bopes wrote: Sput one of your prodigy quests is to recruit D_N, [ ]Daga, and other top Spanish speakers before MBello figures out how to check his squad roster!

[e]Sputnik wrote:

bopes wrote: Sput one of your prodigy quests is to recruit D_N, [ ]Daga, and other top Spanish speakers before MBello figures out how to check his squad roster!

Will do I'm good friends with both of them

bopes wrote: Hat tip to ye Zandor. Well said.

Off topic and before I forget, trigger and I recruited Transporter earlier. Seasoned ace, excellent addition. I told him I'd put the word out and to drop by the thread to confirm so Wig can do the banner honors.

bopes wrote:

[e]Sputnik wrote:

bopes wrote: Sput one of your prodigy quests is to recruit D_N, [ ]Daga, and other top Spanish speakers before MBello figures out how to check his squad roster!

Will do I'm good friends with both of them

You are? Holy crap! Are they prodigy or old dude types?

[e]Sputnik wrote:

bopes wrote: Sput one of your prodigy quests is to recruit D_N, [ ]Daga, and other top Spanish speakers before MBello figures out how to check his squad roster!

Will do I'm good friends with both of them

oedius wrote:

[e]Sputnik wrote:

bopes wrote: Sput one of your prodigy quests is to recruit D_N, [ ]Daga, and other top Spanish speakers before MBello figures out how to check his squad roster!

Will do I'm good friends with both of them

Oh Sput, if you could pull that off, you could have the whole cake! Hey, sorry bout that last carrier game. It is hard to shoot other M.O.M.s

killerbadger wrote: can i become a M.O.M prodigy

killerbadger wrote: can i become a M.O.M prodigy

SheiBe Kopf wrote:

Welcome to The Official M.O.M Thread.

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To join the actual squadron, go here:
www.dogfightplay.com/management/squadmgnt/
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To give yourself a Squad-Tag (so we may properly identify ourselves in game), go here .

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M.O.M. Board of Admissions

Big Tex
bopes
B Strachan
Dentinhead
dogss
Farcanal/farkinell
Jimmy the Lip
SheiBe Kopf/ScheiBe Kopf
. Wigbomb

Members

IN MEMORIAM

Current Members

SheiBe Kopf/ScheiBe Kopf
B Strachan
Dentinhead
.Wigbomb
dogss
bopes
Farcanal/farkinell
btschuman/[M.O.M]beatea
Seattle
Big Tex
HatinRing
Paul Mantz, Jr./Paul[MOM]tz,Jr
ktheo
SB467
iQQi
Mavrk12/mavrk
oedius
Gary-the-Pink
hansone
whitenow
Gaavster
Dannydrooler
Player To Be Named Later
FatBob
ZandorHawke/Zandor Hawke
EddieRickenbaker
felabad
LD Dutchkiller
new jersey devil/mean ole devil
Galahad
Nazis
Sparky8977
Trigger
Fredneck
Doghouse666/doghouse
Chanoc
*Cloudbuster*
BLAKHAWK
Junkhole61
salento/B-9101
Snoopy II
polishbob
Capt. Montebon
Player To Be Named Later
Duckwing1
Shatners Bassoon
Netredding
Marko99
Quiet


Prodigy Pilots

Conoco
[e]Sputnik/Sputnik





These are the current confirmed members. If you are a member and wish to be listed, please respond accordingly in this thread.
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Official Rules and Owner’s Manual for your 2012 MOM LX5000

The following rules are to be adhered to on pain of death or something really serious:

Rule 1 – There are no rules in M.O.M.

Rule 2 – There is no lying in M.O.M.

Rule 3 – Rule 2 is a lie.

Rule 4 – No member of M.O.M. will engage in team killing (shooting at members of his own team) spawn killing (shooting at the comic book character Spawn) or spawn raping (we don’t recommend raping anyone but if you must, we recommend you try to rape Spawn. Give us a heads up first so we can come watch.) We regard these practices as craven, dishonorable, weak, gutless, moronic and none of us engages in any of them more than once or twice per mission.

Rule 5 – Language: we encourage the use of language in M.O.M. Hand gestures don’t work so hot online.

Rule 7 – Math was our favorite subject to skip in school so we could go out back and have us a smoke of...we mean, do some independent horticultural research. Education is a wonderful thing. But really, the computer site gizmo keeps track of your kills so who needs it?

Rule 8 – Any member who doesn’t show up on time for his shift will be docked a half day’s pay.

Rule 9 – All members of M.O.M. must be courteous and polite to fellow players. Say “Thank you so much” after shooting someone down. If it happens to be a player you despise, say, “Thank you so much you miserable mother f*cking son of a b*tch.” Then strafe him in his chute.

Rule 10 – All members will adhere to the M.O.M. Principles of Flight, as follows:
Fly at least a little above the ground.
Shoot the red guys.
Bomb stuff.
Have some cake.

Age and Other Requirements for Membership in M.O.M.:

Pilots applying for squadron membership must be between the ages of 21 and 174. Unless you’re really, really good. Then you can be 3 and we wouldn’t give a rat’s ascot.
For the most part M.O.M. pilots are in their 30’s, 40’s, 50’s, 60’s, 70’s after which point we forget how to count that high or what we just had for lunch. It looked like it used to be peas.

Anyone of any age may apply to join M.O.M. A select few underage pilots will be admitted as “Prodigy” members and treated like dirt. You can get even by treating your own kids like dirt when you’re as old as most members of M.O.M.

Applications will be subject to review by the M.O.M. Board of Admissions, consisting of: Big Tex, bopes, Farkinell, dogss, B Strachan, Dentinhead, SheiBe Kopf. Wigbomb and an albino raccoon called Jimmy the Lip. In case of a 4-4 tie the applicant him/herself will have the tie breaking vote.


Applications should be submitted in the form of a hand written email on standard 8.5x11 paper with decorations in either poster paint, colored pencil, crayon or the blood of a virgin. Some form of death and/or ice hockey must be incorporated into the imagery. A forum post containing the words, “Hey you old clowns, can I join?” will also be acceptable.

Bribery is encouraged and will almost certainly get you in. Cash is preferred but hookers, crack, liquor, DVD’s or virgins (with blood still intact) will be considered. Strachan likes a nice redhead and SheiBe prefers a vintage Chardonnay. The rest of us aren’t that particular.

If you believe in the notion that a game can be played with mutual respect in the spirit of friendly competition and a healthy hatred of Lady GaGa, write and tell us. Above all M.O.M. is dedicated to the having of fun. Even if it means killing you. There isn’t much we wouldn’t do for a laugh, and seeing you die is fairly high on the list. Become one of us or risk utter and complete annihilation at the hands and feet of M.O.M. Or, y’know, just, um, like…don’t. That’d be cool, too.

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: Can you make his banner a little larger. Can't read it on my phone unless I expand about 6 times. Thanks!

Big Tex wrote: Maybe Rule #6 can something along the lines that all MOMs will remember Kevin, or something more cleverly written..?

Big Tex wrote: I wish I was as clever with words as you, Wig, or Scheisse, but at this point, have too few brain cells to come up with something witty, funny, sarcastic, or altogether memorable. For now, I will leave it to the bards in the squad to continue to do us all proud....

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

Big Tex wrote: I wish I was as clever with words as you, Wig, or Scheisse, but at this point, have too few brain cells to come up with something witty, funny, sarcastic, or altogether memorable. For now, I will leave it to the bards in the squad to continue to do us all proud....

Not too many get my wit. Too esoteric. Please share your ideas.