Hmmm, poetry competition.......ok, best poem gets a no expenses paid night out with these Gorgeous Chicks Ladies persons

The funniest gets to watch from a safe distance!

Flying muck wrote: Hmmm, poetry competition.......ok, best poem gets a no expenses paid night out with these Gorgeous Chicks Ladies persons

The funniest gets to watch from a safe distance!

I just want to volunteer to be a judge

Did I mention that I dislike poetry.

Humongous girls pose
Belly rolls over undies
Desperate, not me

There's my haiku

For the dirty limerick crowd, only the "man from Nantucket" is equipped for that bunch...

Him or some other squads i understand are into big girls.

Thanks for all the help, of thous that helped, with all the help!

Just about every Midwest farmer I knew growing up had German Shepards at there place, ours was no different, as soon as I opened the barn door to do chores in the morning, my Shepards would sit on either side of me and wait for the ok " get me" and off they'd go, sending cats everywhere, now they never caught any, but they sure came close a few times, the rest of the day they weren't allowed to chase any cats and you could tell by looking at their begging faces, it was killing them... Man I miss them dogs :-/

Have a safe weekend guys, heading out to the great land of no cell phone service or wifi:-) kinda like that part, I found some goggles to catch up on all the unread post when I get back...LOL

Hey moms. How are yall doing lately? Haven't been around in a while and wanted to catch up alittle lol.

Been a rough month here in Texas and across the country. Today is a Back the Blue day here in Texas. This is a great narrative. Lord knows I am proud to be the Long M.O.M of the Law! You guys certainly need one!

In Holland a 41 year old senior officer with 14 years of duty makes on average € 2953 (before taxes) a month.
If he works outside, he works 2 weekends and 5 nights every 4 weeks. For those irregular hours his wage can rise to € 3182 (before taxes).
That's € 2028 (after taxes), but that includes health care insurance. If you add that he makes € 2120 (after taxes) a month.
To compare: A shop salesman on a minimum wage gets € 1502 (before taxes), € 1209 (after taxes), but he gets all kinds of benefits for having such a low income, like rent compensation, social benefits etc.. If you add those he would make € 1779 (after taxes).

So the police officer makes just € 350 more than than a shopsalesman on a minimum wage, but has to work nightshifts and weekends.

A Euro is $ 1,11 right now.

Hi M.O.Ms. I probably won't be flying or posting to much after this weekend because of some medical conditions. I went to my doctor feeling bad and short of breath . He put me in the hospital and after test found I have some block blood vessels.they are now trying to decide weather or not to crack my chest open and when. I suppose to know tomorrow , the nurses are doing things that would prepare me for surgery just in case. Like I said I won't know until tomorrow. So if any of you pray...pray. I'm might be on forum and game this weekend because the nurses said it would be at least Monday or Tuesday before they would do anything if I don't get ant worst.

I'm praying for you, Crazy! Keep us posted when you can, bro.

Did a little representing tonight!!

You did a lot of representing tonight TX.. shot my butt off consistently! Great game and thanks for sharing on our thread as well.

Hey, how about being blue next time? Im still coughing up your bullets!

CRAZYWOLF wrote: Hi M.O.Ms. I probably won't be flying or posting to much after this weekend because of some medical conditions. I went to my doctor feeling bad and short of breath . He put me in the hospital and after test found I have some block blood vessels.they are now trying to decide weather or not to crack my chest open and when. I suppose to know tomorrow , the nurses are doing things that would prepare me for surgery just in case. Like I said I won't know until tomorrow. So if any of you pray...pray. I'm might be on forum and game this weekend because the nurses said it would be at least Monday or Tuesday before they would do anything if I don't get ant worst.

I'm sure everything will be for the best.
Good luck, Crazy.

CRAZYWOLF wrote: Hi M.O.Ms. I probably won't be flying or posting to much after this weekend because of some medical conditions. I went to my doctor feeling bad and short of breath . He put me in the hospital and after test found I have some block blood vessels.they are now trying to decide weather or not to crack my chest open and when. I suppose to know tomorrow , the nurses are doing things that would prepare me for surgery just in case. Like I said I won't know until tomorrow. So if any of you pray...pray. I'm might be on forum and game this weekend because the nurses said it would be at least Monday or Tuesday before they would do anything if I don't get ant worst.

Sure this is going to a tough weekend for you. Hope they find a way to fix this without to much bloodyness.
Since I have the tendency to make stupid jokes when I'm in the shyts, out of habit I try to lift others up like that too (because what can you do or say), I best keep this short and just wish you all the best.

Well guys the doctors finally told me that they was going to do my surgery about 8 a.m. Wednesday morning. It will be at least a tripple bypass and not sure right now about a fourth one. Any way I might get in a few games until then so if I leave the game fast and without saying anything it will be because of the doctors and nurses a doing their thing with me.


PS the free wifi cuts off without warning

Prayers are with you, my friend.
Drink your Ensure during recovery.
Kiss the nurses.
Tip the doctor!

My best wishes to you.

P.s. Don't cry when they shave your chest.....

But if they shave your nutts you better make some noise....

Dr Dave. wrote: But if they shave your nutts you better make some noise....

CRAZYWOLF wrote: Well guys the doctors finally told me that they was going to do my surgery about 8 a.m. Wednesday morning. It will be at least a tripple bypass and not sure right now about a fourth one. Any way I might get in a few games until then so if I leave the game fast and without saying anything it will be because of the doctors and nurses a doing their thing with me.


PS the free wifi cuts off without warning

Good luck crazy...look forward to seeing u in the game soon.

Praying for you, Crazy!

Get well soon.
Don't be sad.
Fun time soon.
Back in Dog Fight land.
No stopping you.
You'll be flying around.
Shooting reds again.
Into the ground.
Thoughts and Prayers are with you.

CRAZYWOLF wrote: Well guys the doctors finally told me that they was going to do my surgery about 8 a.m. Wednesday morning. It will be at least a tripple bypass and not sure right now about a fourth one. Any way I might get in a few games until then so if I leave the game fast and without saying anything it will be because of the doctors and nurses a doing their thing with me.


PS the free wifi cuts off without warning

Thoughts and prayers for the CrazyWolf.

Sending good and happy vibes your way CRAZYWOLF .
Just think though, you're gonna get some sweet young nursey lathering up your hairy chest, you lucky lucky man

Wow CRAZYWOLF, sorry to hear that. If you don't mind we will put you on our prayer list at bible study and church.

If there is anything we can do for you then let me know. Take care and GOD bless

Thanks all. And Muck with my luck I'll get one of those big ugly male nurses who won't use lather .
Thanks Davy I would appreciate that as I appreciate all who have offer up prays for me. Love this communty.

So yesterday evening, I dropped by W/Chat before going into a game. As the anticipation starts to set in, I see a couple of my least favored character's chatting back and forth about how dreadful M.O.M has been and how disenfranchised one of them had become over the self imposed dreadfulness of having to look onto our forum page (obviously over and over again) only to find it filled with, nothing but dirty-ness, ugly-ness, and crude-ness, and icky-ness, and point-ess-less-ess-ness, and whatever other ess-ness he could muster up.

Then he went, on and on and on and on and on some more, about how miss treated he was by us at M.O.M and never once, not one time, nor not even kind of weeee-bit offered so much as an apology, for the feelings of his, that got hurt so much, some 5-6-7-8-9 or 10 months ago.

Well I sat and giggled about it for a bit as I read it. I pretty much was going to brush it off, let the poor feller carry on with his ( ? ) life, turn the other cheek, and move on like a big boy...... But!!!!! I am childish and you know what? Some times that is fun, plus I stumbled across a couple of funny picture's, that may help blow up his skirt, and give him some fresh crap to dribble his sad story of "How M.O.M did not show him enough love".






Suck it up buttercup or move on. Life is WAY to short, to harbor so much resentment over a bunch of, over grown children with obvious signs of suffering from, ALBWIC (A Large Breasted Woman Inferiority Complex) so you see....? Your not the only one that needs love!!!!




(The photos are not directly aimed at any one person, however if they bother you, odds are they were meant for you)

Have a nice day!!!!