Congrat5 YEMX.

Have a karma for all of the hard work

Blue Max Young wrote:

Richyroo wrote: Hope Blue Max and Beatea are ok, our news in reporting nasty looking going on's over there......

Storms building to the East of us today. Moore Oklahoma was devastated today. 11 or so tornados in Oklahoma right now. Tornado season in Oklahoma is no joke. We are safe this time. Storms about 175 miles to the east.

Storms skirted west and north of us today, but not before killing at least 24 folks at an elementary school in Moore, OK ...nature can be a real b@@ch...

HI TO ALL OF YOU MOM's. It's been almost 8 months I have been out of the game. At the beginning because of the ban I was subjected. For that time I had the bad luck of getting Lyme(tick)Disease. It has been treatment after treatment, but now I am in better shape. I reinstalled the game and started playing again. I am using my MOM banner and tag, and I hope to continue been accepted as one of yours. Now I am going to play and hope to see the old fellas and the new, to all of them my greetings. Se you in the sky...

ParrotHead wrote:

brian257 wrote: Hello MOMs(and dads). Can someone tell me how to join MOM.

Firstly, you're going to have change your forum name... I couldn't for the life of me figure why YEMX would be asking to join MOM. Then he quoted you and blew my mind. Too confusing!

Next, how bout a little introduction? I've flown with you a few times, but know little about ya.

Lastly, it doesn't matter what I say. It's those dodgy codgers in the Star Chamber ya gotta impress. Have you shot DIESEL down in a dogfight? Did you insult Dogss yet? Has Paul posted a ridiculous video in your honor? Has Dent asked you help him find his gerbil yet? (Remember the safe word is "Armageddon!") Bopes given you a lead blessing? Do you hero worship Lt Coop yet? Has Marty Yoda'ed you yet? B Strachan is a legend, give up on this one, no impressing him, better hope for a majority. Do you know the real Ted Nugent? What's the difference between a Mavrick and a RiC0? Do you have an Oedius complex? Has BeaTea shown you his duck? ( I said "D U C K"), Ever won a chase with Tex without being BBQed? What makes Jimmy different from others like him? Do you know who Chet and Anthony are? Do you know where they are? Has Wig chewed you a new arse in a way that makes come back to him with your bowl in your hands saying, "please sir, I want some more." ?

Can you answer yes to any of the above... You might be in...

Wait! Who gave you a voice in who gets to be a M.O.M or not?
(Oh yea....that secret cabal...)
I am not allowed to say to much about applicants (super secret stuff) but he's a private pilot.....take a ride....
(Please tie your seatbelt)

My heart goes out to the Oklahoma tornado victims and their families. Horrible, horrible stuff to hear and see.

So many months being a MOM, and only now I noticed the worse effect of it: after joining you Mad Old Monkeys, I STOPPED READING MY BOOKS! You freaks are time consuming me!

Sagarana, here I go...

But please, if I take a little break, dont force me to go through all those horrible initiation sessions again when I am back.

felabad wrote: HI TO ALL OF YOU MOM's. It's been almost 8 months I have been out of the game. At the beginning because of the ban I was subjected. For that time I had the bad luck of getting Lyme(tick)Disease. It has been treatment after treatment, but now I am in better shape. I reinstalled the game and started playing again. I am using my MOM banner and tag, and I hope to continue been accepted as one of yours. Now I am going to play and hope to see the old fellas and the new, to all of them my greetings. Se you in the sky...

On a happier note, WELCOME BACK FELABAD!!!!

Yeah terrible stuff in OK. Hope you guys stay safe!

Nice, Paul. How do say, "hey y'all watch this," in mandarin? And I said what I say doesn't matter...

I just sent in my application. Thanks for the invite Kane and Yemex, and Parrott for the thumbs up. After reading Parrots recent post I am a little worried. A little about me. I am 37 from buffalo, NY I've been playing around four months. I am married with a three year old daughter. It's hard sometimes to get the iPad from her to get a game in. Thanks again for the invite.

Harkness wrote: I just sent in my application. Thanks for the invite Kane and Yemex, and Parrott for the thumbs up. After reading Parrots recent post I am a little worried. A little about me. I am 37 from buffalo, NY I've been playing around four months. I am married with a three year old daughter. It's hard sometimes to get the iPad from her to get a game in. Thanks again for the invite.

No body's perfect Hairless....

Yemex = YEMX?

Just wondering.......

ParrotHead wrote:

brian257 wrote: Hello MOMs(and dads). Can someone tell me how to join MOM.

Firstly, you're going to have change your forum name... I couldn't for the life of me figure why YEMX would be asking to join MOM. Then he quoted you and blew my mind. Too confusing!

Next, how bout a little introduction? I've flown with you a few times, but know little about ya.

Lastly, it doesn't matter what I say. It's those dodgy codgers in the Star Chamber ya gotta impress. Have you shot DIESEL down in a dogfight? Did you insult Dogss yet? Has Paul posted a ridiculous video in your honor? Has Dent asked you help him find his gerbil yet? (Remember the safe word is "Armageddon!") Bopes given you a lead blessing? Do you hero worship Lt Coop yet? Has Marty Yoda'ed you yet? B Strachan is a legend, give up on this one, no impressing him, better hope for a majority. Do you know the real Ted Nugent? What's the difference between a Mavrick and a RiC0? Do you have an Oedius complex? Has BeaTea shown you his duck? ( I said "D U C K"), Ever won a chase with Tex without being BBQed? What makes Jimmy different from others like him? Do you know who Chet and Anthony are? Do you know where they are? Has Wig chewed you a new arse in a way that makes come back to him with your bowl in your hands saying, "please sir, I want some more." ?

Can you answer yes to any of the above... You might be in...

You forgot to mention the paper towel tube.... I gotta really good story while working at Horizon airline's... That story was faxed to some fax machine's at work from a friend and said Attention Yep to me.... The guy worked back east and thought he'd share with my coworkers....OH BOY....

Edit: Back in the day, Fax was cutting edge technology.....

Yes, sorry YEMX.

This is interesting, I don't connection lost message, but there I am tootling along minding my own business on the way to deliver a special package to the chaps in red, when I notice, its gone really quiet, no chaps in red, no chit chat, I ask anyone here, then I get told lost connection. Now so long as I don't say that I can tootle around to my hearts content, even deliver packages, though they don't score. Most peculiar what.

Flyingmuck wrote: This is interesting, I don't connection lost message, but there I am tootling along minding my own business on the way to deliver a special package to the chaps in red, when I notice, its gone really quiet, no chaps in red, no chit chat, I ask anyone here, then I get told lost connection. Now so long as I don't say that I can tootle around to my hearts content, even deliver packages, though they don't score. Most peculiar what.

Sounds like a new twist to Little Red Riding Hood Story..... Please continue...

Harkness wrote: Yes, sorry YEMX.

just messin with yah. Everyone has auto correct, happens all the time!!!

I really just wanted to call you Hairless...... Lol

Flyingmuck wrote: This is interesting, I don't connection lost message, but there I am tootling along minding my own business on the way to deliver a special package to the chaps in red, when I notice, its gone really quiet, no chaps in red, no chit chat, I ask anyone here, then I get told lost connection. Now so long as I don't say that I can tootle around to my hearts content, even deliver packages, though they don't score. Most peculiar what.

I used to get that a lot, got quite paranoid at first, lol. I use ipad mini iOS with dodgy wifi so I put it down to walking around while playing some of the time. Room suddenly eerily quiet.

I know it's time for a name change. I don't think I want any of your suggestions. Hairless

ParrotHead wrote:

brian257 wrote: Hello MOMs(and dads). Can someone tell me how to join MOM.

Firstly, you're going to have change your forum name... I couldn't for the life of me figure why YEMX would be asking to join MOM. Then he quoted you and blew my mind. Too confusing!

Next, how bout a little introduction? I've flown with you a few times, but know little about ya.

Lastly, it doesn't matter what I say. It's those dodgy codgers in the Star Chamber ya gotta impress. Have you shot DIESEL down in a dogfight? Did you insult Dogss yet? Has Paul posted a ridiculous video in your honor? Has Dent asked you help him find his gerbil yet? (Remember the safe word is "Armageddon!") Bopes given you a lead blessing? Do you hero worship Lt Coop yet? Has Marty Yoda'ed you yet? B Strachan is a legend, give up on this one, no impressing him, better hope for a majority. Do you know the real Ted Nugent? What's the difference between a Mavrick and a RiC0? Do you have an Oedius complex? Has BeaTea shown you his duck? ( I said "D U C K"), Ever won a chase with Tex without being BBQed? What makes Jimmy different from others like him? Do you know who Chet and Anthony are? Do you know where they are? Has Wig chewed you a new arse in a way that makes come back to him with your bowl in your hands saying, "please sir, I want some more." ?

Can you answer yes to any of the above... You might be in...

How in the HELL did I miss, "have you been Mucked?" Swear I had it in there... No disrespect Mucker.

Real funny guy's....chocking my wheels lol

Harkness wrote: I know it's time for a name change. I don't think I want any of your suggestions. Hairless

Karma bump!!!

bhfoust wrote: Real funny guy's....chocking my wheels lol

Ohhh that is priceless!!!! So awesome!!!

Thanks Foust!

Max, this makes it all worth it. Just seeing these messages pop up.

Ok! So now where the hell has the reply button gone!?

" We were 200.000 strong, seasoned combatants every last one of them...until a lone squad of sock puppets made short work of us all. It might have well been demons from Hell..damnable sock puppets!.." - Gen. Hewlitt Montague, Union Army, 1863, Battle of Chicamunga

" My men already tired from the days battle were quietly looking at each other in the dark..knowing this night will be an eternity for some and a final fight for most.Then the radio,like a great bell rang out.."sock puppet in the wire!",,my bones chilled as though death had claimed me.That night I wish it had.." - Capt. Soon Truk, NVA,1963. Battle of Hill 359

Raptor wrote:

Bell you may want to let Wig in on these two and Aviator putting this together, tell him Aviator thinks himself "clever" wig will know what that means. Thanks for pointing out my side in this also.

The other one he is talking about is Black... something (it's on the blacklist)
Hope you know what to do with this Wig.

"I knew we had a strong advantage over the Americans,dug in deep with 6 months of supplies,our garrison was fully equipped and I and the other officers drank to victory the night before. It was dawn when it happened,our lines broke and the garrison under heavy attack,yet we had no reports of any ships.A young private Akira Takinawa reported to me,himself hurt gravely and with his Captains message..."SIR, we have fallen back against orders,we can no longer effectively hold this position.." , enclosed was a torn garment with no blood on it,I had seen it only once, "may my ancestors forgive me for my errors" I thought.A sock puppet has wiped out an entire battalion...." - excerpt from "A DAY OF RECKONING" GENERAL Hiro Hasegawa,1945, Battle of Iwo Jima

Your cracking me up Michael

"It shouldnt exist Captain,it is not matter,nor anti-matter, it occupies space and time but it shows no physical characteristics.Its existence defies all known life as we know and have seen, it is not logical..and yet this sock puppet has killed engineer Scott..again" - Spock,Chief Science Officer,U.S.S ENTERPRISE, stardate 2378.3

" Hes dead Jim!!!..damn puppets!"- Dr MCcoy,Chief Medical Officer,U.S.S. ENTERPRISE,stardate 2378.3