Judging by recent events I think we should all go set on the toilet and enjoy a good game of btb, maybe one that lasts a good hour or so, then return back to the forum and tell everyone how hard it was to try to walk to the door without feeling in our legs.
I found that it is nearly possible to do as long as my wife hasn't been hollering for me. The added pressed for time issues usually dosnt help. When I get rushed, especially in that situation, its usually not good. There is a part of my brain that wants to play again, a part that wants to find out what she wants, a part that wants to let the feeling come back, and a part that wants to go outside and do something else.
But see here lies the problem. I have been told that I need to use my brain for something better than to sit on. If, and its a big if, I was setting on my brain, clearly I would have part of it thinking, due to proximity issues, maybe I need to check out the softness of paper rolled up on the wall.
BUT, if the thought of the price of tea in China never crossed my brain about 5 minutes into the btb mission would I find my self in those situations.
So here is my challenge. Go forth, visit the porcelain throne and see if there is a way to eat an apple or pear while playing dogfight and see how long it takes for your legs to fall asleep...
PS. I bet I know what your thinking. Why of all places should anyone be eating fruit there?
The answer will come in time. But I have to remember why first.
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