Hello fellow M.O.M.s!

Been browsing the forum and came across this picture on the Misfits thread........didn't get what they were on about, cause finding out seemed a lot of work.




I showed to my boss in a meeting with the logistic department,.......and he was not at all amused!

Guess I'll be on snow shoveling duty next christmas....

Welcome aboard you new chaps DYS and Wally is it, a Hereford man huh, well you can forget about all that stuff, we don't have time for rules and such nonsense here old boy......oh wait...a Hereford man...umm, err, welcome welcome, take a seat, would you like a cup of tea old chap.....
Seriously though guys welcome aboard, please make sure all windows and doors are shut behind you and don't step in the sheep shit...ooops, to late!

Getting nervous, on Thursday I have my X-Ray test, if I pass il be trained to detect prohibited items including, aerosols, compressed gas canisters, vuns, ammo & explosive devices so that I can safely screen my company's cargo prior to being loaded onto commercial airliners. This could be easy but im not leaving anything to chance so im buffing up my knowledge of what to look for and what it looks like on our new £500,000 xray machine.

Good luck and all the Best Wishes on that test Mad
Just like to know.....IF I was to save lil money, how would i put my son through the machine without being noticed. Would he have to act like a teddy bear
Just wondering and ps... the last article in the papers was Not Me......

yakuza wrote: Good luck and all the Best Wishes on that test Mad
Just like to know.....IF I was to save lil money, how would i put my son through the machine without being noticed. Would he have to act like a teddy bear
Just wondering and ps... the last article in the papers was Not Me......

that question is simple to answer, you would have to put him in a box lined with lead, its the densest material for an xray to see through,like when you have an xray in hospital they give you a lead vest to protect you, this is because the rays will not penetrate the lead.

Feel welcome, great squad to be in rough and ready to kill anything that flys towards around above left and right.
Got mad respect for all of you guys.
Cant wait to fly with all you M.O.M

Wallghee over and out.

Guess who's back back again tell a friend!! Lol what's up I have raisen from the death of Stupidity of certain people hahahahaha glad to back and running again got some serious work to do now!! So Mr R we need to figure out what you wanna do with the SS squad run like planned or pull out and I'll use that profile as SpeedKills email me so we can work out the details and what not! And Welcome to the M.O.M fresh meat!!!

HEY R I put [ i M g ] link [ / i M g ] but don't show banner

MaDtotheMoM wrote:

yakuza wrote: Good luck and all the Best Wishes on that test Mad
Just like to know.....IF I was to save lil money, how would i put my son through the machine without being noticed. Would he have to act like a teddy bear
Just wondering and ps... the last article in the papers was Not Me......

that question is simple to answer, you would have to put him in a box lined with lead, its the densest material for an xray to see through,like when you have an xray in hospital they give you a lead vest to protect you, this is because the rays will not penetrate the lead.

Thats Awesome!
I'll not only put my son through....I'll also have my daughter, wife, father, mother and my 2 pet dogs through to for only a few bucks more..
Hawaii! here I come....
Now all I have to sort out is my First Class tickets
O, ps. Shhh..... The hollidays sort of a supprise for the family....It'll be a cheap, cheap, cheap family holliday.....

SpeedKills wrote: HEY R I put [ i M g ] link [ / i M g ] but don't show banner

Email on its way, Kk.

Just had to see my banner is all ty R appreciate the help

yakuza wrote:

MaDtotheMoM wrote:

yakuza wrote: Good luck and all the Best Wishes on that test Mad
Just like to know.....IF I was to save lil money, how would i put my son through the machine without being noticed. Would he have to act like a teddy bear
Just wondering and ps... the last article in the papers was Not Me......

that question is simple to answer, you would have to put him in a box lined with lead, its the densest material for an xray to see through,like when you have an xray in hospital they give you a lead vest to protect you, this is because the rays will not penetrate the lead.

Thats Awesome!
I'll not only put my son through....I'll also have my daughter, wife, father, mother and my 2 pet dogs through to for only a few bucks more..
Hawaii! here I come....
Now all I have to sort out is my First Class tickets
O, ps. Shhh..... The hollidays sort of a supprise for the family....It'll be a cheap, cheap, cheap family holliday.....

Cheaper still, take them to the beach and tell them to swim, it will keep them fit and they wont worry about the lead poisoning.

Hey Mad, nice ta see ya. I see flyingmuck up there on top a bit ago too... n Diesel, Ka5ey,Crazywold, GAW and some others.
Hello to all new MOM's There will be a bump and grind in room 696, sixth floor room 96. It's called a bump and grind as some of us are fat asses and you can't move around without bumping into us. The grind, because we chew like fat cow's.....

welcome aboard new MOM's.... I would name you but I'm afraid I'd forget someone.

Speedkills, I forgot to add a LMAO. I think it was your response to me....

Hey Dent
I sure miss our in game banter
And sir Bell to, so their are things I miss about the game...

Hi Dent me ol mukka, im stoked I truly am, my wife got an uber-promotion today (which il email you on later) but in other news she got me a birthday present (a bit early) but she keeps dropping hints like "you have a present and an event" so my mind was all over the place, then she said "you can put a ball on the antenna" so its either a pro rc drift car and a trip to the drift championships or.......... (fingers crossed here) a parkzone se5a and a trip to the duxford imperial war museum to see the ww1 planes in action!!! Knowing her its the latter as she said its something that bores her. Hehe fingers crossed eh?

Here you go Yemx, nice game! I'm glad you stayed to finish it out. I think you said this was a record for you. Congratz your squad will be proud:)

Greetings MOM!!

Sorry for my prolonged absence. Welcome to the newbies! I cannot wait for Summer to be here! I have been really busy and Dogfight lost out on the time competition I will be back in the cockpit soon. I have been productive in my downtime. I have shed 25 pounds and attained a fitness level not seen since my days in the academy (not saying much but it was 20 years ago!)! I can now also play Norwegian Wood, All You Need Is Love, and Moonlight Sonata on the piano! I am a Sig armorer for classic P-series pistols, so if you live in DFW and need some work done, holla. The question is can I hit the broad side of a barn in my trusty old bi-plane? We shall see... Hope all is well. Praying for good news on your tests, Mad.

I lost but kept the MOM reputation in tact, lol

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Got the new update and in 2 minutes I was skint lol,so take my advice think about what your spending on,I just got carried away lol.

New update sucks!!!!!

I have got nothing but a bunch of bad words to say, so I will leave it at that......

I have not been camped on for........ Geshhhh cant even tell you how long, till tonight

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Ok I feel a little better......

oh oh! he's freed the attack ewe!

Hi MOMs!!

Sorry, been MIA last few weeks, played my first game today and got a right slapping! Guess that's what I get for turning my back on dogfight hopefully will be able to pick back up to my normal hours again now.

Welcome to all new MOMs that I have missed to welcome! Looking forward to flying with you! A big welcome to Wallyghee! Great to see another Kiwi joining the ranks of MOM! I can feel our goal of total world domination getting stronger!

TXLAWMAN wrote: Greetings MOM!!

Sorry for my prolonged absence. Welcome to the newbies! I cannot wait for Summer to be here! I have been really busy and Dogfight lost out on the time competition I will be back in the cockpit soon. I have been productive in my downtime. I have shed 25 pounds and attained a fitness level not seen since my days in the academy (not saying much but it was 20 years ago!)! I can now also play Norwegian Wood, All You Need Is Love, and Moonlight Sonata on the piano! I am a Sig armorer for classic P-series pistols, so if you live in DFW and need some work done, holla. The question is can I hit the broad side of a barn in my trusty old bi-plane? We shall see... Hope all is well. Praying for good news on your tests, Mad.

TX!!!
I'm glad to see you, mate!
Say hello also Ganady and Halle!
See u in the sky!

In recent days, there has been an upgrade for Android, which provided, however, only the painting of the aircraft, and so I spent the money for the paint ....
And now that the upgrade is complete,I HAVE NO MORE MONEY TO BUY THE PLANES!!!!
GRRRRRRR .. DAMN ... ACCC .. $ £ $ £ $% $% $% & / / (/ # @ [] [@ @] @!!!

Guys who have lost out on the update and gone skint....hope this cheers you up.



Is this the latest pic for the caption competition thingy?

Mad you left this behind.

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Nice to see the mis-fits maintaining their policy of not trolling other squads' threads. I guess "silence is not an option", whatever the bzfk that's supposed to mean. At least they're consistent.

Anyone else waste time and energy spamming friends on echoboom's behalf in that 100k Recruits thingy, then not get the promised free Fokker D.VIII? Why am I not surprised?

Wigbomb wrote: Nice to see the mis-fits maintaining their policy of not trolling other squads' threads. I guess "silence is not an option", whatever the bzfk that's supposed to mean. At least they're consistent.

Anyone else waste time and energy spamming friends on echoboom's behalf in that 100k Recruits thingy, then not get the promised free Fokker D.VIII? Why am I not surprised?

This was left on door step by one of your minions we just brought it back.