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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 2 weeks ago #131051

Quit Bug J4ff Topic Author Offline Platinum Member Posts: 638 Thank you received: 572	You start tilting your phone about as you're just browsing. I feel sea sick lol The following user(s) said Thank You: Whosethisguy
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 2 weeks ago #131052

bellsaj Offline Platinum Member Posts: 1793 Thank you received: 3094	When the Altimeter is burned into the screen like a little clock. Didn't even though that was possible but evidently it is. Don´t live life faster then your guardian angel can fly The following user(s) said Thank You: Whosethisguy, [NLR] McFate
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 2 weeks ago #131070

ParrotHead Offline Platinum Member Growing older, but not up! Posts: 2338 Thank you received: 3728	....when you damn near wreck your truck trying to barrel roll when someone comes up behind you too fast on the highway. Fuck this place. Second rate hack playing in a yard that's too big for him. The following user(s) said Thank You: tKestrel old, mxmike
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 2 weeks ago #131073

Manfred Offline Platinum Member Just Manfred Posts: 2845 Thank you received: 3866	...when you think you hear electronic machine gun fire and your hands do a quick jink and flip to evade.
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 2 weeks ago #131076

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Manfred wrote: ...when you think you hear electronic machine gun fire and your hands do a quick jink and flip to evade.

I will never, I repeat NEVER again listen to Metallicas One in the car again.
Damn near wrecked it. :blush:

The quick left, right was fine (just some squealing from the tiers) but I allmost tear off the steering wheel trying to climb :pinch:

Don´t live life faster then your guardian angel can fly

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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 2 weeks ago #131077

Captain Noushbag Offline Platinum Member That's not flying, that's just falling with style Posts: 856 Thank you received: 1228	When the right hand side of your ipad is worn out from the throttle slide been Noushed lately? The following user(s) said Thank You: [NLR] McFate
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 2 weeks ago #131078

CRAZYWOLF Offline Platinum Member CRAZY! ME? Posts: 664 Thank you received: 1040	When your wife stays on your butt all the time. Think you're going Crazy? Great! When you get there look me up and I'll show you around. The following user(s) said Thank You: Oedius Momicus
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 2 weeks ago #131079

Jasonmc Offline Platinum Member Posts: 770 Thank you received: 804	CrazyWolf wrote: When your wife stays on your butt all the time. When your wife doesn't bother anymore The following user(s) said Thank You: Whosethisguy
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 2 weeks ago #131080

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Ok it's about 9 PM, you are in a good bomb base game, you started around 7 PM,

Wife says put the game away and come to bed

You say, honey i cant leave my team, only one hanger left, be over in a minute

Several good reds spawn into the game

Sometime after midnight the game ends

When you finally make it to bed you get the ATTITUDE

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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 2 weeks ago #131133

Black Flag Offline Platinum Member Posts: 399 Thank you received: 453	When you use the word, "re-spawned" instead of "wake up" when referring to yourself getting up in the morning; or When you pretend that you are on a btb or btc mission everytime you go to the bathroom and do a #2. (I always get four hangers btw) The following user(s) said Thank You: \|111th\|tSwopCaml, Shatners Bassoon, Whosethisguy, JacobR
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 2 weeks ago #131140

yose[M]ite Offline Platinum Member Posts: 2350 Thank you received: 802	When i have dreams and you guys are in them The following user(s) said Thank You: tKestrel old, [NLR] McFate
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 2 weeks ago #131141

Whiplash Offline Platinum Member Been Doomed since 1990! Posts: 4234 Thank you received: 3010	When your wife buys you champagne to celebrate becoming MORAF! True story...what an excellent wife https://photos.app.goo.gl/3Aj5cS2yr1O2fenK2 The following user(s) said Thank You: Whosethisguy, YEMX, [NLR] McFate, [*M]VonHuLK, JacobR
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 2 weeks ago #131142

Whosethisguy Offline Platinum Member Pratt & Whitney Piston Lover! Posts: 1215 Thank you received: 1771	When you become a forum user! The following user(s) said Thank You: \|111th\|tSwopCaml, JacobR
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 2 weeks ago #131143

tKestrel old Offline Platinum Member Posts: 3324 Thank you received: 3991	When u start saying lol in person and imagine everything as ww1 planes flying around hehe Retired in the skies of Dogfight. Raising Hell in the skies of Warthunder The following user(s) said Thank You: \|111th\|tSwopCaml, Gary-the-pink, [NLR] McFate
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 2 weeks ago #131147

Dr Dave. Offline Platinum Member EXTERMINATE Posts: 2420 Thank you received: 2818	When you walk outside to find that during a btb mission you signed a check for your wife's new car.... Disclaimer this is not my wife. My wife is better looking.... I could care....But I dont Attachments: The following user(s) said Thank You: tKestrel old, ColeMan, [*M]VonHuLK
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 2 weeks ago #131159

*[M] MISFIT CROCKETT** Offline Platinum Member Posts: 4700 Thank you received: 13215	Whenever you see your WIFE, doesn't matter where, you automatically jump. The following user(s) said Thank You: [*M]VonHuLK
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 2 weeks ago #131165

[DD]Big C Offline Platinum Member Molon Labe Posts: 696 Thank you received: 590	When you try to write a paper, and you look for the "tap to chat" button "Age is an issue of mind over matter, if you don't mind, it doesn't matter" -Mark Twain The following user(s) said Thank You: Gary-the-pink, tKestrel old, JacobR
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 2 weeks ago #131200

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Instead of walking from room to room or place to place (or the bathroom because you held it untill game finished) like a normal person, you stretch your arms out like wings, fly around banking and rolling making the BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB sound of the engine and shooting duh duh duh duuuhhh at your wife.

Wife took pics....

Note for you first timers out there: the aerodynamic positioning of hands, shoulders, arms, and fingertips provide for maximum speed and maneuvering.... Also it helps to lower ones head to spot enemies on the ground

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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 2 weeks ago #131201

Black Flag Offline Platinum Member Posts: 399 Thank you received: 453	When you quit and came back to forum at least 3 times. The following user(s) said Thank You: Gary-the-pink
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 2 weeks ago #131202

GHOSTRIDER1 Offline Platinum Member Yippie Die Yo Yippie Die Yay Posts: 1177 Thank you received: 1873	You have an extension cord in ur living room to plug your phone into while playing df The following user(s) said Thank You: \|111th\|tSwopCaml, Oedius Momicus, Whosethisguy, Jasonmc, [*M]VonHuLK
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 2 weeks ago #131222

[NLR] McFate Offline Platinum Member Don't believe everything you think. Posts: 2743 Thank you received: 5398	When your family starts calling you by your in game name. The following user(s) said Thank You: Manfred, \|111th\|tSwopCaml, Whosethisguy, [*M]VonHuLK
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 2 weeks ago #131232

Spectre-Blackstar Offline Platinum Member "..with a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma" Posts: 502 Thank you received: 742	....when you keep an pen and paper handy and check the TASK and BL threads before jumping into a mission...lol. The following user(s) said Thank You: Whosethisguy
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 2 weeks ago #131273

BuckSlayer Offline Senior Member Posts: 56 Thank you received: 73	When you are on break at work and u tell your boss 5 More minutes this game is almost over The following user(s) said Thank You: \|111th\|tSwopCaml, tKestrel old, Whosethisguy
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 1 week ago #131549

*[M] MISFIT CROCKETT** Offline Platinum Member Posts: 4700 Thank you received: 13215	When all you can think about while making love to the wife is whether or not you will be mentioned on a forum post The following user(s) said Thank You: Whosethisguy, Gizmo.
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 1 week ago #131633

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When you start to get pissy at every little nuisance in game(My Apologies to those that have seen that lately)

Or
When you see names in real life and think they are part of the dogfight community or a player in game. :blink:

Or
When people are talking about some big upset in a game the night before and you start referring to a game you had played the night before

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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 1 week ago #131641

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Davy Crockett wrote: Ok it's about 9 PM, you are in a good bomb base game, you started around 7 PM,

Wife says put the game away and come to bed

You say, honey i cant leave my team, only one hanger left, be over in a minute

Several good reds spawn into the game

Sometime after midnight the game ends

When you finally make it to bed you get the ATTITUDE

Davy, I almost laughed myself off the couch when I read this post... Mainly because of the similar image is in my mind!

The best pilots aim to please

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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 1 week ago #131658

Whosethisguy Offline Platinum Member Pratt & Whitney Piston Lover! Posts: 1215 Thank you received: 1771	When you get in a real plane and try to fly through every tree on the way to your destination. The following user(s) said Thank You: Gizmo., [NLR] McFate, JacobR
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 1 week ago #131668

[NLR] McFate Offline Platinum Member Don't believe everything you think. Posts: 2743 Thank you received: 5398	Whosethisguy wrote: When you get in a real plane and try to fly through every tree on the way to your destination. Lol! Are you holding your brake as long as you can before takeoff? Just don't try to bomb the hangars and ships. The following user(s) said Thank You: Whosethisguy
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 1 week ago #131678

*[M] MISFIT CROCKETT** Offline Platinum Member Posts: 4700 Thank you received: 13215	When you are breaking into houses with excellent WIFI to play without the wife being around. The following user(s) said Thank You: Manfred, GreyGhost, Whosethisguy, [*M]VonHuLK
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 1 week ago #131701

Jasonmc Offline Platinum Member Posts: 770 Thank you received: 804	When your finally get tired of all the s%#t and erase the game off your phone. The following user(s) said Thank You: GreyGhost, Whosethisguy
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 2 weeks ago #131051

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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 2 weeks ago #131078

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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 2 weeks ago #131273

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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 1 week ago #131633

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