Yesterday I saw a chicken with a condom on his head

My friend said that's USual

I said how
He said a chickens pecker is on his head

when reality strikes

found this funny too

Boy: Ah, finally, I've waited so long.
Girl: You want me to leave?
Boy: No. I dare to not even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course. Lots!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No! Why are you asking me?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every time I get the chance!
Girl: Will you ever hit me?
Boy: Are you crazy? Of course not!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling?

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More women

Not a joke but it was hysterical to me.

Enter a btb game and it's 3 on my team vs 1. I approach the red and notice he dropped so I drop too. I get the kill and now I'm like "poop" I have no bombs. Another red joins the game and I get a few kills just flying around in the territory before the hill because I don't want to camp or spawn kill and I know this player was gonna drop again.

I get killed and get in my tank. One plane flies away from me and I shoot the other from my tank. AWESOME!!! Time to shell some hangers!

I let one rip and don't see any hangers What? Let another one go and once again, no hangers.

LMAO...it was a flag game and someone on my team must had taken the sneak route to get the enemy flag before I even got there. I never saw the flag.

Dohhh

Why couldn't the pilot land the plane?

ive done similar thought i was in bomb the carrier game went bombed the red carrier and i got no points after dodging a few reds to get there turns out its a dogfight game lol

D93 Big Gunzzz wrote: Not a joke but it was hysterical to me.

Enter a btb game and it's 3 on my team vs 1. I approach the red and notice he dropped so I drop too. I get the kill and now I'm like "poop" I have no bombs. Another red joins the game and I get a few kills just flying around in the territory before the hill because I don't want to camp or spawn kill and I know this player was gonna drop again.

I get killed and get in my tank. One plane flies away from me and I shoot the other from my tank. AWESOME!!! Time to shell some hangers!

I let one rip and don't see any hangers What? Let another one go and once again, no hangers.

LMAO...it was a flag game and someone on my team must had taken the sneak route to get the enemy flag before I even got there. I never saw the flag.

Dohhh

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Their hair change color