Slow Gin Fizz, very nice. Sugar around the rim?

Some days the sky is falling, and some days you're the sky.

Tip jar is the big glass fishbowl filled with c-notes and krugerrands.

M

Wow. My day sucked. I need a Oreo milkshake, large, and a cheeseburger.

H.L.Finn wrote: Walks into the bar for the first time. Takes a seat, and talks to the first person who will listen

"Anyone ever get democomes in and demolished by a falling plane before? I think it happened to me yesterday."

"And while I'm at it, I got hit by a tank on the same day, and it seemed to count as two kills. Any idea how that might happened? Crazy skies these days."

Orders a drink: A "Slow Gin Fizz" (Gin, lemon juice, sugar, club soda)

"what's going to be the most popular paint job? I might do the white Russian."

*comes in and sits down too*

*gets a vinilla coke*

O yea man! ive seen some crazy stuff here myself. Ive seen a plane blown to bits by a tank shell, then his wingman gets taken out by debree, ive seen hybrid tanks that can drive on water and even float in the air. Ive seen ww1 planes move the speed of jets, where normally their wings would be sheared off from the lift produced by going that fast, and sooo much more.

Well guys hope yall dont mind I stay in the basement for the night. Ive had a bad day and want some time to myself. Sometimes I wonder if I even belong on this Earth. All I do is annoy and piss people off I really wish I could choose if I woke up the next day I always have this feeling no matter where I am that all im good for is a punckung bag. No one wants anything to do with me till I do shyte wrong. Its just not fair. I really wish I wouldnt wake up in the morning. At least them I will finally be out of everyones hair. It appears many people here that I called "friends" where 2 faced and thought so low of me. So many people look at me like im stupid and in the way. Im just tired of it. If people really wanted me gone or didnt like me, then PLEASE be a dam man about it and just F.ing tell me! I will be in the basement if anyone needs me (which no one will, unless ive done something wrong of course)

[*M] tKestrel wrote: Well guys hope yall dont mind I stay in the basement for the night. Ive had a bad day and want some time to myself. Sometimes I wonder if I even belong on this Earth. All I do is annoy and piss people off I really wish I could choose if I woke up the next day I always have this feeling no matter where I am that all im good for is a punckung bag. No one wants anything to do with me till I do shyte wrong. Its just not fair. I really wish I wouldnt wake up in the morning. At least them I will finally be out of everyones hair. It appears many people here that I called "friends" where 2 faced and thought so low of me. So many people look at me like im stupid and in the way. Im just tired of it. If people really wanted me gone or didnt like me, then PLEASE be a dam man about it and just F.ing tell me! I will be in the basement if anyone needs me (which no one will, unless ive done something wrong of course)

Kestrel, you’re a wonderful person. I know this from the bottom of my heart, and I want you to know this. Those people who bog you down have absolutely no idea they’re talking about, and you don’t have to listen to them. I understand what you’re going through, I’m currently in a depressive slump in my life as well. I usually wouldn’t tell others about it, but I’m telling you so you know you aren’t alone. There are some days when I feel so done; so damned depressed that I don't want to see the next one. But it's days like those that I remember who my real friends are, and I remember those who truly care. For me, that's enough reason to see another dawn.

Though there’s not much I can do about the physical distance between us, I just want you to know that I am your friend, and I really care about you. If you want to stay in the basement, I’ll stay down there with you, all night until you wake up the next day.

Be yourself, be proud of who you are, and don't let anyone ever say you aren't beautiful for it, because I think you are. Stay strong for me.

-Luna

tK, message in your inbox. And wise words by the barmaid. You are solid. Hurts to find out that others are not.
M

[*M] tKestrel wrote: Well guys hope yall dont mind I stay in the basement for the night. Ive had a bad day and want some time to myself. Sometimes I wonder if I even belong on this Earth. All I do is annoy and piss people off I really wish I could choose if I woke up the next day I always have this feeling no matter where I am that all im good for is a punckung bag. No one wants anything to do with me till I do shyte wrong. Its just not fair. I really wish I wouldnt wake up in the morning. At least them I will finally be out of everyones hair. It appears many people here that I called "friends" where 2 faced and thought so low of me. So many people look at me like im stupid and in the way. Im just tired of it. If people really wanted me gone or didnt like me, then PLEASE be a dam man about it and just F.ing tell me! I will be in the basement if anyone needs me (which no one will, unless ive done something wrong of course)

For many reasons i consider you my Brother. You are one of the first ones who saw something in me. I have Emailed, texted, and spoken to you on the phone many times. If you need someone to talk to do not hesitate to call me. I am here for you, and always will be. You are my closest friend here, It pains me to know that you are having a hard time. Call me...

*[M]VonHulk wrote:

[*M] tKestrel wrote: Well guys hope yall dont mind I stay in the basement for the night. Ive had a bad day and want some time to myself. Sometimes I wonder if I even belong on this Earth. All I do is annoy and piss people off I really wish I could choose if I woke up the next day I always have this feeling no matter where I am that all im good for is a punckung bag. No one wants anything to do with me till I do shyte wrong. Its just not fair. I really wish I wouldnt wake up in the morning. At least them I will finally be out of everyones hair. It appears many people here that I called "friends" where 2 faced and thought so low of me. So many people look at me like im stupid and in the way. Im just tired of it. If people really wanted me gone or didnt like me, then PLEASE be a dam man about it and just F.ing tell me! I will be in the basement if anyone needs me (which no one will, unless ive done something wrong of course)

For many reasons i consider you my Brother. You are one of the first ones who saw something in me. I have Emailed, texted, and spoken to you on the phone many times. If you need someone to talk to do not hesitate to call me. I am here for you, and always will be. You are my closest friend here, It pains me to know that you are having a hard time. Call me...

thank u von but no, I will be deleting all contact info after tonight. Im not going to harrass or annoy any one else again. So everyone can go back to their happier life with me gone. Dam y cant there be a leave button for life. I pray so much for God to take me home, but im still here ruining everyones life!

Kes!!!!! Cut that crap out! You are obviously a hell of a guy, and no one and I mean NO ONE wants to see you in this condition. If this goofy game means that much to you, just hang out here and enjoy the scenery. Obviously I wanted you here, or I wouldn't have shanghai'd you.

I can pretty much assure you that you are not ruining anyone's life. Ok?

Now, I'm tired, and I'm going to bed. I have 1600 miles to drive this weekend. Now when I wake up, and check this silly little sociology experiment in the morning, I expect you to be here and in better condition. Got it? Good!

Dave

Well, thx for letting me stay downstairs for the time being. If yall dont mind, I would like to stay down here for a few days. I just need a place to crash, ill be headed back to my place at the end of the bridge soon. Thx for everything guys. Ill be out yalls hair soon.

Hey Kes..don't know you that well, but know from your writing you need to talk to someone. Get a sense you may have military background as I do. Hopefully there is someone you can talk to. From the messages above, I know you have people who care about about you. Talk to someone when you are ready!

RT

Kes if your not here who is going to remind me that I'm not that good a pool?

Kestrel, sweetie, I'm reading your posts and I swear it's making me cry. I hate seeing you like this, and I need you to get better. There are people in this world who love and care about you, never doubt that for a second. Don't be so quick to leave, because we'd hate to see you go.

tKestrel wrote: Well guys hope yall dont mind I stay in the basement for the night. Ive had a bad day and want some time to myself. Sometimes I wonder if I even belong on this Earth. All I do is annoy and piss people off I really wish I could choose if I woke up the next day I always have this feeling no matter where I am that all im good for is a punckung bag. No one wants anything to do with me till I do shyte wrong. Its just not fair. I really wish I wouldnt wake up in the morning. At least them I will finally be out of everyones hair. It appears many people here that I called "friends" where 2 faced and thought so low of me. So many people look at me like im stupid and in the way. Im just tired of it. If people really wanted me gone or didnt like me, then PLEASE be a dam man about it and just F.ing tell me! I will be in the basement if anyone needs me (which no one will, unless ive done something wrong of course)

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DAVY SAYS, KES, what in the world are you talking about. We all love you. I'm in contact with so many people here and I've never heard anything negative against you. You are one of the most loved and respected player of the game.

Guys stop worrying, im not worth all this jeez. Theres people on forum qnd in real life that have showed me their 2nd face and im just depressed over it. Ive been borderline depressed for ages and go through low times often. I just hide it from yall. Just calm down and stop worrying.

Jacklpe, ill pay u rent for the basement. Just need a new tank, my other ones treads got destroyed by a mine. So, till I get that fixed or just get a new one, im kinda stuck here lol

Also, im not leaving all of dogfight. Ill stick around the jolly roger. But everything else im leaving behind. That way, im not in anyones way and if someone wants to c me or hear from me, they can come here, and I dont have to worry about getting in their way anymore

tKestrel wrote: Guys stop worrying, im not worth all this jeez. Theres people on forum qnd in real life that have showed me their 2nd face and im just depressed over it. Ive been borderline depressed for ages and go through low times often. I just hide it from yall. Just calm down and stop worrying.

Jacklpe, ill pay u rent for the basement. Just need a new tank, my other ones treads got destroyed by a mine. So, till I get that fixed or just get a new one, im kinda stuck here lol

First off, like to say hi to my friends here at the Glorious Jolly Roger.

Secondly Kes, have you been sneaking in the liquor cabinet again? Why you talk like that? Your gonna make every on here smack the heck out of you with your own feathers.

I am really not liking mother nature right now. We are huddled in our basement under a tornado warning. There is a combination of rain and hail coming down. Oh, wait! Did I mention the fact that a funnel touched down not 20 miles away? Ugh..

Jack, can I get another Oreo milkshake?

Kes, forget rent. Just keep the yard mowed and things picked up and cleaned up. They can say what they want about this place and probably be telling the truth, but they'll never accurately call it dirty. If you get through with that, everything in the special products room 2B needs oiled and cleaned. And leave the rocket launcher alone for now... Ok?

Kes, above all, this is still a chat forum about a video game. It's really not life and death. Don't let it get you down like that. If nothing else, remember this: Be happy! That'll really piss them off!

Flying Butch, I've been there and done that... Too many times. Please be careful, and I pray for your safety. Those things are no joke. I had the pleasure of outrunning a tornadic thunderstorm a few days ago myself. Excitement that I just didn't need...

All the best to you and your family

jacklpe wrote: Kes, forget rent. Just keep the yard mowed and things picked up and cleaned up. They can say what they want about this place and probably be telling the truth, but they'll never accurately call it dirty. If you get through with that, everything in the special products room 2B needs oiled and cleaned. And leave the rocket launcher alone for now... Ok?

Kes, above all, this is still a chat forum about a video game. It's really not life and death. Don't let it get you down like that. If nothing else, remember this: Be happy! That'll really piss them off!

o come on I was having fun with that rocket launcher. Man, I blow up a few planes and im marked for life grrr. lol. Ill oil everything down real fast, just dont pick it up, it mught be slippery, dont wanna drop these weird looking suit cases

You can pick em up, but be sure to use the decontamination shower afterwards. Within 23 seconds, actually.

I've got Oreo shakes going. Topped with Baileys for those of age, and Ginger Ale / Dr. Pepp for those still graced with youth. I smell pancakes and waffles from the back. Ah, late night snacks, good company, and old Indy races on the TV.

What could be finer?

Only think that could beat this is an Xtra Large peanut butter milkshake

Kes, who gave you permission to get the rocket launcher out again? It wasn't pretty last time... oh well, go WAY over there.
Ok, the tornado left half an hour after my last post, and the rain and hail soon after. The one problem? We're stuck in an electrical storm. Ever couple minutes, blinding flashes of light followed massive booms. It's no wonder I'm not getting any sleep. My (chicken) dog is going to have a heart attack. She hates anything louder than a doorbell. It's rather comical.

yakuza wrote: U know its been awhile since ive been around....so just wondering wheres everyone else... such as Dr Dave.... u guys stash him somewhere?
He always had a good story to tell... kinda miss it

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Thanks for the Honorable Mention most people here still curse my name, But I'm still around, I started a new acct. and I'm flying under he name Team Killer. I'm just waiting to see if ANYBODY will say IN GAME.... GOOD JOB TEAM KILLER. So far there's been nothing.

tKestrel wrote: Only think that could beat this is an Xtra Large peanut butter milkshake

Add banana and you would be correct...

O yea how da heck did I forget banana!!!!!!
Ok Manfred u got my order heres the $20 for the shake, $40 for a tip and $6,000 for ur plane

Don't worry about the plane, I haven't flown much lately. I might as well just fly a simulator or something

Peanut butter and banana shake. Now you guys are talkin'. I'll mix it up with the PB, and add banana slices at the end. A swirl of chocolate syrup on top. Whipped cream for those who want it. This one was hard to make with the usual zero calories. Let's say it has... 50 calories. Don't have more than 5 in one sitting.

Kes, you smell like an old damp basement. Did you use the decontaminator?

M

Manfred wrote: Don't worry about the plane, I haven't flown much lately. I might as well just fly a simulator or something

Peanut butter and banana shake. Now you guys are talkin'. I'll mix it up with the PB, and add banana slices at the end. A swirl of chocolate syrup on top. Whipped cream for those who want it. This one was hard to make with the usual zero calories. Let's say it has... 50 calories. Don't have more than 5 in one sitting.

Kes, you smell like an old damp basement. Did you use the decontaminator?

M

uhhhhh no O.o I furgot. O well to late now. Time for my shake. Wait who gives a darn about calories! The more calories the better! It givesbit a good tasty kick

One of the great things about running around the country the way I do is being able to meet some of my favorite players face to face. I just had the opportunity to meet Mr and Mrs Grey Ghost. Although it was a short meeting, I really enjoyed it. I also came away from it with the feeling that you would have a hard time finding someone who cares more about the game, forum, and it's members than Grey.

Grey, I enjoyed it, and I hope to see you again one of the days.