ok guys since there have been.some deep questions with some really deep answers I ask this question as I know there should be hours if not days of discussion on this matter. TOILET.PAPER OFF THE TOP OR FROM THE BOTTOM

Top

TOP

Seriously, who still uses toilet paper???

The Top what else?

Top!

Top!

Unless you live with a cat who loves to spool it off.

always the bottom..it just makes more sense for the toilet paper to go around that way with less effort.

darraxx wrote: PAPER OFF THE TOP OR FROM THE BOTTOM

What else.

Lol. Beard under or over the blanket when you sleep.

Over the top and at least a 3 ply.
I will change it back to over the top if someone messes it up, one very strict rule for my house



Ok here's another one...

Do you put on sock , sock, then shoes,
Or sock shoe sock shoe?
I was told I was an idiot for sock shoe sock shoe, lol

Uplandbird wrote: Do you put on sock , sock, then shoes,
Or sock shoe sock shoe?

Arrggg !

General jackson wrote: always the bottom..it just makes more sense for the toilet paper to go around that way with less effort.

Hard to rip off one handed without the roll unwinding, less effort one handed...just saying in my humble opinion

woospy wrote:

darraxx wrote: PAPER OFF THE TOP OR FROM THE BOTTOM

What else.

Lol. Beard under or over the blanket when you sleep.

Never considered that one...can't grow a beard...thank god

To this question there is no simple answer.
You can't say top or bottom just because you think that either of them feels rigt for you.
It's a lot of different factors that has to be considered.
The quality of the paper.
Is it one, two, or three layers of paper?
Is it a soft cosy paper, or is it like sanding your butt when you use it.

The location of the paper.
Is it on the right or the left side?
Is it infront of you or do you have to turn and almost fall of the toilet to reach for it?
Is it attached to the wall or does it stand on the floor?

The hight of the toilet.
Can you sit on the toilet for a good while without loosing the feeling of your legs?

Is there a bidé in the bathroom/toilet?
Do you have access to wet wipes?
Last but not the least.
How is it constructed?

A


B


These two different technical solutions leave no room for personal feelings.
You can place the paper how ever you want to but in the end it'll only work if you place it their way.

//Bell (on the toilet, with no feeling in the legs, the paper on the left side, standing on the floor,two layers soft and cosy paper, from the top.)

Uplandbird wrote:

woospy wrote:

darraxx wrote: PAPER OFF THE TOP OR FROM THE BOTTOM

What else.

Lol. Beard under or over the blanket when you sleep.

Never considered that one...can't grow a beard...thank god

Lol. Good International Day !

Please ! Please ! It is just a GAME !

Thanks bell.now that's the kind of deep insight I was looking for. But it must be at least two ply none of that brown stuff some cheap company buys that just asking for splinters and none of that 50 grit unless you need a deep clean and why do cats feel the overwhelming need to unroll it

Uplandbird wrote:
Do you put on sock , sock, then shoes,
Or sock shoe sock shoe?
I was told I was an idiot for sock shoe sock shoe, lol

Do you walk around barefooted at home, or do you put on the shoes in the bedroom?
We usually never have shoes on in someones home. It's considered bad behavior not to take off your shoes when you enter someones home.

I put my socks on before I put on my shoes but is it left one first or right one first and then there the laces is it left over right or right over left

It may depend on which hemisphere you are located. Nothern- bottom - clockwise. Southern- top- counter clockwise. Hey Bells can we get those fancy ticket holders at IKEA?

Not the green one. That was an Italian

darraxx wrote: I put my socks on before I put on my shoes but is it left one first or right one first and then there the laces is it left over right or right over left

Hahahaha...what?........

bellsaj wrote:

Uplandbird wrote:
Do you put on sock , sock, then shoes,
Or sock shoe sock shoe?
I was told I was an idiot for sock shoe sock shoe, lol

Do you walk around barefooted at home, or do you put on the shoes in the bedroom?
We usually never have shoes on in someones home. It's considered bad behavior not to take off your shoes when you enter someones home.

Actually to cold in the winter to do that barefoot stuff summer yes.. But in Minnesota a lot of people have slide on shoes to be worn only in the house and I hate wearing shoes without socks.. Guess in the old days they used to wear slippers but not anymore, we more sophistic, sophist, sophistimicated, ok smarter!

Uplandbird wrote:

General jackson wrote: always the bottom..it just makes more sense for the toilet paper to go around that way with less effort.

Hard to rip off one handed without the roll unwinding, less effort one handed...just saying in my humble opinion

You have to take the paper and make a quick jolt of the hand...kinda like removing the table cloth quickly without disturbing the contents on top of the table cloth....It's almost like martial arts, but with toilet paper..I hope yall can understand what I'm saying lol

Ok .btj has opened this up to other things here. Toilets dose the water rotate the same way in the northern hemisphere as it dose in the southern hemisphere if not dose it hamper the quality of the flush and does to effect it?
Maybe we can't get a government grant and fund some research

Over-the-top is my preference. I like to see what I'm pulling on, and from-under is too hidden for me.

Years ago, we had a long discussion with a bunch of us engineers, and I must say there is a highly compelling technical reason that supports the underdog from-under approach. If the toilet roll holder lets go (and the cheap plastic ones are notorious for this), roll orientation will dictate whether the paper stays rolled up as it bounces across the floor or unrolls all over the place. And from-under wins in that regard.

That said, with a secure roll holder, it's over-the-top for me.

Manfred

darraxx wrote: Ok .btj has opened this up to other things here. Toilets dose the water rotate the same way in the northern hemisphere as it dose in the southern hemisphere if not dose it hamper the quality of the flush and does to effect it?
Maybe we can't get a government grant and fund some research

After reading your new question Rabbit why is it the song, "Islands in the Stream" pooped I mean popped into my head?

Thank you Manny now we are getting some wow if never considered under would keep it rolled. Hmmmm

darraxx wrote: Ok .btj has opened this up to other things here. Toilets dose the water rotate the same way in the northern hemisphere as it dose in the southern hemisphere if not dose it hamper the quality of the flush and does to effect it?
Maybe we can't get a government grant and fund some research

I saw an episode of the Simpsons that Bart did some research on this..I think he ended up in Australia and indeed rotated opposite of ours..gotta be accurate it was the Simpsons!
Isn't Skystone from there? We need to ask him

darraxx wrote: I put my socks on before I put on my shoes but is it left one first or right one first and then there the laces is it left over right or right over left

Yeah but what about my stockings, should you put the left leg in first or the right leg in first. I'm just to embarrassed to ask the wife.

Maybe my dogfight family will be more understanding.