Welcome to the fun bunch Damerei! Hope you enjoy your time in the asylum! Now bake us some damn cake! please...

Howdy!!

I did break into it one time but have never claimed to work at the Acehole

Shut the *@$& up, Donnie!!!

Walter and the Dude are two totally different personalities yet they have found a common ground and are great friends.The Dude is full of great advice. I suggest people that take a game too serious too follow his lead and join him in the realm of the Dude.
Just ask yourself Who Would You Rather be, the Dude?




Or Walter?

youtube.com/watch?v=2MEapiGMbxw

...and you thought your lag was bad?

Uh oh!!

now8news.com/homeless-couple-found-living-in-walmart-attic/

She was his GIRLFRIEND !!!!!, that lad deserves a bravery award.

Morning M.O.Mrades! Been a while. Just checking in. Getting ready for leg day. Leg day sucks. Should be in the air tonight and tomorrow night.

Haha. I do roll with an AR and a loaded gun as opposed to old Barney. Also just dropped $700 on rifle plates and a carrier. Times are getting crazy. We got 55k college kids in town, so it ain't too small!

Haven't visited the site in a while just checking in on my other mentally ill squad mates. Remember the medicine only helps if you take it everyday.

Not sure I trust you, Ace. None of the pills I take are suppositories. You steered me wrong there! Been taking em like suppositories for going on a month. I will have vengeance!

Hahahahaha..TX you must have short fingers. Its most effective if you get it in there enough to make a gag reflex response. Or another trick is a little lube a small tube and an air compressor.

Hola, espero estén bien... primero quiero pedir una disculpa por meterme así a su escuadron, el motivo de esto es que tengo una queja sobre un piloto de su escuadron llamado "Criket" , se la pasa en todas las partidas haciendo sneaking y camping , ojalá pueda cambiar su conducta de juego. Tengo capturas que me respaldan solo que no las puedo saber por qué no me deja hacerlo por error o no se por que, me despido de ustedes.

Atte. D3v/-\st/\dOr [Ñ]

THE BLACK DRAGONS ESCUADRÓN

Hello, I hope are well ... first I want to apologize so to get me to his squad, the reason for this is that I have a complaint about a pilot in his squadron called "Criket" he spends in each game by sneaking and camping, hopefully I can change your gambling behavior. I catch only supporting me that I can not know why not let me by mistake or do not know why, I bid you farewell.

Atte. D3v / - \ st / \ dOr [Ñ]

THE BLACK DRAGONS SQUAD

osmany566 [Ñ] wrote: Hola, espero estén bien... primero quiero pedir una disculpa por meterme así a su escuadron, el motivo de esto es que tengo una queja sobre un piloto de su escuadron llamado "Criket" , se la pasa en todas las partidas haciendo sneaking y camping , ojalá pueda cambiar su conducta de juego. Tengo capturas que me respaldan solo que no las puedo saber por qué no me deja hacerlo por error o no se por que, me despido de ustedes.

Atte. D3v/-\st/\dOr [Ñ]

THE BLACK DRAGONS ESCUADRÓN

Ché?

Huge Congrats to Tango56 for being the first M.O.Mraf of elite,. AND taking the #1spot. Well done. EDIT : OOPS- due to NO fault on the part of Tango56, seems a glitch propelled him to the No1 spot, and being the true gentleman he is, immediately reported this to ZUP control. Bravo Tango.

Holy cow!!! Way to go Tango!!! I had no idea you were that close!!!! Somebody bake that M.O.M a gosh darn victory cake!!!

Exit strategy:

[V] Kicking the Dogfight addiction.
[V] Try to enjoy the game in a more responsible way.
[V] Try to like the improvement made in the game and the no chat for long time supporters of the game.
[V] Try to just enjoy the forum while not playing anymore.
[V] Compare it to other games.
[V] Be convinced this game is not your thing anymore.
[V] Say goodbye to the friends you made here. (Again.)
[V] Thank the developer for countless hours of enjoying the game while you still thought it to be the best thing out there.
[V] Deleting the app.

Rudolf Rednose signing off.

Those that want to can drop me a line on This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. or shoot me on another combat flight simulator for mobile devices. Or at the momworldorder website.

Cheerio......and stay on the nice list!

Test test test


I guess it's working now

I will repost everything when I get home tonight


It looks like I will have to resize everything also! Dammit!

It looks like I will have to resize everything also! Dammit!


does anyone know the size requirements?

Nice work GR

720x300 works well think you can go to 728 but i keep mine at 720

GHOSTRIDER1 wrote: Test test test


I guess it's working now

I will repost everything when I get home tonight


It looks like I will have to resize everything also! Dammit!

It looks like I will have to resize everything also! Dammit!


does anyone know the size requirements?

Rudolf Rednose wrote: Exit strategy:

[V] Kicking the Dogfight addiction.
[V] Try to enjoy the game in a more responsible way.
[V] Try to like the improvement made in the game and the no chat for long time supporters of the game.
[V] Try to just enjoy the forum while not playing anymore.
[V] Compare it to other games.
[V] Be convinced this game is not your thing anymore.
[V] Say goodbye to the friends you made here. (Again.)
[V] Thank the developer for countless hours of enjoying the game while you still thought it to be the best thing out there.
[V] Deleting the app.

Rudolf Rednose signing off.

Those that want to can drop me a line on This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. or shoot me on another combat flight simulator for mobile devices. Or at the momworldorder website.

Cheerio......and stay on the nice list!

Ci vediamo, amico mio.
Mi dispiace molto che tu non giochi più a dogfight.
Ti scriverò presto.
Ciao di nuovo Ed.

Adios, Ed! I hate to see you go, but I understand. Happy trails, and hopefully like an addict, you'll show back up for a little taste...

Well MOMrades, the day is finally here. I promised when I took over that after some squad growth and practice with Photoshop I would issue newer better banners.

Here is the way it will work:
In classic MOM fashion banners will be semi-uniform to establish controlled individuality.
There will be four levels of banners each level getting a little better. Once you meet the requirements for a particular banner level just pick from the banner catalog in the MOM section of the forum, give me the model number, and I will crank it out, and GIF it in with all your previous banners. (look at mine below, I qualify up to level three, I took the noob banner, and chose my level 2 and level 3 banner, now they make a slideshow of all three) I will also GIF in any and all personal banners (i.e. TXLAWMAN and Doggie Dix) and Rick banners I have on file if you wish.

So, it’s simple, just give me your choices based on what requirements you meet and I will hook you up.


LEVEL 1 (Noob Banner)
This is just an update of the banners I have already made. All new pilots joining will automatically be issued this banner until they meet and/or choose their other banners.

LEVEL 2 (4 to choose from)
Level two banners will be issued when any current pilot or joining pilot makes Gold Level Boarder on the forum OR the top 250 pilots in either game.

S2-4

S2-1

S2-7

S2-3

S2-5


LEVEL 3 (6 to choose from)
Level three banners will be issued when any current or joining pilot makes Platinum Level Boarder AND the top 100 pilots in either game. Members of The Council of Ministers will also receive these banners.

S3-10

S3-8

S3-11

S3-7

S3-13

S3-6

S3-3

LEVEL 4 MORAF (100+ to choose from)
MORAF banners will be issued to pilots who make MORAF(47) in Dogfight Elite ONLY! Once a pilot chooses a MORAF banner, it will be removed from the catalogue so that banner will be unique to that pilot. By the time a MOM makes MORAF I will be able to provide some girl banners. So MORAFs will be issued one of those as well. Below are a few prototypes just to show you where im headed. Some would look pretty great in black and white too.

MOM has had a great couple of weeks. According to Blue Fighter’s chart we have really been vaulting A LOT of points, we have a founding member returning to the game, we recruited a VIP, and have been very active in-game and on the forum. GREAT JOB EVERYONE! Let’s keep up the good work, have some fun and kick ass like we always have.