Ohhhh boy folks we have us some proud new parents with bouncing new baby boy to welcome into the world!




What a beautiful boy!



Geshhhh looks like this little guy is going to grow up to be a handful!

The next time you see the proud "New MOM's" Davy and ParrotHead give them a great big hug!

LMBO!!! You outdid yourself!

Bahahahahahahah I knew I should have taken that pic down.

Awesome kid! HOOK 'EM HORNS!!! Those are the Eyes of Texas!

BrianC219 wrote: ************************BREAKING NEWS++++++++++++++++++++++++++++BREAKING NEWS***********************

Congratulations are in order for the proud soon to be new parents! Davy and ParrotHead are having a love child!!!

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Some early photos have just come in! Looks like this little guy will be ready to rock!

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Any moment now Dr. Martin a.k.a. YODA will be catching this "lil guy" in the delivery room!

Stay tuned for more!

Blue Max Young wrote: Bahahahahahahah I knew I should have taken that pic down.

Lol yah I looked for about five hours last night and never found it. I had to call in my big guns to make the find for me! We will keep him anonymous until things cool down a bit!

OK! It was Martin alright Martin is the one that found the photo I blame him! Without the perfect photo none of this would of ever happened. Crap sorry Martin it slipped.....

BrianC219 wrote:

Blue Max Young wrote: Bahahahahahahah I knew I should have taken that pic down.

Lol yah I looked for about five hours last night and never found it. I had to call in my big guns to make the find for me! We will keep him anonymous until things cool down a bit!

OK! It was Martin alright Martin is the one that found the photo I blame him! Without the perfect photo none of this would of ever happened. Crap sorry Martin it slipped.....

Double teamed Like a drunken prom date.

Now this is about the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Lol lol. Good job guys.

Davy Crockett wrote: Now this is about the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Lol lol. Good job guys.

Well thank you MOM-ah Davy! We just developed some of the latest shots from your beautiful baby boys phot shoot! Hope you like!



TX is right that kid is a natural! "Ride-um cowboy!"



Yup!!! He is a rocker!! "Man that kid can play!"

Oh man, you got me crying of laughter.
Sorry Mäx, but that was some darn funny pictures.

bellsaj wrote: Oh man, you got me crying of laughter.
Sorry Mäx, but that was some darn funny pictures.

Well thank you Tink!
You know as well as anyone being that proud new parent is so exciting that first year! Even tho this little bundle of joy missed Halloween our proud new MOM-ha's stopped at nothing to show their fun side with a little dress-up!



"GERRRRRRRR" such a scary little devil!



(Agains my better judgment) Our MOM-ah's want their lil guy to know that he can grow up to any life choices that he likes! Kind of a "Betty Boop meets Jon Jet" kind of thing.
Don't judge!!! Parenting does not come with a manual........

Hello my fellow MOMs. If you haven't seen ne in game recently, my WiFi is down and I only get internet on my windows phone. I'm expecting my WiFi to be back soon. By the way, congrats Cricket!

@Gizmo.

Hey bud. It seems we wont be passing plur any time soon. He seems to be moving up strangely fast....

I don't know how he does it he never plays strange

Lol and when he does he quits and starts crashing over and over or crashes and parks

Yeah funny but I've always wanted a girl lol lol

Great games tonight gizmo!

Davy Crockett wrote: Yeah funny but I've always wanted a girl lol lol

Well I guess we know who picked this outfit...........

Good game tonight. If i only get one that's how i want it. Sorry Yem the last one got through. I had one shot in him and crashed into him. I was the only one that died. my team baled except this one poor noob and it was 5 v 2 till right at the end.


I have a prediction. The first Squad Wars match we all see will be a 300+ kill game for one or more guys in it. I predict the total combined kills to be over 1000 for all players. Will be a 4 hour plus match.

I've always thought Goldmember may be a sock puppet. I may give him an invite any way. Buck and GoldMember hung through this whole game. Both would be good to have as team mates. You guys see Goldmember chat him up a bit. Buck too. I'd like to see them tagged. I already invited Buck but don't think he has applied yet.

Davy Crockett wrote: Yeah funny but I've always wanted a girl lol lol

That's why I'm gender confused.

Martin if I didn't know this to be true, my feelings could have been really hurt.
But did you have to say it in front of everyone??

Great seeing ya tonight B

ZandorHawke wrote: Hey boys...been away for a few days. Got in a couple of games last night and was lucky enough to run across Dent...and then the truly weird occurred.

Spawned into a BTC mission with two reds overhead. Take off, drop the bomb only to find that they left the game (probably thought I was max). Circle back to the ship to reload and nothing. I don't notice it right away as I was chatting with Dent. Take off and half way to the other carrier, I notice no bomb. Dent says the games been weird so I decide to try the airport. I fly to my base and I can reload! Dent decides to go to the enemy carrier and land and he can reload! So, of course, being the point whores that we are we start bombing the carrier, landing, reloading and bombing again. After a few drops we notice our carrier is losing % points and not the one we are bombing! Well, we finish the game, our carrier goes up in flames, and it says we win. Next game...same thing.

Sounds like lots of problems with the game today so my guess is it's all related.

OH!!!! Congrats Cricket!

I was just in btc. After bombing carrier I left home for reload. Didn't get service. I had to fly all the way back to enemy carrier and land there to reload in the middle of fight. After getting reloaded I spawned with fresh bomb but someone tanked the enemy ship and blew up our own carrier. You win... Planes were respawning continuously from wrong carriers.

tKestrel wrote: @Gizmo.

Hey bud. It seems we wont be passing plur any time soon. He seems to be moving up strangely fast....

I've never really paid attention but does crashing give you points? That would explain his rise. Really poor if that is the case. It would sure explain the constant crashing wouldn't it. How do you rise in ranks and almost never play? Maybe one bomb run per game and sit till the game is over. You don't climb the top 100 like that. Especially not after MORAF. I will do some testing. If I find out that is what is happening I will lobby hard to get points for crashes removed from the game. Earn them like the rest of us. Play the game. I can't test until tonight though. Maybe one of you guys can check today.

Edit: Actually not just a crash. Blowing yourself up with an early bomb drop. This it what we need to check along with crashes. This usually credits you with killing yourself but does it give you points? I know it doesn't count as a kill for you but have never watched points.

Edit #2: Also need to see if positive points are given for auto-destroy. These need tested in all game modes. BTB, BTC, ZEP (both sides), & DF

Alone with the zep in the new Asian servers will not only give you ~2000 points per zep game you can find, but there is no one there to see you play.

Backside... it's so darn boring and no challenge, a level 1 noob can do it without dieing... well maybe not. They will crash a few times, but still get the 2000 points.

bellsaj wrote: Alone with the zep in the new Asian servers will not only give you ~2000 points per zep game you can find, but there is no one there to see you play.

Backside... it's so darn boring and no challenge, a level 1 noob can do it without dieing... well maybe not. They will crash a few times, but still get the 2000 points.

Happy ending? Does your wife know you've been all alone in these servers?

bellsaj wrote: Martin if I didn't know this to be true, my feelings could have been really hurt.
But did you have to say it in front of everyone??

A Noob You are Not!



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OMG!!!

This was on children's TV yesterday.
WTF were they thinking!?!
The end is near she sas before stabbing the doll in the back of the head with the sissor.

Sensitive viewers be warned, but as I said this was on children's TV.

Ookay. Lets draw a line... In Swedish tv
jultårta ==> bad.
Stabbing doll in eyes in childrens program==> good.

At least they don't show teenagers wanking like in Finnish childrens tv.

That's what happened to me when I was adducted by a UFO, not just once but twice. I was probed and probed. This is bringing back horrible memories. I'm now crying again.