Jacklpe wrote: Ok Warner. I'm impressed to see that you have mowed the yard, cleaned up the parking lot, cleaned the bathrooms, filled in potholes with gravel and even washed Manfred's plane ... You are hired. Here is your company credit card, keys, and the numbers for the bank account that your pay will be deposited in. I appreciate someone who can take the initiative and take care of the obvious stuff without having to be asked.

Now I believe our arrangement up to this point was to pay you for the job as it was done. Hopefully this will cover what you have done up to this point. From now on, just use that account info I gave you. There will be money there.

On another note, if anyone sees Parrot, tell him that his bonus is waiting on him, and that we've got a new guy that needs a little extra training.

Sweet man. Thanks. I will check in several times a day and c what needs to be fixed up or cleaned and my first week here will be my treat. No need to pay me yet

.[/quote]Sweet man. Thanks. I will check in several times a day and c what needs to be fixed up or cleaned and my first week here will be my treat. No need to pay me yet [/quote]

Dang jack you know how to pick em

Thanks for the plane wash Warner. However, chroming out the exhaust stacks was a little over and above the call. Now all the guys on the flight line are calling me a sissy. If I were Davy, I'd be crying. But instead, I put shoe polish on all their goggles.

Anyway, thanks. It flies a tad faster without all the bug splatter.

[And before Mr. Physics tells me that a little turbulence from bug bits helps keep the flow attached, I already know that. I was jus' pretending.]

Manfred

Manfred wrote: Thanks for the plane wash Warner. However, chroming out the exhaust stacks was a little over and above the call. Now all the guys on the flight line are calling me a sissy. If I were Davy, I'd be crying. But instead, I put shoe polish on all their goggles.

Anyway, thanks. It flies a tad faster without all the bug splatter.

[And before Mr. Physics tells me that a little turbulence from bug bits helps keep the flow attached, I already know that. I was jus' pretending.]

Manfred

LOL!!
Sry i thought the chrome was flashy. Guess I'll take the rims for ur plane and hid them lol.

WarnerVoss wrote:

Manfred wrote: Thanks for the plane wash Warner. However, chroming out the exhaust stacks was a little over and above the call. Now all the guys on the flight line are calling me a sissy. If I were Davy, I'd be crying. But instead, I put shoe polish on all their goggles.

Anyway, thanks. It flies a tad faster without all the bug splatter.

[And before Mr. Physics tells me that a little turbulence from bug bits helps keep the flow attached, I already know that. I was jus' pretending.]

Manfred

LOL!!
Sry i thought the chrome was flashy. Guess I'll take the rims for ur plane and hid them lol.

Hang on to them... Since Dr Dave has started his new career over at the clinic and home... He has decided that "it's all about the bling, fool". He'll buy them.

A 100 dollar tip for Warner for putting something shinny on manfred a plane it will give be something to shot at

jasonmc wrote: A 100 dollar tip for Warner for putting something shinny on manfred a plane it will give be something to shot at

Lmbo, i haven't flown with manfred yet, but I'm looking forward to it . Yall seem like a bunch of cool guys and cant wait to fly with yall.
And as for the tip, thx bud but i cant take that. My first week is volunteer work . Just give me a free pass on ur base when we meet in the air

WarnerVoss wrote:

jasonmc wrote: A 100 dollar tip for Warner for putting something shinny on manfred a plane it will give be something to shot at

Lmbo, i haven't flown with manfred yet, but I'm looking forward to it . Yall seem like a bunch of cool guys and cant wait to fly with yall.
And as for the tip, thx bud but i cant take that. My first week is volunteer work . Just give me a free pass on ur base when we meet in the air

Dude... Take the money. We are evil capitalists here... We just make sure we put a lot of money back into the Dogfight economy too.

Btw, congrats on your new membership to the 111th. There are a lot of nice guys over there, and I know they will treat you right.

Kevy or Swop, if you are in here, please take good care of Warner over there. He seems like a nice kid so we wanna see him go far and do well.

ohhh Jacklpe, Thanks for the kind words.....we sure will take good care of Warner...

Thanks for the kind words toward our squadron. I want to also say that I have and I know us Falcons have a VERY high regard for you as well Jacklpe....

Jacklpe wrote:

WarnerVoss wrote:

Manfred wrote: Thanks for the plane wash Warner. However, chroming out the exhaust stacks was a little over and above the call. Now all the guys on the flight line are calling me a sissy. If I were Davy, I'd be crying. But instead, I put shoe polish on all their goggles.

Anyway, thanks. It flies a tad faster without all the bug splatter.

[And before Mr. Physics tells me that a little turbulence from bug bits helps keep the flow attached, I already know that. I was jus' pretending.]

Manfred

LOL!!
Sry i thought the chrome was flashy. Guess I'll take the rims for ur plane and hid them lol.

Hang on to them... Since Dr Dave has started his new career over at the clinic and home... He has decided that "it's all about the bling, fool". He'll buy them.

While in public school, I've been studying Ebonics, if you ever need a translation, I can help, here are a few to help you out: (I have actually heard all of these said in school)

Brah- friend
It do be all bout da bling fo- the emphasis is on the aesthetics, kind sir
You ratchet- you have excessive infidelity
Girl, twerking dat fo me- female acquaintance, perform an arousing act for me

Jacklpe wrote:

Now announcing in game availability!!! You can now visit us in game just beside the bridge! Come on in and take a break from the war! Enjoy cold beverages, hot food, free pool and darts, and good conversation. While you are in, don't forget to drop a nickel in the worlds most diverse jukebox! We'll see you soon!

(Awesome graphic courtesy of Pedrinho)


Welcome to the Jolly Roger!
Est 2013
Jacklpe: Proprietor
Manfred: Bartender
Jacob 10000: Purchasing Consultant
Ms RealTink: Barmaid

Paul Mantz Jr.: Floor Security

Yea, there IS a reason a man that old is working security!

Parrothead: Manager of "Special Projects"

WarnerVoss: Facility Maintenance

Think of us as that really good bar you went to when you were young, or hope to go to when you get older. When you come in here, you are a friend. When you start a fight, you get a fight. If you are down on your luck, we'll pick you up. There are no leaders to please, no totem pole to climb... Only good friends having an imaginary cold one, and solving the worlds problems... One dumb drunken comment at a time.


House Rules!

No personal attacks.
Follow the dogfight forum rules.
Check your feelings at the door.

And the most important rule of all: What happens at the Jolly Roger, stays at the Jolly Roger!

If you violate these rules, we will make you walk the plank. Seriously.


This is not namby pamby land. This is not your mothers house. If you are a sensitive loving person who feels all of your feelings, then the piano bar is up the street. With that said, if we get too crazy, the cops (mods in this case) will kick in the door, arrest us all, and pull my liscence. DON'T GET MY LISCENSE PULLED!

Without further ado, Welcome to our place where everybody knows your name!

Bump

Hey guys, i just fixed that pesky leaking faucet in the men's bathroom. The dripping noise got on my nerves

Thanks for the fix Warner. You're making a good impression.

Thanks for the lesson Big C. I'm afraid I'm not very adept at Ebonics.

Thanks for the kind words Swop.

Man I'm sure am glad to see this place getting back to some kind of normal. There for a while I didn't know if it was a science lab or a sodia shop or worst yet a house of ill repute. Oh Manny,all that shining stuff on your plane makes for an easy target and I'll have my usual by the way.

Wolf, you never know just what's going to be going on here. Sometimes, that's the beauty of the place. Sometimes, that our downfall.

Sometimes, I just pray that it will go away really quickly.

Nice thing about all the shinies is that they scare away crows. I haven't had a bird strike since!

Except for when I flew into Parrot.

Speaking of Parrot. If he doesn't get in here and claim that Christmas bonus, I may keep his part and go buy an island or something.

Rest in peace Mr Ray Price, The Cherokee Cowboy. 1926-2013



This one has some static, but it's nice. In case this confuses any of you, it's because it's taken from a prehistoric item called a record. They were these funny round vinyl disks that when a needle went across them at the right speed, music would play. Google for more info.



Most singers as they age fall of their A game and land somewhere between a D and C game. Ray Price never really lost it. Maybe he fell to an A minus.



One of the greats... One of the people whose contribution to music paved the way for generations to come. All music is built on what came before. Another legend gone today.

As a side note, 2 of those songs; Funny How Time Slips Away and Night Life, along with Crazy (made famous by Patsy Cline) were written in the course of one week by Willie Nelson. Talk about talent...

Ohh, Jack and Manfred, I know you guys like big tippers, but don't you think this was a little bit over the top...
I mean he did buy a little bit to much to drink and didn't tipp much but this is kinda mean, and hilarious.




And I love your new sign

I.N.S....EVERYONE ON THE FLOOR


THIS IS A RAID.......



ANYONE TRYING TO ESCAPE WILL BE SHOT!!!....


SOME WILL BE SHOT ANYWAY....... You know, for kicks and giggles.....

Dr Dave wrote: I.N.S....EVERYONE ON THE FLOOR


THIS IS A RAID.......



ANYONE TRYING TO ESCAPE WILL BE SHOT!!!....


SOME WILL BE SHOT ANYWAY....... You know, for kicks and giggles.....

Dave you might want to turn around




And if that doesn't work i still have the red button

a good old trustworthy 12 side by side

bellsaj wrote: a good old trustworthy 12 side by side

Manfred don't mess around its a 10 ga

Dr Dave wrote: I.N.S....EVERYONE ON THE FLOOR


THIS IS A RAID.......



ANYONE TRYING TO ESCAPE WILL BE SHOT!!!....


SOME WILL BE SHOT ANYWAY....... You know, for kicks and giggles.....

*sneaks behind dave*

* BAM!!!*

*wacks dave in the head with my trusty iron skillet*
Ok guys we r safe now

OH NO!!!!!!!! HE TOOK MRS.DENT'S IRON SKILLET!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IN THE BUNKER!!!!

Dr Dave wrote: I.N.S....EVERYONE ON THE FLOOR


THIS IS A RAID.......



ANYONE TRYING TO ESCAPE WILL BE SHOT!!!....


SOME WILL BE SHOT ANYWAY....... You know, for kicks and giggles.....

Hahahaha! That's funny Dave... The security footage of that wins the best Christmas present ever.

Good thing you didn't do that back when Lou Roo worked here though. If you said raid, she said #1 buckshot in the chest. That could have been very dangerous.

Jason. Very good sir. Pick out whatever shotgun you would dream of having to hunt with, and it's on me.

Look at the bright side, Now your floors are clean.....


Heck over there where Bell was at their even mopped....