Jacklpe wrote: Storm, Now the lucky gentleman in your life can also live in fear. He'll be so happy!

The lucky gentlemen...... You mean the lucky lady, right?

Jack can I bye a time share on your island?

HD. Apparently your island is a beautiful resort.

I am trying to build, let's say, a very crude transfer station that doesn't exist on an island that doesn't offer very much other than a lot of concealment. Mine is the kind of place where most people if they washed up would probably die. No one wants to go to this one....

But with a little planning, mine will offer shelter and safety, have enough rations to keep a small crew alive for an extended amount of time, a storage area for emergency repair materials and parts, a small weapon and ammo cache, fresh water, and no one will be the wiser.

If it is discovered, there will not be enough of anything interesting to draw attention. Just the loneliest repair shop in the world....

2storm2 wrote:

Jacklpe wrote: Storm, Now the lucky gentleman in your life can also live in fear. He'll be so happy!

The lucky gentlemen...... You mean the lucky lady, right?

Sorry. I assumed as a bombshell babe, you would.... Oh hell. This world is getting too damn confusing for me.

But, if it is the lucky lady instead, you have 2 choices. Either give her the skillet, or we are going to send her a hot shot cattle prod for Christmas.

Sorry, call me sexist, but I'd rather see her whack you over the head with a skillet than vise versa.

jasonmc wrote: Jack can I bye a time share on your island?

I highly recommend buying one on HD's island. We just both happen to be in the island business right now , and at least on my part, it's just coincidental. I can try to build the structure on mine a bit nicer and you are welcome to live there, but that would be worse than being a lighthouse keeper. HD's place sounds a whole lot nicer.

Jacklpe,

I was unaware of the connection until today....I thought I would post it for those who might not have known....thanks for the info that he was "Simmo" before....

I thought the url link about the real life of Ronnie Biggs was very interesting and I thought I would share that with the Dogfight community.

Thanks good buddy.

One more thing there Swop. If the "good buddy" reference was b/c I'm a trucker... The meaning of that phrase took a turn for the worse after the Smokey and the Bandit era. I'll let you Google it....

One of those stupid things that has gotten many casual travelers that decided to purchase a cb to talk to the trucks treated badly, when they only were trying to be kind. It's unfortunate, but a sign of the times.

Btw, if one is a "good buddy", that has much less to do with his preferences, and a lot more regarding his intentions with whoever he names as his good buddy.


A little CB lingo lesson fer ya there Swop! It's a dying language though due to cheap unlimited cell phone plans and satellite radio. The once busy airwaves are often very quiet now.

oh Jacklpe,

I totally forgot that you were a trucker when I used the phrase....honest

I hope you werent offended because that totally wasnt the intent...and I will FOR SURE refrain from the term "good buddy" for all times on dogfight .....

I was truly trying to be kind....please forgive me....

Yes by my request the Dr Dave's clinic was deleted. It was fun and we all had our Ha Ha's but it was going in a direction that was inappropriate for the younger viewers so I asked that it be deleted. I may re-open in a different location at a later date but for now we are closed.

Jacklpe wrote:

2storm2 wrote:

Jacklpe wrote: Storm, Now the lucky gentleman in your life can also live in fear. He'll be so happy!

The lucky gentlemen...... You mean the lucky lady, right?

Sorry. I assumed as a bombshell babe, you would.... Oh hell. This world is getting too damn confusing for me.

But, if it is the lucky lady instead, you have 2 choices. Either give her the skillet, or we are going to send her a hot shot cattle prod for Christmas.

Sorry, call me sexist, but I'd rather see her whack you over the head with a skillet than vise versa.

Maybe one day in the future a lucky lady will get me, but for now you can send me the cattle prod

Jacklpe wrote:

jasonmc wrote: Jack can I bye a time share on your island?

I highly recommend buying one on HD's island. We just both happen to be in the island business right now , and at least on my part, it's just coincidental. I can try to build the structure on mine a bit nicer and you are welcome to live there, but that would be worse than being a lighthouse keeper. HD's place sounds a whole lot nicer.

Your island sounds perfect. No one around to bug me. I don't want to live there i only want to visit for a couple days every year. If the only building on the the island is one of those tiki huts perfect. Besides I have never heard of ducks on a tropical island.

jasonmc wrote:

Jacklpe wrote:

jasonmc wrote: Jack can I bye a time share on your island?

I highly recommend buying one on HD's island. We just both happen to be in the island business right now , and at least on my part, it's just coincidental. I can try to build the structure on mine a bit nicer and you are welcome to live there, but that would be worse than being a lighthouse keeper. HD's place sounds a whole lot nicer.

Your island sounds perfect. No one around to bug me. I don't want to live there i only want to visit for a couple days every year. If the only building on the the island is one of those tiki huts perfect. Besides I have never heard of ducks on a tropical island.

Whenever you want to go, it's always open to you man. I recommend taking a fishing pole and some good books.

I've talked myself into this. We'll use some different funds to do it. I'm sure Parrot will come in sometime. I guess I'm being harsh.

2storm2 wrote:

Jacklpe wrote:

2storm2 wrote:

Jacklpe wrote: Storm, Now the lucky gentleman in your life can also live in fear. He'll be so happy!

The lucky gentlemen...... You mean the lucky lady, right?

Sorry. I assumed as a bombshell babe, you would.... Oh hell. This world is getting too damn confusing for me.

But, if it is the lucky lady instead, you have 2 choices. Either give her the skillet, or we are going to send her a hot shot cattle prod for Christmas.

Sorry, call me sexist, but I'd rather see her whack you over the head with a skillet than vise versa.

Maybe one day in the future a lucky lady will get me, but for now you can send me the cattle prod

Merry Christmas (again) Storm!

doughens wrote: oh Jacklpe,

I totally forgot that you were a trucker when I used the phrase....honest

I hope you werent offended because that totally wasnt the intent...and I will FOR SURE refrain from the term "good buddy" for all times on dogfight .....

I was truly trying to be kind....please forgive me....

Nothing to be forgiven for Swop. I know you are being kind. I was just, let's say, clueing you in that the meaning of that had taken a turn for the worse in some circles...

Hey guys just stopping by to c if anything needs fixin

Till something breaks guess ill sit here for a bit and clean the bar off. It's got beer all over it. Well, and slobber from that guy at the end of the bar passed out. Anyone got bleach to clean and disinfect?

Ok guys, i need a large coke in a glass bottle with a shot of vanilla sent to my French POW camp. I'm trapped at the moment after being shot down behind enemy lines.

tKestrel wrote: Ok guys, i need a large coke in a glass bottle with a shot of vanilla sent to my French POW camp. I'm trapped at the moment after being shot down behind enemy lines.[/quote
Give us your coordinates, or a landmark and we'll come pick you up! We take care of our customers...

Gday guys!
Just Wishing u all a Safe and pleasent XMas and New Years!
Ill be kinda busy so i thought ill better say it now

Same to you Yakuza. Have a very merry Christmas and a happy new year. I hope Santa brings you everything you asked for.

i'll have a........................ pina colada seems appropriate. Extra pineapple
slices, extra whipped cream, extra cherries, extra umbrellas, and, uh, hold the rum.



AND Don’t
let me have too many of those.

Ohmy Ohmy Is Cat on a nip trip again!?!?

Jacklpe wrote: HD. Apparently your island is a beautiful resort.

I am trying to build, let's say, a very crude transfer station that doesn't exist on an island that doesn't offer very much other than a lot of concealment. Mine is the kind of place where most people if they washed up would probably die. No one wants to go to this one....

But with a little planning, mine will offer shelter and safety, have enough rations to keep a small crew alive for an extended amount of time, a storage area for emergency repair materials and parts, a small weapon and ammo cache, fresh water, and no one will be the wiser.

If it is discovered, there will not be enough of anything interesting to draw attention. Just the loneliest repair shop in the world....

Lol yea ive had to convert it since as it turns out there arent that many catnip and milk addicts out there. Im still keeping the gladiator arena though, nothing to the death, just a way for people to blow off some steam. There's also a firing range with stationary and moving targets, and a boat to take visitors to the off shore skeet shooting range. Every saturday we hold a beach bonfire party, and the hotel isbuilt into the cliffs around the south cove. It really is a paradise there.

[WS]HD wrote:

Jacklpe wrote: HD. Apparently your island is a beautiful resort.

I am trying to build, let's say, a very crude transfer station that doesn't exist on an island that doesn't offer very much other than a lot of concealment. Mine is the kind of place where most people if they washed up would probably die. No one wants to go to this one....

But with a little planning, mine will offer shelter and safety, have enough rations to keep a small crew alive for an extended amount of time, a storage area for emergency repair materials and parts, a small weapon and ammo cache, fresh water, and no one will be the wiser.

If it is discovered, there will not be enough of anything interesting to draw attention. Just the loneliest repair shop in the world....

Lol yea ive had to convert it since as it turns out there arent that many catnip and milk addicts out there. Im still keeping the gladiator arena though, nothing to the death, just a way for people to blow off some steam. There's also a firing range with stationary and moving targets, and a boat to take visitors to the off shore skeet shooting range. Every saturday we hold a beach bonfire party, and the hotel isbuilt into the cliffs around the south cove. It really is a paradise there.

I'll book a week of two if you'll let me!

Hyper you might want to turn on the heat...


No problems to keep the beer cold in the hotel bar tho.

Jacklpe wrote:

tKestrel wrote: Ok guys, i need a large coke in a glass bottle with a shot of vanilla sent to my French POW camp. I'm trapped at the moment after being shot down behind enemy lines.

Give us your coordinates, or a landmark and we'll come pick you up! We take care of our customers...

no idea! I'm somewhere in a prison on the outskirts of Paris cause i can c the very tip of the Eiffel Tower over the prison wall.

tKestrel wrote:

Jacklpe wrote:

tKestrel wrote: Ok guys, i need a large coke in a glass bottle with a shot of vanilla sent to my French POW camp. I'm trapped at the moment after being shot down behind enemy lines.

Give us your coordinates, or a landmark and we'll come pick you up! We take care of our customers...

no idea! I'm somewhere in a prison on the outskirts of Paris cause i can c the very tip of the Eiffel Tower over the prison wall.

Ok.... You will be visited shortly. Be ready to go!

Are we doing a jail break . I want to go can I can i cani i

Glad to see you Kes! Yea, Jason and I decided to handle this one ourselves! Here is your coke with the vanilla flavoring. Enjoy.

Jason, make sure now that we are back on the yacht that you hide that belt fed shotgun really well. It's a pretty cool weapon for close quarter street fighting though isn't it? I'm glad that the bribe worked and you didn't have to use it. I'm sure glad I didnt have to use my flamethrower either... That's always messy. Hopefully the guard didn't scare you too much Kes when he drug you across the camp by your throat. Actually, we made a stop at the morgue on the way and I believe they are burying you right now. That guard will probably get a commendation for shooting you as you were escaping. . In reality, that poor guy we replaced you with had choked on a chicken bone and died last night! Not pretty...


Jason, as payment for your help, feel free to take this shotgun home with you. It probably won't work well for ducks, but you can clear your front yard in a hurry if you ever need to.

Wow this thing awsome. Super fun to shot skeet with Would it be alright if I keep it in the Rodgers armory. It's a fair amount more than I need at my house.

Kestrel, great job on your book!