Thanks bopes I know ur just saying that to make me happy. And I'll be ur wing man salento I can't wait to kick some but with u.

Lots of new(er)MOMs in the squad I've not yet met. Greetings and welcome aboard!

The World According to Hawke:

It's been a while since my last post but I see it hasn't stopped all of you!

I was also out of action during Thanksgiving week due to family vacation but it was good to jump back on over the weekend.

It's impossible for me to read through all of the drivel (I mean expertly constructed posts by my esteem squad members) but I wanted to hit the highlights.

Salento - Take your meds! It looks like you are off them again. Remember, I told you to keep taking them UNTIL squad wars begin...then we want you off of them and mean!

Wacky game playing - Yes, I've seen the random carrier floating on the ground and the zep making appearances during other game modes. Yes, I've received the "connection lost" message too many times to count but at the end of the day, this is the first game I turn to when I want to play and I can't imagine ever uninstalling. Make no mistake 'Z' has a winner here (for me at least) but the real joy is competing against so many talented "pilots" and being blown out of the sky by smack talking 9-year olds.

Songs - WTF? (Side note to the prodigy members...the 'F' stands for frak as I harkened back to my Battlestar Galactica days.) Is this what the MOM thread is about now-a-days? This had to be a Wig idea! Where's Kopf when I need him! Where's Dogss for that matter...I may have to get behind his failed coup attempt now. Having said that, has anyone suggested, "We are the Champions" by Queen. 'Nough said.

Pure Joy - Was in a bomb the base game the other day against Wig and a number of excellent pilots. All four of them coming at me spraying lead and I somehow manage to meet up with them and engage in a truly excellent dog fight. I'm not sure I hit anyone but half way through I thought this is what the game is about. For those great pilots thinking of stepping away from the game, please don't. There aren't many games that will give you that fix.

Spawn Killing - Yeah, I know I was on a roll only to end with this. I'm so tired of people complaining about this. Take a look at the rankings. Bottom line is that any of these pilots with high kill to death ratios have to be spawn killing. To single out one person during one game is just silly. Also, I would love to get the definition set in stone with regards to "spawn killing". If you are engaged with another pilot or pilots and happen to strafe a runway during the dogfight this is not spawn killing...it's called skill. I recently have been called out a couple of times for this and I just chalk this up to a no-skill pilot having a bad day (no direct reference singled towards anyone here). Look...just set your brake wait for the right moment, power up your plane, release your brake and take off in a less than expected direction. Or quit. Since I'm on a roll and you've stopped reading, what about these guys in DF mode that sit on the runway until another plane spawns. Then they take off after them and shoot them down. I'm not complaining but that takes less skill then anything outside of a tank. Just got out of a game where I spawned in with two planes behind me. I took off with one of them shooting at me. I did a vertical 360 and nailed the second guy who was still waiting only to be accused of being a spawn killer. Ugh!

Other Squads - Okay this is really it. I love most of the pilots in the other squads. I don't want to list them because I would leave someone out but what makes MOM what it is are the lack of rules and the WTF attitude (not to be confused with Attidude). Bottom line is we don't have time to jump through hoops to get into a squad...we're old...we're more likely to actually die in the time it takes to qualify for your squad. So, again, I appreciate your rules and your ideals (and actually try to follow them at times) but that's not us as a whole. The less rules the better and if you have a complaint, send it Z's way and have him "correct" the part of the game that allows one of our members to piss you off. (Note to prodigy members, by "piss" I mean to urinate.)

bicycle bicycle bicycle.......I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle.......


GD I'm a DumbA**

Zandor - priceless!

Pedrinho wrote: Back from vacations, back to work...

But sadly, I think I will take a break with this game - and with this forum - for a while.

I became upset by seeing how non-professional Zuperman is with this COMMERCIAL game, and by how sarcastic and disrespectfull he is with his costumers (at least with me). I really like this game, but is is being ruined day after day. So, in the next months I will play some polished, costumer-caring RPGs, and I'll visit this forum eventually to see if Mr. Zupermank begin to treat you guys a little better as costumers than he is doing now.

But meanwhile, I have a favor to ask to all you my closest MOM friends: for any important news about this forum and about game updates and fixes (and, of course, for some jokes, riddles or any other subject you like), please send me some e-mails: This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it..

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See you guys! Merry Christmas, and have a happy New Year!

Ped, leaving is forbidden, it's covered in rule 6 as of 5 minutes ago, it clearly states any MOM going AWOL will be placed on a search and destroy list that will be handed over to the sheeps at dead of night who will then execute said list with extreme wooliness and lots of bleating and baaing.
Request to bugger off is denied

doughens wrote: Salento, what is your problem? I meant this as no disrespect and not for an intention of any war. Man I didn't know what I said would cause so much problems. I just posted because some of my friends for many months have never seen my Falcon banner even though I'm a Falcon. I tried for months to get it and I finally have. Man I can't even share my excitement. I apologize for appearing to entice something that is not there.

Nice banner.

Ok one more candidate for squad anthem:

(You Better Get) Ready to Die - Andrew WK.

YAY!!! Im the first guy on page 237. Um..Kay?

Oh, and before I forget, I invited Jose Juan Konobi (hope i spelled that right) to join but the game ended before I could give any further instructions. So I hope he comes by the thread and introduces himself for a vote.

On the other hand if he just goes and grabs a tag without observing the proprieties it's my fault for not explaining things better. In any case he's got my vote. Don't shoot him for an impostor.

post deleted so there

anyone having probs.getting into game

ktheo wrote: anyone having probs.getting into game

Me too ( keep trying k!!

I have taken my phone apart batt out sim out put it back together thought it was my device oh well l'll keep trying thankz 420 cya in the skies I hope

just read zupermans thread looks like the mainframe has come under attack from a nasty little virus he is on it so hopefully be back up in the skies soon thankz zubbie

Its about time he said something.

In no particular order, because M.O.Ms don't give a f*ck about particulars or order...(and Prodigies, by "f*ck" I mean "f*ck"...do your parents know what kind of decrepit reprobates you're hanging with online?)

Bopes; I think it's Jose One Konobi, no? He was mentioned as having been recruited...or being in need of some recruitment...a while back. Good call.

Swopster, I don't know how these misunderstandings arise but, again, I didn't get a confrontational vibe from Salento's note. It read to me like general, generic talk about squad wars, the 111th (with what seemed to me due respect) and had nothing that I could detect to do with your snappy new banner. It pains me that someone we all hold in such high regard...in fact, counting Von Pay, two someones...is frequently, unnecessarily at odds with one or more M.O.M. Swop, do you think it might be a language barrier thing? My guess is that Salento is ESL. (I wish my Spanish, or German, or Italian, or wig-latin were as good as his English!) Are you? We've never discussed your location, linguistic roots, fluency. This feels so similar to previous conflicts that've cropped up. Like those, I don't believe Salento had you in mind at all. (certainly saying "I'd like to kill Swop in squad wars" in this context is nothing if not a compliment and a show of respect...he could have named any other squad but M.O.M has always had a solid bond with several hardcore, high-ranking Falcons) It's a rockin' banner and I want you to feel completely welcome to share things like it, or anything else, any time on the M.O.M thread.

Yes, Zandor, the "songs" idea was mine. You got a problem wit dat? Take it up with the management if you can find anything in here resembling management, y'mook. (nice post, btw)

Pedrinho; we'd prefer you to stay and tough it out with the rest of us. Rethink the decision, please. You're M.O.M, we want you in the game and on the thread. It can't get any worse so it can only get better, right?

Salento; interesting points. I haven't seen Joaquin do a thing that could be argued in court either for or against. Is he appearing in-game so much (btw, I haven't seen a trace of him in weeks) because he's so dedicated to his customers? Or because the game is so profoundly broken that he has no choice? Or is he even doing anything at all to correct the chronic, epidemic eff-ups running throughout the game? I don't know. Nothing in the game's performance and nothing Joaquin has said - which is...nothing - suggests that he's lifting a finger. The last I read from him was more or less a "press release" talking about "ballistics" and such. Not a word about the fact that few of us even remember what it was like to start a game and play it through to the end without half or more of the players suffering lost connections. So...

Joaquin, Zuperman, whatever...hello! Got a sec? This will be the last you hear from me on these subjects so bend an eye my way, senor. You have yet to reply to any of my perfectly cordial, respectful, "anything I can do to help" email and PM requests for some relief from the multitude of problems with Dogfight. The common courtesy of a response would be greatly appreciated...so long as it isn't a boilerplate blow-off about upcoming "improvements" to the game when the game, as it stands, does not work. As follows:

Connection Stability: There is none. Being dropped from a mission is now the rule, not the exception. When one player is dropped, several drop. So it is clearly a problem originating at your end.

Mission Mash-ups; if you've been spending time in the game you already know how common it is to find your own teammates shooting at you - because their mission said "Dogfight" while yours said "Destroy the enemy base". You know that some people are likely to be capturing carriers while others in the same mission are shooting down a zeppelin. I personally have witnessed, with no small sense of awe, Capture the Carrier meters on my screen, Bomb the Carrier damage meters above the carriers, a zeppelin lumbering lazily across the sky while the players, all red, discuss, in text that is also all red (!!!) what the bloody hell mission this is. Some are shooting each other down and getting banned. Others are shooting each other down and getting points. Some are bombing carriers, some bombing hangars, some have no bombs, and some are both shooting and protecting a zep. (that's me...assigned to "protect" but shooting for points until banned. wee.) It's the all-you-can-eat buffet of missions. Every category represented, whatever you're in the mood for, and all of it sucks.

The Claude Rains Mission: Nothing quite describes the thrill of being in a swirl of activity when suddenly all seven other players vanish. Not one other person on screen, red or blue. You might watch your hangars spontaneously explode from bombs dropped by invisible foes. Again, everyone in the mission experiences the same anomaly. As with all the other problems, it is not phone or operating system related, it's at your end.

The Joy of Stick; The joy of dead stick, to be stick-specific. Hop into your tank, get set to motor over to the local hangar hangout and do some game winning...then watch as the magic stick refuses to remain shoved forward under your thumb. Your thumb can stay shoved wherever you like it, but the joystick is stubbornly slipping back to the stalled spot. Get your kicks by killing from a chute? Solly, Cholly...the chute stick goes all holy sh*t then they ain't no chute aiming aperture no mo'. Just a flaccid excuse for a useless stick. Is that two happy Cialis customers I see down there in no-man's land? Love nothing more than to shoot 'em in their matching bathtubs but my chute stick is shooting blanks. Did any of that not sound like gibberish over in Spain, Joaquin? Suffice it to say, "The joystick is jacked."

Carnival Ride-a-Mower Cruises; You have, doubtless, enjoyed the laid back lifestyle available only on board one of Dogfight's luxury dry-land cruise-ships. This is my personal favorite. But...when I've been in a tank and the tank has been clinging to the side of a grass-going vessel like Spiderman on Broadway, should I have been paying extra for that? Yes, I'm needling you. No, I am not sincere when I say I would like your head on a pike at the gates of M.O.Mtopia.

Believe it or don't, that was not intended as a run-on whine-fest. I want the problems with the game stated clearly and in one easy-to-reference place. I want them fixed. If anyone has additions I've overlooked, add 'em. Primarily I want the Complaint Department closed. Pending any addenda from anyone, color it closed. This thread is not about bitching, it's about being cute. If it hasn't been done already I strongly encourage the creation of a "FIX THE FOLLOWING BUGS, SOUPERMAN" thread.

I've asked Michael/Smurf/Economy to stop regaling us with detailed accounts of screwed up missions. Because almost every mission is screwed up. I've asked John the Muck to do the same with his broader gripes. I share every speck of their frustration and i know I am not alone. I would like very much to see some sign of interest, action, respiration on the part of Joaquin but there is little more we can say here. Meanwhile, the M.O.M thread stopped being fun for a minute there while the game itself was/is busy being no fun. The thread was never intended to be game-dependent nor its level of fun to rise and fall...okay, just fall...in sync with the plummeting fun factor of the game. And make no mistake you Joaquin apologists, the fun has fallen nearly all the way out the hole in the bottom of the app. Revisit Pedrinho's post if you're in doubt, or the multiple "I'm fed up and quitting" posts in recent weeks from Coop, Smurf, me, Muck, others. So no more kvetching, K? Take the talk about Dogfight the chronically cocked up app out of this thread and most of the posts and pages would remain intact. Time to get back to the business of not giving a f*ck. And prodigies, in this case by f*ck...I still mean f*ck.

(No, I DO NOT want to see any "'N Sync" songs submitted as M.O.M Anthem candidates. Unless you really like one. Then submit away. I frankly don't give a f*ck.)

Daaang wig lol

Meanwhile back at the ranch...." I KNOW WHY DON'T WE HAVE A SPELLING CONTEST" Name that quote.

Sorry wiggi and all moms.
I was drunk last night

a good advice is to keep away from forums, fb,sms.

Now heres a song for us...lol


Don't tread on me
Say don't tread on me

Liberty or death, what we so proudly hail
Once you provoke her, rattling of her tail
Never begins it, never, but once engaged...
Never surrenders, showing the fangs of rage

Say don't tread on me

So be it
Threaten no more
To secure peace is to prepare for war
So be it
Settle the score
Touch me again for the words that you'll hear evermore...

Don't tread on me

Love it or leave it, she with the deadly bite
Quick is the blue tongue, forked as the lightning strike
Shining with brightness, always on surveillance
The eyes, they never close, emblem of vigilance

No, no, no, no
Say don't tread on me

So be it, threaten no more
To secure peace is to prepare for war
So be it, settle the score
Touch me again for the words that you'll hear evermore...

Don't tread on me

So be it
Threaten no more
To secure peace is to prepare for war

Liberty or death, what we so proudly hail
Once you provoke her, rattling of her tail

So be it
Threaten no more
To secure peace is to prepare for war
So be it
Settle the score
Touch me again for the words that you'll hear evermore...

Don't tread on me

There goes the siren that warns of the air raid
Then comes the sound of the guns sending flak
Out for the scramble we've got to get airborne
Got to get up for the coming attack.

Jump in the cockpit and start up the engines
Remove all the wheelblocks there's no time to waste
Gathering speed as we head down the runway
Gotta get airborne before it's too late.
Running, scrambling, flying
Rolling, turning, diving, going in again
Run, live to fly, fly to live, do or die
Run, live to fly, fly to live. aces high.

Move in to fire at the mainstream of bombers
Let off a sharp burst and then turn away
Roll over, spin round and come in behind them
Move to their blindsides and firing again.

Bandits at 8 o'clock move in behind us
Ten me-109's out of the sun
Ascending and turning our spitfires to face them
Heading straight for them I press down my guns

Rolling, turning, diving
Rolling, turning, diving, going in again
Run, live to fly, fly to live, do or die
Run, live to fly, fly to live, aces high.

You take a mortal man,
And put him in control
Watch him become a god,
Watch peoples heads a'roll
A'roll...

Just like the Pied Piper
Led rats through the streets
We dance like marionettes,
Swaying to the Symphony...
Of Destruction

Acting like a robot,
It's metal brain corrodes.
You try to take it's pulse,
Before the head explodes.
Explodes...

Just like the Pied Piper
Led rats through the streets
We dance like marionettes,
Swaying to the Symphony...
Of Destruction

The earth starts to rumble
World powers fall
A'warring for the heavens,
A peaceful man stands tall
Tall...

Just like the Pied Piper
Led rats through the streets
We dance like marionettes,
Swaying to the Symphony...

Just like the Pied Piper
Led rats through the streets
We dance like marionettes,
Swaying to the Symphony...
Swaying to the Symphony...
Of Destruction

salento wrote: I realy.want a.squad war.soon. I love camel, but i realy want to kill him to.
Maybe the shit u trow out pedrinho is so big, that 111 want to declard war agenst uss.
If it so, i need u as my wingman. All i need is the vote from jonnytheleep.
Wating for orders

Ouch!!!! Please, Salento, don't begin a flame war - and more important: don't do it using my name as part of the "trigger"!!!!
Stop this now, please. Reconsider your words. I don't like this idea. I like peace. I don't even think I will ever take part in some squad wars, when (and if) it begins!
Unfortunately, I am already getting my piece of "war" right now, and it is becoming hard to put an end on it...
Lets turn this forum and this community a peaceful place again...

And to Wig, Muck and all those who cares: I am not leaving MOM, nor the game, nor the forum. I am just taking a break, because I have hard work to do in the next weeks, including moving to another city with my family, looking for a school for my little Laura, and some other time-consuming tasks.
As soon as possible, I will go back to blow that red hangars and carriers, and to try to put your mean old red planes in flames.

Merry Christmas!

Yay u not leaving !!!!! And how old is little Laura 4,4,6,29(thay would be young to some of u!)?
And about the konobi think iv seen him play and he's good. I know my vote doesn't matter but j vote yes.

And not to make fun of u wig but I thought this was funny.

"FIX THE FOLLOWING BUGS, SOUPERMAN" thread.

SOUPERMAN lol sry but I laughed so hard not making fun o u I mess up to a lot.

The more beautiful, smart and happy brazilian child was born in the little town of Arcos, state of Minas Gerais, Brazil, at 8 hours of November 17, in the year of our Lord of 2011. Her first birthday party took place 11 days ago, and she had a very good time!
And believe, she is going to school next year (a baby's school, of course, but a school).
My wife needs to go back to work, and babysitters doesnt' teach how to be a good citizen.

That's it! I've had it! I quit this f***ing game!!!

Oh, and I want to kill Swop's azz too!

....


JOKE! Just joking there. Relax everyone. I kid. I kid because I love.

(Anyway, jonnytheleep put me up to it. It's all his fault. )

. Wigbomb wrote:
The Claude Rains Mission: Nothing quite describes the thrill of being in a swirl of activity when suddenly all seven other players vanish. Not one other person on screen, red or blue. You might watch your hangars spontaneously explode from bombs dropped by invisible foes. Again, everyone in the mission experiences the same anomaly. As with all the other problems, it is not phone or operating system related, it's at your end.

Perfect (lmao)...forgot about this. Great to be in a tank when this happens.

. Wigbomb wrote: The Joy of Stick; The joy of dead stick, to be stick-specific. Hop into your tank, get set to motor over to the local hangar hangout and do some game winning...then watch as the magic stick refuses to remain shoved forward under your thumb. Your thumb can stay shoved wherever you like it, but the joystick is stubbornly slipping back to the stalled spot. Get your kicks by killing from a chute? Solly, Cholly...the chute stick goes all holy sh*t then they ain't no chute aiming aperture no mo'. Just a flaccid excuse for a useless stick. Is that two happy Cialis customers I see down there in no-man's land? Love nothing more than to shoot 'em in their matching bathtubs but my chute stick is shooting blanks. Did any of that not sound like gibberish over in Spain, Joaquin? Suffice it to say, "The joystick is jacked."

I've always had the control problems in the tank. Doesn't happen all of the time but it does happen. In the chute when you lose your target icon, hit the camera button twice and it will come back. Not a fix...but a workaround.

Great post!

Could u post a pic k Laura I love babies and little kids they sooo cute. Also they teach kids how to be good citizens!!! Woow

Could u post a pic k Laura I love babies and little kids they sooo cute. Also they teach kids how to be good citizens!!! Woow
I not a child malestor though.