coop wrote: My vote is for IRON MAIDEN ACES HIGH
Frankly I'm shocked -- SHOCKED! -- no one else voted for the Carpenters' "Close to You":
"Why do
birds MOMs suddenly appear every time you are near? ... Why do
stars BOMBS fall down from the sky every time you walk by? ... Just like me, they long to be close to you ..."
I mean, that's creepy deep ... and who doesn't think our enemies would be deeply unsettled if they heard that syrupy dreck BLASTING out of our loudspeakers as a bunch of MOMs come over the rise? LOL! ... Ride of the Valkyries ain't got nothin on that!
There's even an industrial/metal version of the song by
Ethyl Meatplow
.