That is some funny ish Kane. Wish you had posted these when I went incognito under that name. ROFLMAO

Edit: Bump

I am so lost right now, my head is spinning. The whole Enterprise crew is getting killed by sock-puppets that are over 200,00 strong fighting battles from several wars? Now we have two new MOM members called MR. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

Man I am missing something here, Dent, tell Mrs. Dent I need her frying pan to my head Maybe that will clear these cobwebs out Maybe I should just see Davy's Shrink

EDIT: Okay. I have now re-read this a dozen times. Still stuck So I will just say Hi Mommerrssss!!!!!!!

"No sock puppet ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
- General George Patton Jr

I want a sock puppet they sound fun! Do they eat alot and are they hard to keep alive?

BrianC219 wrote: I want a sock puppet they sound fun! Do they eat alot and are they hard to keep alive?

They carry rabies and syphilis. Can't house break them either. Not a domesticated species.

thats the thing with puppets..you never know what they are even if you have one.You can be looking at one right now and never know it.

EDIT:- Was meant to be funny.....

MOM sucks...
Here is an example
When you get a few on the same team there is no beating them.
They will figure out some way to kill you before you get a chance to spawn. And then. They will make you feel that there is no reason to shoot (somehow they can make your fire button not work).

Really??? Fun game earlier. Had a blast being on the wrong side of MOM. Can I get a invite?

Sorry I dropped out of that one , Ka5ey. Lo battery. How much slaughter did I miss?

bopes wrote: Sorry I dropped out of that one , Ka5ey. Lo battery. How much slaughter did I miss?

Right much... Ender and doGgs handed it to my team shortly after you left.

It was bad.

Still feel proud to be able to wear the MOM tag even though I feel kind of....

HA. That's it.
Bopes when you said something about your battery I looked at mine. 32 percent. You left and I plugged in. That's why my team lost. (That's my story and ill tell it how I want). I couldn't turn because of the wire...

Hello everyone.

MOD! Missed you chief..how's it been? Get the game fixed yet? I'm only allowed to play twice a week now--that was my deal with the devil wife.

Still having control problems...but can tank now...getting closer... .....

Good to see u havent given up baggy

HARKNESS!!!!! don't change your name!!!!!! Why do you call yourself HARKNESS???? jack!!!

Also I am loving my new sauspan it's working wonders while flying, just got to remember not to bring so much chocolate with me it weights my plane down a little and have to remember to put it one side of the plane while leaning over the side with the sauspan, or it makes me do summersults in the air lol

LEGEND,
I forget if I posted this for you...

M4rtin wrote: I am so lost right now, my head is spinning. The whole Enterprise crew is getting killed by sock-puppets that are over 200,00 strong fighting battles from several wars? Now we have two new MOM members called MR. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

Man I am missing something here, Dent, tell Mrs. Dent I need her frying pan to my head Maybe that will clear these cobwebs out Maybe I should just see Davy's Shrink

EDIT: Okay. I have now re-read this a dozen times. Still stuck So I will just say Hi Mommerrssss!!!!!!!

Oh no, Martin! If you have re-read all this more than twice not even Davy's shrink will be able to help you! Say hello to shock treatments and massive doses of Thorazine!

It's my last name. When I signed up for this free game I never thought it would go this far. I thought it would be like the training missions so I didn't give my name much thought. Now I am too lazy to change it. I know it's not very intimidating seeing Harkness flying towards you but I can't see it.

I used my last name too....

Harkness is a good name.

it gives me confidence.... Harkness, Harkness. -- it's got a sort of * woody * quality about it. Much better than 'newspaper' or 'litter bin' ...

NOW if you had a name like MARTINA..... Woooooo hoooooo

That's an inside joke Harkness.... nothing bad about you....

dentinhead wrote: I used my last name too....

It's also where he keeps his nuts....

Handy at a party.

Bet wig could have some fun with it!

I thought Mrs Dent had them.....?

Harkness wrote: It's my last name. When I signed up for this free game I never thought it would go this far. I thought it would be like the training missions so I didn't give my name much thought. Now I am too lazy to change it. I know it's not very intimidating seeing Harkness flying towards you but I can't see it.

Sounds familiar, is that a quote from Ronald Regan or Hunter S.?

Dear Mr Harkness, thank you for your concern regarding names. Tonight Chocks Away gallantly took to the skies with Donny Osmond who promptly caused a blood bath.

dentinhead wrote: NOW if you had a name like MARTINA..... Woooooo hoooooo

That's an inside joke Harkness.... nothing bad about you....

21next month! I don't mind giving surrogate birthday kisses add your name and I'll work through the list

MARTIIINNNAAAAAAA

Was Donny doing the blood bathing or being blood bathed!!!

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

dentinhead wrote: I used my last name too....

It's also where he keeps his nuts....

Handy at a party.

That's gross. ........