darraxx wrote: Hmm sounds tasty we need birde to shoot it first. A twelve gauge with Buck shot might work. But maybe he's one of those guys in the bathroom that's there to help you. You know he unrolls the paper for you. Just what do you give him for a tip

Here's a tip don't use that spider to unroll the TP....
Really where is my shotgun? That thing is dead along with the TP , TP holder the sink, whatever else gets in the way of the blast

Next question; you put your hand in the cabinet for a can of beans. You feel something on your hand. You pull it out and find This..




Do you Flick it or Fling it?


Or do you just pee yourself and cry because you know there's more than just one....

WTF? What has this world come to?

SHOOT SHOOT DAMIT. SHOOT THE DAM SPIDER THE ROLL.AND THE WHOLE DAM BATHROOM AMD THEN SHOOT THAT THING THAT CAME OUT :HE CABINET. O.M.G . SHOOOOOOOT

Oh yeah shoot that dam bear for showing dingelberrys. Is it dingelberry season?

Dr Dave wrote: Next question; you put your hand in the cabinet for a can of beans. You feel something on your hand. You pull it out and find This..

Do you Flick it or Fling it?


Or do you just pee yourself and cry because you know there's more than just one....

Seems like one roll of TP wont be enough for this scenario!

BTJ582 wrote:

Dr Dave wrote: Next question; you put your hand in the cabinet for a can of beans. You feel something on your hand. You pull it out and find This..

Do you Flick it or Fling it?


Or do you just pee yourself and cry because you know there's more than just one....

Seems like one roll of TP wont be enough for this scenario!

Oh man those little bugger's do a great job at cleaning ear wax! I have used um for years......

OK.,that's just wrong

darraxx wrote: OK.,that's just wrong

Ummm let me know if you get any sleep tonight.........

No I wont.sleep tonight that thing reminds me of my ex wife just plain scary

darraxx wrote: No I wont.sleep tonight that thing reminds me of my ex wife just plain scary

A woman with an "EarWax" fetish.... Interesting......

Dr Dave wrote: Next question; you put your hand in the cabinet for a can of beans. You feel something on your hand. You pull it out and find This..

Do you Flick it or Fling it?


Or do you just pee yourself and cry because you know there's more than just one....

I don't have many irrational fears; darkness, heights, monsters, rats, ghosts, MOMs, or MORAFs alike don't really get to me. But if something has MORE THAN FOUR LEGS, I'll scream. Like a little girl.

I grew up in the Mojave, and I've had enough of scorpions in my boots, crickets in the shower, fire ants on the floor, and spiders on my pillow.

Luna wrote:

Dr Dave wrote: Next question; you put your hand in the cabinet for a can of beans. You feel something on your hand. You pull it out and find This..

Do you Flick it or Fling it?


Or do you just pee yourself and cry because you know there's more than just one....

I don't have many irrational fears; darkness, heights, monsters, rats, ghosts, MOMs, or MORAFs alike don't really get to me. But if something has MORE THAN FOUR LEGS, I'll scream. Like a little girl.

I grew up in the Mojave, and I've had enough of scorpions in my boots, crickets in the shower, fire ants on the floor, and spiders on my pillow.

Cricket is in your shower ?

woospy wrote:

Luna wrote:

Dr Dave wrote: Next question; you put your hand in the cabinet for a can of beans. You feel something on your hand. You pull it out and find This..

Do you Flick it or Fling it?


Or do you just pee yourself and cry because you know there's more than just one....

I don't have many irrational fears; darkness, heights, monsters, rats, ghosts, MOMs, or MORAFs alike don't really get to me. But if something has MORE THAN FOUR LEGS, I'll scream. Like a little girl.

I grew up in the Mojave, and I've had enough of scorpions in my boots, crickets in the shower, fire ants on the floor, and spiders on my pillow.

Cricket is in your shower ?

He'd better not be!

what about baby wipes?

Luna wrote:

woospy wrote:

Luna wrote:

Dr Dave wrote: Next question; you put your hand in the cabinet for a can of beans. You feel something on your hand. You pull it out and find This..

Do you Flick it or Fling it?


Or do you just pee yourself and cry because you know there's more than just one....

I don't have many irrational fears; darkness, heights, monsters, rats, ghosts, MOMs, or MORAFs alike don't really get to me. But if something has MORE THAN FOUR LEGS, I'll scream. Like a little girl.

I grew up in the Mojave, and I've had enough of scorpions in my boots, crickets in the shower, fire ants on the floor, and spiders on my pillow.

Cricket is in your shower ?

He'd better not be!

It's a wipe scorpion or vinagroon they will make you hurt yourself and your shorts....