M4rtin wrote: Muck tells me I am slow, fat, while he is raking in 100 kills, I am still trying to figure out where the dang carrier is. Stupid GPS is broken I tell him, he tells me that I wouldn't even know how to work one of those things, try shooting someone that is red instead.

Is his name Santa clause. I know a sister who knows a sister who knows a sister who knows Santa clause. He will come down your chimney and haunt you if you hurt my mom

BrianC219 wrote:

BrianC219 wrote:

Dixieconfederate wrote: Sorry coming on your guys thread. I can't wait for squad wars since someone mentioned a few posts up. Me and general jack and the rest of the cac gonna obviously put a buttwhooping on the rest of yall( all squads) I'm not that good but general jack hes good.

Oh yah!
Well my M.O.M can bet your mom!

Beat! Beat!

And I have a friend that knows a guy that can...can....can..... Break stuff!!...... With his mind!! Yah his mind! Yup sure cant so lookout pal!

My mind is broken too. Do I know him?

Dixieconfederate wrote:

BrianC219 wrote:

BrianC219 wrote:

Dixieconfederate wrote: Sorry coming on your guys thread. I can't wait for squad wars since someone mentioned a few posts up. Me and general jack and the rest of the cac gonna obviously put a buttwhooping on the rest of yall( all squads) I'm not that good but general jack hes good.

Oh yah!
Well my M.O.M can bet your mom!

Beat! Beat!

And I have a friend that knows a guy that can...can....can..... Break stuff!!...... With his mind!! Yah his mind! Yup sure cant so lookout pal!

My mind is broken too. Do I know him?

NO!
He is a good buddy....... Of my friends....... Ah..... Brother....! No way that you could know him... So watch yourself! Lol

We must be talking about different people then

Is MRS. RICHYPOO (aka "QUEEN") M.O.M material?



I'd say yes....

..

I have a slight problem with vision after updating

It's Skynet. They've found us! God help us all.

bellsaj wrote: I have a slight problem with vision after updating

What did you do now bell!

Hello. Moms !! Got a chance to hang with a few of you ...always a pleasure....ymex youll have to pm me that glacier story bud

ParrotHead and -J- great couple of games back to back! I love when you have that good rhythm going with a few players and you land same game and same team back to back. It was a blast messing with some distractions... Lol hummmm good you are sir..... Magical is this one! Lol good stuff

Just wanted to say that last game was fun. Bopes that last hangar I hit with a tank. You could give me that shot 100 more times and I'd never hit it. Chocks away said he couldn't shoot me. I don't know if I was lagging or what but great game. Sorry I skipped the appointment.

After all you know youll always love your mom.....hehe play on words fellas have a great day , and to my friends looking forward to piling up some planes with ya. ! On a personal note ....rick , hope your better i cant play this game without thinking of you ....your the reason i started playing lots , getting involved , and joining my first squad ...ill always be fond of you and respect you ...your friend -Rob

The answer to my question!!!

Nothing...

KA5EY wrote:

bopes wrote:

KA5EY wrote: Hey Bopes, that was a pretty good one earlier. The only way it could have been better is if the team I was on could have won. ha ha

Yes that was a good one. Nice work! But I had the king of the wild frontier on my side so ... Y'know.

well 57 is my new mark i thought it was more than that but thanks i tried to take a picture and got kicked thanks bud was a great game. thanks

This quote was from a a month ago. Davy if you read this glad to have you blue for the game tonight. I see you have found the hangars. Couldn't have won tonight without you bud. Don't tell anyone you have passed me in rankings since then.

jangsoo12 wrote:

The answer to my question!!!

Nothing...

Sorry for going on yall thread. If your trying to get in there i know the trick. If you give my a dime i will tell you.

I got sunshine on a lagging game...
When your cross hairs are aimed and lag catches up...
I miss... You miss... Then I write a stupid song...
Dogfight, dogfight, dogfight, talkin about my squad...

I am super bored and want to play but the game has so much lag tonight...
Later brothers in ficticious flight...

So during a game last night, wig was talking to a couple of us about the reorganization of the squad and how we were going to break up into smaller groups. He wanted to know what type of grouping I might be interested in and gave a few examples: region, friends, common interests etc. I've had a few moments to reconnect some of my neural pathways (I'm usually just on cruise control) and give it some thought. I haven't had the pleasure of playing with everyone in this squad, but for those that I have, either friend or foe, it has been a most enjoyable experience. I can honestly say that there isn't a single player that I wouldn't be happy to see in a grouping with me. I'm guessing that from a convenience or logistics standpoint, it would be easiest to play with people from the same time zone/region. As far as style of play, I like em all from serious and very mission oriented to crazy slugfests to clowning around. I thought it might be cool to have groups of maybe 12 that were comprised of three four man squads. This way the team members could move within the group from squad to squad depending on what was needed based on the missions and people's availability. Would make for some interesting combinations and keep our opponents on their toes. Just a thought. If this helps, the times I usually play (when able) are weekdays between 8pm and 2am central. On weekends, its all over the place but mostly at night during the same time range. Let me know if anyone wants to pair up and slaughter some.....well everyone. (I was gonna name squads but they all die the same so...)

Had some really good games today with MOMs,

just was in a real fun one with beanboy and lost connected.

They got to fix this lag, it's messing up my head. I was going to shake hands with a new tenant today, missed her hand by 4 inches and grabbed her boob instead. I tried to explain lag to her but she had no sense of technology. Hopefully the judge will understand.

I cracked an egg and missed the pan, had to clean the stove.

Peed all over the floor, missed by 3 inches

I went to kiss the wife and got a mouth full of snot, gross.

Davy Crockett wrote: Had some really good games today with MOMs,

just was in a real fun one with beanboy and lost connected.

They got to fix this lag, it's messing up my head. I was going to shake hands with a new tenant today, missed her hand by 4 inches and grabbed her boob instead. I tried to explain lag to her but she had no sense of technology. Hopefully the judge will understand.

I cracked an egg and missed the pan, had to clean the stove.

Peed all over the floor, missed by 3 inches

I went to kiss the wife and got a mouth full of snot, gross.

Ok, ok. Wig you win. I submit.

So I was on my way for a super cool pic with the assistance of Captain Nousche...
So I had the Captain shoot me down on the other side of the bridge and was going to walk in the hanger for a pic when the game told me I was sinking... WTF...



Note the Captain, Net Redding and Junkhole61 in the pic...

Lately have really enjoyed some great marathon games with M4rtin, Fredneck, Zandor, and several others. Also would like to say some nice things about Davy Crockett and Lou Sassol - good guys and fun to play with. Interested in learning more about smaller groups within the squad - sounds like a neat concept.

Sorry Sonny, I forgot to tell you I was using the special "sinker" rounds. What were you going to do in there anyway? Did you find out about the secret crayon storage facility in there?

It was fun flying with and against just about everyone with a MOM tag oday, Wig, Jimbo, Junkie, B-Str. just to name a few. I even shot Diesel down, lots a fun. Ol goat got me too but he had help

WIG, what's your status? If your moving around half as much as your flying, I'm not worried about you at all But post something so I can stop asking

Peace

[e]Sputnik wrote:

bellsaj wrote: I have a slight problem with vision after updating

What did you do now bell!

I just updated the game...
Got it fixed now but it took me a while.
The Mrs wasn't happy about the 4 hours it took to fix it.
I'm just lucky there aren't any fryingpans near by the bedroom.

jimboslice27 wrote: So during a game last night, wig was talking to a couple of us about the reorganization of the squad and how we were going to break up into smaller groups. He wanted to know what type of grouping I might be interested in and gave a few examples: region, friends, common interests etc. I've had a few moments to reconnect some of my neural pathways (I'm usually just on cruise control) and give it some thought. I haven't had the pleasure of playing with everyone in this squad, but for those that I have, either friend or foe, it has been a most enjoyable experience. I can honestly say that there isn't a single player that I wouldn't be happy to see in a grouping with me. I'm guessing that from a convenience or logistics standpoint, it would be easiest to play with people from the same time zone/region. As far as style of play, I like em all from serious and very mission oriented to crazy slugfests to clowning around. I thought it might be cool to have groups of maybe 12 that were comprised of three four man squads. This way the team members could move within the group from squad to squad depending on what was needed based on the missions and people's availability. Would make for some interesting combinations and keep our opponents on their toes. Just a thought. If this helps, the times I usually play (when able) are weekdays between 8pm and 2am central. On weekends, its all over the place but mostly at night during the same time range. Let me know if anyone wants to pair up and slaughter some.....well everyone. (I was gonna name squads but they all die the same so...)

Good idea, Jimbo!
And talking about time zone, it will be an issue for us, non-USA citizens... Besides, this squad-wars will need some discipline, some regularity, what I dont have for DF; I dont play everyday, I dont have specific hours to play per day, and I dont use to play more than one hour in a non-stop. In other words, I play about 5 hours per week (average), and never know for sure when the next session will take place; I play on phone, so I often quit because of incoming calls.... Too many issues to prevent me from being a good fixed-teammate...
Lets see how it is going to be...

Hello , Sorry I Dont Have Time To Play DF Because Busy ..

It appears as if our British contingent of M.O.M's are taking the "flight" idea seriously. MRS.QUEENIEPOO must be in charge of choreography.

I said that I don't play too much, in my previous post... And just when I manage to have some free time to play (today I am not working, Laura is at school and Alessandra is at work), I face some terrible game-sessions! The most horrible one was a BTB mission I playied against Firefox1 (a MOM member I almost don't see in the skies). I entered the game against 7 reds! And almost all of them were at my base, so they spawnkilled me one after another, taking turns, and in less than two minutes, I went down 15 times! When I managed to fly, there was just one hangar left on my base. So, they kept quiting, and some blues arived to bring me some hope - one of them was NLR Cobra. They kept fighing reds, but my morale was too low to help them... I begun to bring some reds down, but later Cobra quit too, and again reds became the bigger team... After more than one hour of tireness, I lost the game with a horrible score of 26 kills and 35 deaths. One of the worst performances of mine... That was the first time I understand how morale is important, because this game never let me down before.
OK, I am complaning, whining... But the fact is that it is not fair to play 1 against 7! There is no game on it!
When I enter a game and I see that reds are outnumbered like this, I always quit to try to switch sides. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. So, now, more than ever, I think that the game itself (or the servers) need to take care of the distribution of the players between the teams. I just don't understand WHY THE HECK developpers didn't fix this yet!!!!

(Sorry, double post...)