My daughter had a friend sleep over last night. I was asked to make "dragons" in the morning. "Dragons" are where I take left over pizza dough, wrap that around scrambled eggs and cheese for the body, a head of either a strawberry with sugar or raspberries (depending on what's on hand) wrapped in dough with a sprinkle of sugar, and the tails are a mix of cinnamon and sugar rolled up in dough. The wings are bacon.
Anyway, I got lazy and bought pie crust to make them since we didn't make pizza last night. Total failure! Things freaking exploded! AND, they didn't taste right.
No malice intended, wanted it to turn out right, just took the lazy way with my thinking.
And, yes. I HAVE been drinking whiskey tonight!