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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 1 week ago #131703

\|111th\|tSwopCaml Offline Platinum Member Posts: 1228 Thank you received: 809	Jason...dont say that you have done that...I miss you buddy....Dont leave game.
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 1 week ago #131723

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Ok you spawn into a bomb carrier game, you see a well respected blue fight 7 red.

You are down to 10%

The reds have the top tank players

So now you are unbelievably busy keeping the reds away with your other teammate.

DOG HAS TO POOP, HE STARTS WHINING, YOU KEEP PLAYING, you can't leave even for a few minutes.

DOG POOPS ALL OVER CARPET

SEVERAL REDS THAN RAGE QUITS OR LOSE CONNECTION, WHO KNOWS WHY THEY LEFT SUCH A GOOD GAME.

SEVERAL BLUES NOW SPAWN AND YOU GO ON TO WIN THE GAME

NOW YOU REALLY DONT MIND CLEANING THE CARPET AND THE DOG POOP, OPEN DOORS TO GET SMELL OUT.

MY GOODNESS I PLAY TO MUCH

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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 1 week ago #131727

Paul Mantz, Jr. Offline User is blocked Posts: 3927 Thank you received: 6460	When you are glider flying and you YELL! "NO GUNS! DARN IT! " ....but I found out you can hit them....ssssshhhhh....
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 1 week ago #131732

dino spider Offline Platinum Member Posts: 332 Thank you received: 335	... when you hope someone shoots you down before you wet your flightsuit or your kids ask if they can have your food since your not at the dinner table ! ...Along came a SPIDER...
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 1 week ago #131734

dino spider Offline Platinum Member Posts: 332 Thank you received: 335	Sorry to post again but my teenage daughter reminded me of another one: ...when I told her to win her high school volleyball match as quick as possible so I could get back and see what my "squadies were doing. Her response "that's sad", kids just don'y get it! ...Along came a SPIDER... The following user(s) said Thank You: tKestrel old, GreyGhost, Whosethisguy
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 1 week ago #131741

Claygod Offline Elite Member discipline before emotion, Posts: 252 Thank you received: 436	Lol. This thread makes me laugh. Love the image davey. So funny. Like the leg hold trap. The following user(s) said Thank You: [*M]VonHuLK
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 14 hours ago #134585

*[M] MISFIT CROCKETT** Offline Platinum Member Posts: 4700 Thank you received: 13215	When you are laying in a hospital bed with tubes sticking out of you. I just had the honor of flying with ONEBALL Attachments: The following user(s) said Thank You: Manfred, Paul Mantz, Jr., tKestrel old
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 14 hours ago #134599

mxmike Offline Senior Member Posts: 54 Thank you received: 39	When your wife asks "are you getting paid to do this"? Yes dear..."check's in the mail" The following user(s) said Thank You: Manfred, tKestrel old
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 12 years 14 hours ago #134601

tKestrel old Offline Platinum Member Posts: 3324 Thank you received: 3991	Davy Crockett wrote: When you are laying in a hospital bed with tubes sticking out of you. I just had the honor of flying with ONEBALL Oneball is an inspiration to us all. It was an honor to fly against him Retired in the skies of Dogfight. Raising Hell in the skies of Warthunder The following user(s) said Thank You: GreyGhost, Worcester_Sauce, [*M]VonHuLK
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 11 years 11 months ago #137985

*[M] MISFIT CROCKETT** Offline Platinum Member Posts: 4700 Thank you received: 13215	So what DOGFIGHT PLAYER WILL ADMIT THIS IS HIM. I HAVE NO LITTLE KIDS AT HOME SO IT CANT BE ME LOL. Attachments: The following user(s) said Thank You: [*M]VonHuLK
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 11 years 11 months ago #138047

Allied Offline Platinum Member God save the Queen! Posts: 608 Thank you received: 162	When you crash your car and try tapping an imaginary autodestroy... our gracious Queen, Long live our noble Queen, God save the Queen! Send her victorious, Happy and glorious, Long to reign over us, God save the Queen! [IMG]img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb200912171940...320px-Union_flag_160[IMG]
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 11 years 11 months ago #138052

*[M]VonHuLK** Offline Platinum Member BOOM Game Over... Posts: 7274 Thank you received: 21656	It's not me Davy, I'm pretty sure. ALL IN 100%
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 11 years 11 months ago #138057

Heff006 Offline User is blocked Posts: 438 Thank you received: 219	Davy Crockett wrote: So what DOGFIGHT PLAYER WILL ADMIT THIS IS HIM. I HAVE NO LITTLE KIDS AT HOME SO IT CANT BE ME LOL. definatly could be my misses.! The following user(s) said Thank You: [*M]VonHuLK
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 11 years 11 months ago #139024

Luna Offline User is blocked Posts: 1643 Thank you received: 1516	When you abruptly wake up from sleep and yell, "THE STRUCTURE IS VULNERABLE!" ...I've done this. The following user(s) said Thank You: tKestrel old
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 11 years 11 months ago #139025

MJA Offline New Member Posts: 7 Thank you received: 5	When your wife jumps you in the morning and you call her a SPAWN KILLER! (PS: My wife dosn't) The following user(s) said Thank You: Dr Dave., GreyGhost, 1001
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 11 years 11 months ago #139027

EOI RAPTOR Offline Platinum Member Posts: 2253 Thank you received: 5126	WhEn you come home from work to find all your Things at the front door, and your biggest concern is "my tablet, where the hell is my tablet!!!!!" Flyin and dyin The following user(s) said Thank You: Manfred, Dr Dave., tKestrel old, GreyGhost, [*M]VonHuLK
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 11 years 11 months ago #139828

GreyGhost Offline Platinum Member Posts: 4298 Thank you received: 7264	When your wife dowloads and creates an account just to try and find you to say diner is ready! yes guys its happened! The following user(s) said Thank You: tKestrel old, 1001
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 11 years 11 months ago #139927

Ravenwood Offline Premium Member Shadows of the Air Commanding Officer Posts: 101 Thank you received: 75	This was actually after playing SG: Cold War obsessively, but I saw a plane in the air and immediately calculated the optimum angle to shoot it down at. LOL Never turn your back on a mercenary Shadows of the Air: We've got your SIX
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 11 years 11 months ago #139974

tKestrel old Offline Platinum Member Posts: 3324 Thank you received: 3991	Utah70 wrote: WhEn you come home from work to find all your Things at the front door, and your biggest concern is "my tablet, where the hell is my tablet!!!!!" That one almost made me chock on my dinner lmbo hahahahahahahahaha Retired in the skies of Dogfight. Raising Hell in the skies of Warthunder
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 11 years 11 months ago #140121

*[M] MISFIT CROCKETT** Offline Platinum Member Posts: 4700 Thank you received: 13215	When your wife says to you with a tear in her eyes "IF ONLY YOU WOULD LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT" That happened last night as we got home and I immediately went to my ipad and punched in dogfight. The following user(s) said Thank You: tKestrel old, [M]VonHuLK, [M] GAW
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 11 years 11 months ago #140123

1001 Offline Premium Member 1001 Posts: 107 Thank you received: 69	When your dog starts pissing in the living room again... “It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” _{Antoine de Saint-Exupéry} The following user(s) said Thank You: [*M] GAW
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 10 years 6 months ago #253145

[M]ad Offline Platinum Member Posts: 895 Thank you received: 3321	..you get a 5 min break you just enter into some server to look for a quick match & 5 min break goes to 1 hour..
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you know you've played too much Dogfight when..... 10 years 6 months ago #257827

GHOSTRIDER1 Offline Platinum Member Yippie Die Yo Yippie Die Yay Posts: 1177 Thank you received: 1873	Too much dogfight
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