Hi everyone,

Due to invisibility of players in the game most of us are not playing till update is out. Till then why not make everybody laugh by posting the best jokes here.

In fact, I feel there should be a daily addition to this thread as I know many members have great sense of humour to bring laughter around.

Let's see who post the first one and make the world laugh.

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Lol is this a kind of invisibility joke.please fix it sir Gannet.

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Haha! Good one Gannet!

Oh my God, I just found the reason why people get muted or goes invisible.

Don't press the mute button of your TV set while playing game as the game and TV keys get synchronized. Press the mute button again and your chat works again.

For invisibility, Don't leave in front of PC, Ipad or phone screen while you are playing to attend something else as the device got sensor to detect that you are unavailable and make you invisible from the game. So take your device where ever you go, I really mean where ever you go.

Just try this and let me know your feedback.

Haha Sir Gannet what a great one not many people have the sense of humour to read it so it's becoming invisible to them I think. I too fall in the same category.

It has become obvious lately that not everyone can see the humour in some posts.

This is caused by the recent outbreak of invisibility in the game being transferred to the forum by contaminated players.
We are now getting invisible posts.

Invisible posting is serious disease, we need to ban it now.
It can strike randomly at any
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.................so any forum members who have been warned they have been infected should not use this as an opportunity to make offensive posts, but immediately cease posting until a fix is found.

What's the difference between a look of concern and a German woman digging a ditch?

One is a furrowing brow, and the other is a burrowing frau.

We all agree Zuperman, we want you to ban him.
His name is invisible so you shouldn't have any trouble identifying him.

this comment was made by gannet recently

Wow Mean, you are not letting anybody take your position.

Excellent.

Keep it up.

Can anybody challenge mean?

I don't think so

Now you know why im called "MEAN"

recent comment made by blue

In the last game I played, Von Hulk started by saying
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...........and the game ended because we all laughed that much we fell out of our planes.

Gannet wrote: In the last game I played, Von Hulk started by saying
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...........and the game ended because we all laughed that much we fell out of our planes.

LOL, LOL hahahahahahahahah

That is the best one.

Sorry, I forgot there are younger people and put a stupid one on here...my bad. Man I wish I was invisible right now

Ok another one, hope this time it is visible to all. let me know if it is still invisible, I'll boot the system.

Two hunters are out in the woods




"OK, now what?"

Your definitely visible Comet, but I can't see your bad post. Maybe its good that it's invisible.

I'm wondering if McFate has been hit by this invisability, I have not seen him in sometime. He might be lurking in the shadows.

Sometimes a good laugh is more valuable than currency:

A friend was caught and pulled over by the highway patrol while going over 90 mph (145 kmph). The furious officer came to his window and bellowed "What you were doing wasn't driving, it was low altitude flying!" and demanded the driver's license. The driver handed over his document as the cop continued to berate him. The officer walked back to his car, license in hand and began writing the citation. When he looked at the document he stopped cold, then cracked a grin, then burst out in full laughter. He returned to the open car window, thanked the driver and handed him back his pilot's license and sent him on his way with only a stern warning.


(Yep, Von. Still lurking.)

[NLR] McFate wrote: Sometimes a good laugh is more valuable than currency:

Warning: Spoiler!

A friend was caught and pulled over by the highway patrol while going over 90 mph (145 kmph). The furious officer came to his window and bellowed "What you were doing wasn't driving, it was low altitude flying!" and demanded the driver's license. The driver handed over his document as the cop continued to berate him. The officer walked back to his car, license in hand and began writing the citation. When he looked at the document he stopped cold, then cracked a grin, then burst out in full laughter. He returned to the open car window, thanked the driver and handed him back his pilot's license and sent him on his way with only a stern warning.


(Yep, Von. Still lurking.

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Excellent McFate. This suits DF pilots. Davy is already traveling and is having flying license. LOL. May be this joke will become reality.

[NLR] The Blue Fighter wrote:

[NLR] McFate wrote: Sometimes a good laugh is more valuable than currency:

Warning: Spoiler!

A friend was caught and pulled over by the highway patrol while going over 90 mph (145 kmph). The furious officer came to his window and bellowed "What you were doing wasn't driving, it was low altitude flying!" and demanded the driver's license. The driver handed over his document as the cop continued to berate him. The officer walked back to his car, license in hand and began writing the citation. When he looked at the document he stopped cold, then cracked a grin, then burst out in full laughter. He returned to the open car window, thanked the driver and handed him back his pilot's license and sent him on his way with only a stern warning.


(Yep, Von. Still lurking.

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Excellent McFate. This suits DF pilots. Davy is already traveling and is having flying license. LOL. May be this joke will become reality.

Lol. It happened about 15 years ago on Highway 101 near the California/Oregon border according to a friend's story. (I've always wondered if the pilot's license was similar enough to a driver's license that the officer would not have immediately noticed. Otherwise I have no reason to doubt the authenticity.)

Another true story of the value of laughter.

Years ago; before I met Mrs McFate, she had a job while in college working at homes for people with developmental disabilities. Some were autistic, others had Downs syndrome or had brain injuries. All were regarded as "high functioning" and just needed some help to get through their day; making sure they ate and kept up with their personal hygiene. The employees were also responsible for driving the "clients" to their various appointments by shuttling them in the house's 15 passenger van.

The job was mostly easy but there were times of high stress and the pay was very low. One of the supervisors was having a terrible week and had decided that she was going to quit as soon as she was done driving the appointment van for the day. My wife was riding in back with the clients as they dropped them off at various destinations. Mrs McFate dressed as a hippie/gypsy most of the time and would wear second hand clothes at work. She had recently broken her usual pair of eyeglasses and was wearing an old pair which were no longer her current prescription.

As they dropped off the last clients at a place where they had facilitated jobs, Mrs Mc was moving from the back of the van with the clients to the front passenger seat. As she tried to get out if the van one of the job facilitators held her back by the shoulders and said " no dear, this isn't your stop". The coworker who was going to quit absolutely lost it, laughing to the point of tears. She thanked Mrs Mc for bringing joy back to her job and went on to become a manager and worked there for several more years.

Great one and salute to Mrs McFate for having so much patience to deal and help those people. May God bless her and pay back her and family with abundance of happiness and joy.

Well this is a no brainer of a joke

I was flying in a game with my brother wolf husky when he decided to say "dose this plane make my butt look big" I'm flying with tears in my eyes from laughing and reply "nope just extremely fluffy" next minute I'm crashing into the ground and flipped over and over where was the soft landing then oh wait fluffy took them away and that's what I get for begin nice to husky he's pure Always a laugh in the skies with so many of the decent folk of the DF community

on not a dirty one yet hehehe ! a women buys a new sexy ligerie to surprise her husband on their anniversary, she lays on the bed with rose petals spread everywhere ,, her husband walks into the bedroom and she asks him so what do you think honey ! ? he replies you could of at least taken out the wrinkles first!! lol see a clean joke this time

Lol lil and I have another one

What's the only animal that can be done for j walking on the road

A zebra on a zebra crossing cause on minute you see them next you don't

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I got it update and happy to inform all invisible posts are visible now.

omg~!! too damn funny

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