Well he knew about me today:)muahahaha

I have benn diagnosed with MOM syndrome

AlexRedneck34 wrote: It was great flying against u today Ktheo had a blast. We will have to do it again soon:) - fco |111th| Red

Sorry to post on this page...but recently realized that you alex are Red....your a great pilot....always a pleasure. ..

Lmao gen hahah yes I am:) when we going to fly again I miss out mid air battles:)

Sorry mom I am off yalls thread now apologize for the intrusion:(

Sorry last time...no it isnt...lol....some time alex we will fight again......take care...
Sorry mom for posting irrelevent posts on your page.....you meanies......lololol

[e]Sputnik wrote: I have benn diagnosed with MOM syndrome

OH CRAP! Now your ear lobes hang longer (as well as other things), hair will grow out of you ears and nose and places you didn't know you had!

Gentlemen, WE have created SASCHAUTCH and his name is SPUT!

Forgive us!

Hey Wig ,thanks for.the ass kicking earlier....had to leave wife started biatching too much...lol...hope to see ya later bad fun.....mean ole devil.

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

[e]Sputnik wrote: I have benn diagnosed with MOM syndrome

OH CRAP! Now your ear lobes hang longer (as well as other things), hair will grow out of you ears and nose and places you didn't know you had!

Gentlemen, WE have created SASCHAUTCH and his name is SPUT!

Forgive us!

lmao
poor old sput once it starts you can't stop it

[e]Sputnik wrote: I have benn diagnosed with MOM syndrome

OH CRAP! Your earlobes will hang lower (among other things), hair will grow out of your ears, nose, eyebrows, and places you cannot imagine.
Don't worry the ladies will love you for your brain....oh shoot..that goes next!

Guys, we have created a hairy, brainless, lonely one of us!

SUCCESS!

Okay, so, having caught up as best I could with what looks like a weekend long trainwreck on here...is it finally safe to say that the collective rod is back in the collective holster and we can finally drop the subject of *420* and move on to more important pursuits? Like ANY other pursuits? Hallefrickinlejah! Jasmine, I'm sure you're a sweet kid, you play the game well...best of luck with whichever squadron you choose. Learn to spell "Freakin'..." and you should be a world beater. Just not in M.O.M.

Lesa aka Dots, now this is a completely different story. Do we know whether she knows how to access the thread? She's now committed to Strach, me and SheiBe, we just have to pull her into the fold and get her set up. Kopfmeister, if you haven't already, add her to the roster! (maybe Lesa/. . until we know her forum name?)

Muckaroo, still having banner implementation dysfunction? They have a pill for that now, y'know. (send me a PM, we'll sort it out)

I played a few missions when I got home from the hills this afternoon. I quit. Sput, you can have my chopped and channeled Nieuport 17 with the two-tone tuck 'n roll buckets, I know when enough is too much. Seems like SheiBe and I are the only ones complaining consistently of crippling frame rate refresh lag. Does this game discriminate against thread custodians, or what? I lost count of how many times I pumped the proverbial grip ton of bullets into one or the other of you, tail shot, dead aim, point blank...nothin'. Next thing I know nobody at all is on screen then he what I shoulda shot down three times over guts me with a single shot. Once in a while I hit, mostly I can't hit the floor if I throw the ipad at it. W, as they say in the bible, TF?

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

[e]Sputnik wrote: I have benn diagnosed with MOM syndrome

OH CRAP! Your earlobes will hang lower (among other things), hair will grow out of your ears, nose, eyebrows, and places you cannot imagine.
Don't worry the ladies will love you for your brain....oh shoot..that goes next!

Guys, we have created a hairy, brainless, lonely one of us!

SUCCESS!

welcome to the world of old sput.
dont forget the eyes will stop working properly and we get grumpier GET OFF MY LAWN

. Wigbomb wrote: Okay, so, having caught up as best I could with what looks like a weekend long trainwreck on here...is it finally safe to say that the collective rod is back in the collective holster and we can finally drop the subject of *420* and move on to more important pursuits? Like ANY other pursuits? Hallefrickinlejah! Jasmine, I'm sure you're a sweet kid, you play the game well...best of luck with whichever squadron you choose. Learn to spell "Freakin'..." and you should be a world beater. Just not in M.O.M.

Lesa aka Dots, now this is a completely different story. Do we know whether she knows how to access the thread? She's now committed to Strach, me and SheiBe, we just have to pull her into the fold and get her set up. Kopfmeister, if you haven't already, add her to the roster! (maybe Lesa/. . until we know her forum name?)

Muckaroo, still having banner implementation dysfunction? They have a pill for that now, y'know. (send me a PM, we'll sort it out)



I played a few missions when I got home from the hills this afternoon. I quit. Sput, you can have my chopped and channeled Nieuport 17 with the two-tone tuck 'n roll buckets, I know when enough is too much. Seems like SheiBe and I are the only ones complaining consistently of crippling frame rate refresh lag. Does this game discriminate against thread custodians, or what? I lost count of how many times I pumped the proverbial grip ton of bullets into one or the other of you, tail shot, dead aim, point blank...nothin'. Next thing I know nobody at all is on screen then he what I shoulda shot down three times over guts me with a single shot. Once in a while I hit, mostly I can't hit the floor if I throw the ipad at it. W, as they say in the bible, TF?

sorry wigs that was me in my invisability suit

SPUTsquatch.... ITS ALIVE...ITS ALIVE




You can only be cured by mass doses of ENSURE...

I would sure love to fly with you all again, however the server has other ideas. The past three days that I have tried to log on, the server is full. I'll try a dozen times or so each go around. This is getting nuts! I have alao had the same issue with ktheos invinceability suit that he is apparently loaning to nubes. I'll get right behind them, pump 12 rounds into their tail, and nothing! I'll stop being the crotchety old man that complains to people who can't fix the problem, if I could just log on. The times I have gotten on in the past month, I have a hard time finishing a game without losing the server mid game. I will be in a swarm of planes circling and shooting, and all of a sudden I'm alone and it won't come back.

It must have something to do with all those pesky kids, flying around all Willie nillie like, messing up the grass every time I shoot them down. Before long, those hooligans with their shananigans will be knocking over the hanger mailboxes with tanks and putting flaming bags of poo on the decks of our nice, clean carriers. I say we start a neighborhood watch! ( of coarse I'm not speaking of our prodigies... Those are fine young kids who are respectful of their elders... Except for that one they call sput. I don't trust that one.)

A new M.O.M. err M.Y.M. (MEAN YOUNG MAN) born today. 7lbs 11oz 19.5 inches... Enjoy a stoggie my son Jude was born
Today at 16:30.

Congrats! Stogies all around. And break out the whiskey!

Quiet wrote: A new M.O.M. err M.Y.M. (MEAN YOUNG MAN) born today. 7lbs 11oz 19.5 inches... Enjoy a stoggie my son Jude was born
Today at 16:30.

Passing out the Laphraoig and Cohibas now!!! Yay Dad!!

Quiet wrote: A new M.O.M. err M.Y.M. (MEAN YOUNG MAN) born today. 7lbs 11oz 19.5 inches... Enjoy a stoggie my son Jude was born
Today at 16:30.

Congrats, I will certainly light up a maduro in the young mans honor!

So flying muck and I are just playing.g and I see JonM who has MOM attached to his tag which immediately sets me off. I was kind.day rude probably so.ce this isn't the first time I've seen him posing. I tell him to take it off and he refuses. Actually asks why he should.....flying muck was much more polite and smoother with him appealing to his sense of fair play, lets see what you have, etc. Meanwhile all I can think of is how to load two more machine guns for.my plane to totally shred this punk. What made it worse is that he wanted to challenge me to a football game (soccer) and it somehow came out in Spanish that his favorite team is Real Madrid. Mine (after Liverpool) is Barcelona the arch rival of Real.

This kid was notmaling it any easier on himself. Muck and I gave him an ultimatum. Either he removes the tag and apologizes when he feels he can apply (too low ranking and too little skill IMO) or I promised to let all y'all know to hunt him down and destroy him ruthlessly.

Hasn't this world not figured out that most Texans have notoriously short fuses?

Trollololololololololol

First off congratulations to you quite and your wife.. second I to seen jonm flying our colors

Tex, we're all running into these MOMposters, I share your frustration. There needs to be some sort of security measure that prohibits unauthorized non-members from freely accessing a squadron tag. I guess that measure, for now, is your "gang up and demolish on sight" mechanism. The last one I encountered gave me smacky back-talk when I told him to "LOSE THE TAG" but then, refreshingly, the next day, he turned up in a mission and volunteered an apology and had removed the tag. Said something like, "Sorry again, Wig, I didn't understand." It occurred to me that a ton of newer players are bound to think that joining a squadron is a simple matter of deciding you want to then snagging the tag. A few of our "bring a howitzer to a pillow fight" executions should disabuse them of that notion.

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Oh...WELCOME YOUNG QUIET! When you're old enough to read this, Jude...half of us will be dead. Congratulations, Matt and family!!

Big Tex wrote: So flying muck and I are just playing.g and I see JonM who has MOM attached to his tag which immediately sets me off. I was kind.day rude probably so.ce this isn't the first time I've seen him posing. I tell him to take it off and he refuses. Actually asks why he should.....flying muck was much more polite and smoother with him appealing to his sense of fair play, lets see what you have, etc. Meanwhile all I can think of is how to load two more machine guns for.my plane to totally shred this punk. What made it worse is that he wanted to challenge me to a football game (soccer) and it somehow came out in Spanish that his favorite team is Real Madrid. Mine (after Liverpool) is Barcelona the arch rival of Real.


























This kid was notmaling it any easier on himself. Muck and I gave him an ultimatum. Either he removes the tag and apologizes when he feels he can apply (too low ranking and too little skill IMO) or I promised to let all y'all know to hunt him down and destroy him ruthlessly.

Hasn't this world not figured out that most Texans have notoriously short fuses?

Busted my laptop so have to do this via phone. I apologize for my horrible spellings and syntax but I haven't figured out how to fix this auto correct yet.

Also seems that I've lost some karma from my rants!

Big Tex wrote:

Big Tex wrote: So flying muck and I are just playing.g and I see JonM who has MOM attached to his tag which immediately sets me off. I was kind.day rude probably so.ce this isn't the first time I've seen him posing. I tell him to take it off and he refuses. Actually asks why he should.....flying muck was much more polite and smoother with him appealing to his sense of fair play, lets see what you have, etc. Meanwhile all I can think of is how to load two more machine guns for.my plane to totally shred this punk. What made it worse is that he wanted to challenge me to a football game (soccer) and it somehow came out in Spanish that his favorite team is Real Madrid. Mine (after Liverpool) is Barcelona the arch rival of Real.


A little karma back tex

























This kid was notmaling it any easier on himself. Muck and I gave him an ultimatum. Either he removes the tag and apologizes when he feels he can apply (too low ranking and too little skill IMO) or I promised to let all y'all know to hunt him down and destroy him ruthlessly.

Hasn't this world not figured out that most Texans have notoriously short fuses?

Busted my laptop so have to do this via phone. I apologize for my horrible spellings and syntax but I haven't figured out how to fix this auto correct yet.

Also seems that I've lost some karma from my rants!

Despite my prior nomination of transporter to join, I am goin to withdraw my nomination. Obviously his interest isn't that strong, due to the fact that we haven't heard from him since Bopes and I tried to recruit him. I was also in a mission with transporter tonight and he was cussing and whining everytime he was shot down. He just didn't seem like the MOM material I originally thought he was. Bopes also had a run on with him and apparently it left a bad taste in his mouth as well. Bopes, I'll let you add to or clarify if you choose, incase I misunderstood you message.

Quiet wrote: A new M.O.M. err M.Y.M. (MEAN YOUNG MAN) born today. 7lbs 11oz 19.5 inches... Enjoy a stoggie my son Jude was born
Today at 16:30.

Congratulations U'll be abl to play more being up with the baby.lol

I have this guy giving me fits. He goes by << R >> but it dosent show up he is invisable we need to fix this.

to all mom's I got a pm from duckwing1. He's not doing great so if I could bother u all for a little prayer for or fellow flyer. He needs it. Jon u take care u can read the forum but if I see u in a fight I will call ur girl she will take care of it for me. Take care of ur self brother see u soon.

Pryers to u Duck my fellow brother in arms.Hope to see ya in the skies soon my friend.Thanks B for the update this fellow veteran means alot to us all.