday night or Monday morning

It's about time Dog!! I would say welcome to mom but haven't you already been hanging out at mom's diner? Lol. Welcome DOG!

THANK you all for the invites and the gentle persuasion (i was getting fed up of that waterboarding anyways) always had fun games with you all and always good banter so it seemed like a great fit for me. And i see so many orphans from other squads i feel right at home looking forward to some fun in the air

you just cant make this shlt up...... heres another vip

Welcome to MOM's your officially a part of the mayhem and get your own set of keys to the funny farm!! Welcome husky!!

GHOSTRIDER1 wrote: you just cant make this shlt up...... heres another vip

WOW what a M.O.Mentous week this has been for dear old M.O.M, to have such distinguished players come and join the ranks of the republic, happy days

Raz wrote:

GHOSTRIDER1 wrote: you just cant make this shlt up...... heres another vip







WOW what a M.O.Mentous week this has been for dear old M.O.M, to have such distinguished players come and join the ranks of the republic, happy days

Its not over yet. If im not mistaken there are one or two more VIP's on the hook. Should have announcements tonight or tomorrow.

We all owe a round of applause to The Ministries of Justice and Labor. They are responsible for ALL of this weeks new recruits. GREAT WORK Chris and Joh!!

Welcome to MOM everyone,and welcome back Attila.

It is a great regret that I was not able to have Key Lime pie added to the MOMstitution, but it is still a tremendous pleasure that I am able to finally see the Crow Hill Gang join forces with such a terrible bunch of louts, miscreants and all around despicable human beings after this long stretch of negotiations. May this bond hold fast and further our cause to see greater days where we encourage despair upon our enemies.

To unity!!!

Welcome to P.D.R. Of M.O.M.

Attila , Dognamitt and Husky Dog!!

Salute! Salute!

I SAID SAVORY PIE ONLY


EAT THIS ITS COUNCIL APPROVED!!

pie darn it wish id known there was pie

Dognamitt wrote: pie darn it wish id known there was pie

WHAT PIE?

i heard there was a cake mountain but you kept the pie a secret till i joined sneaky very sneaky

GHOSTRIDER1 wrote:

Dognamitt wrote: pie darn it wish id known there was pie

The pie has been successfully moderated !

A most glorious welcome to Dognamitt, Husky and One Kill to M.O.M
Opened up the west wing and started cleaning up for our new members.

im glad you knew i like to sleep on that side . husky will be down wind of me i hope he can take the stink specially after i had my marrow bone i really get bad gas

Bingo wrote: A most glorious welcome to Dognamitt, Husky and One Kill to M.O.M
Opened up the west wing and started cleaning up for our new members.

lets keep this momentum up moms

With the recent additions to the squad, we need a new Rooomba.