This was a text message I had sent out earlier today. After all the kind words, I thought maybe a few of you would get a kick out of it
So as I was off to do my "Honey Do's List", this is how my day went....
My back gave out real bad when I was at the dump. It was so bad, a lady pulled up, because she saw when it gave out, resulting in me instantly locking up, with zero control of my body/momentem, resulting in me nose diving into the inside rail of the bed of my truck. She ran and got the guy that works there to come help me. She was trying to get me to allow her to drive me home, she was about in tears watching me, trying to get out of the back of the truck (then again she may have seen EASY PREY because I was near helpless).
So I continued on to the vets, for meds that need to be picked up, thinking it would ease up. No joy! I could barley make it from the truck to the door. I came just short of crawling. I told them I was trying to have them get there nails cut, but no way I could get them up and into the door.
They worked it out, so I could stay in the truck as one of the lady's (cute little thing.... Mid 20's, I just might try that stunt at a later day

came out and grabbed Haven and Bane, one at a time to do there nails
Then when I stopped and filled the gas cans, a guy saw how much pain I was in, trying to lift the cans into the back of the truck. He asked if I was OK and offered to help me get them into the back of the truck for me
Well then off to the grocery store so I could get cat food, litter and ibuprofen (really wish I had a prescription for HEROINE.... kidding) one of the young dudes asked three times if there was anything he could do to help me get the stuff to the truck?
I said "WHAT THE F#€K? DO I LOOK LIKE SOME HELPLESS PUSSY!!!!!?"
I kid I kid!
I told him nah I was good, just need to go slow... He looked as sad as the lady at the dump did. (They might be working together, finding helpless old people.....)
NO FRICKEN WAY I WANT TO BE SOME DUDE CHAINED IN SOMEONES CELLAR!!! (I have seen the movies. I know how all that "Nicey Nicey" crap pans out for people)
Lol all in all it was one hell of an adventure!!!
So now here I sit with the big dilemma of not being able to sleep and my alarm clock, waiting patiently so it can really piss me off in about an hour.... (Crap 30 min now)
I could hit brew on the coffee pot and say screw it. May as well head in to work early, make a detour to WalMart (for what I don't know, but they now have everthing). I am sure there is something I need and can never find with all the busy people taunting death with their pushy little carts! Lucky they have cameras everywhere, now a days. My backhand would get a workout in that place!
Man do I ever miss 18........ (NOT CRYING.... DUST GOT IN MY EYE... OHHHHKAYYYY!!!!!)