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Davy Crockett Update 12 years 4 months ago #97096
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Guys and gals,
Earlier today I was in a BTB game with just crocket and as blue team and NO reds. I'm sure you all know his previous 'skills' in BTB games, so my question is...... Can YOU guess what had happened to cause this conversation??  Attachment not foundGreat game though........ Shame you got booted and rejoined as my Mrs turn up red though.  |
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Davy Crockett Update 12 years 4 months ago #97105
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First of all i am now up to 405 hangers bombed
Second there are still many glitches to this new update. I was told to bomb the hangers while upside down, that way you can see the hangers better but every time I try to bomb upside down I blow up and find myself back at the airport. WHEN WILL THIS FIX THIS. Therefore i have to bomb right side up and therefore prone to miss. In addition i find it hard to use the tank, i can get to the airport but i cannot get the cigar looking thingamajig to go up. Why can i not get it up. If i can't point it correctly then i can't use it now can I? It just shoots downward, that gets the front of my tank dirty and yucky. And my plane has a dirty windshield, hard to see. Thank you!!! 
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Davy Crockett Update 12 years 4 months ago #97113
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I don't know what to do anymore, maybe I'm just to old now, i mean when I'm in front of the hanger i get all happy and excited, my heart starts to pound, my knees get weak and then my thumb goes to work feverishly on the button and nothing. I'm frustrated.
Maybe i need a newer younger tank.
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Davy Crockett Update 12 years 4 months ago #97117
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Seriously though, sometimes i do see either tank joystick not working well. Any thumb position significantly past center will cause the joystick to "let go" and snap back to center. (When it's working fine, pushing my thumb past a stop will leave the joystick at that last stop limit.) Anyway, when it misbehaves, I try to feather the control so I don't go past the "let go" point, which does leave me with very little throw. Then I quit out, force stop the app, and open it again.
Also, do you have a screen protector on the screen? That's been cited to do weird things to some devices, for this game anyway. Manfred 
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Davy Crockett Update 12 years 4 months ago #97121
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I've never noticed any problems but yet for some reason the reds don't leave me in a tank more than a few seconds anyway??? It's almost like their afraid ill do something bad.....
 I could care....But I dont
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Davy Crockett Update 12 years 4 months ago #97130
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Remember if your cigar thingy stays up longer than 4 hours, you need to contact Dr. Dave or Joaquin immediately
 
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Davy Crockett Update 12 years 4 months ago #97157
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Pecans are PREFERRED! See above. |
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Davy Crockett Update 12 years 4 months ago #97305
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our gracious Queen, Long live our noble Queen, God save the Queen! Send her victorious, Happy and glorious, Long to reign over us, God save the Queen!
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Davy Crockett Update 12 years 4 months ago #97314
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Here i come to you guys with a very serious problem and i end up becoming the BUTT of all jokes. Tomorrow after seeing my parole officer and public defender I'm going to see my social worker and psyche because of the humiliation suffered on this post. I will now need a increase in my medication.
I've been laying in a fetal position all day crying my poor sensitive eyes out. My feelings are utterly destroyed. 
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Davy Crockett Update 12 years 4 months ago #97379
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Thank you SGT MO for your concern, it helps to know that someone really cares. I LOVE YOU MO.
Now as for what FLYMAGIC DID: It was abdominal It was awful It was beastly It was cloying It was creepy It was detestable It was distasteful It was foul It was frightful It was ghastly It was Gordy It was gross It was gruesome It was hateful It was hideous It was horrid It was horrific It was icky It was loathsome It was lousy It was macabre It was monstrous It was nasty It was nauseating It was nerdy It was noisome It was objectionable It was obnoxious It was odious It was offensive It was outrageous It was repellent It was repugnant It was revolting It was rotten It was scandalous It was scuzzy It was shameless It was sleazy It was stinking It was vile It was vulgar IT WAS YUCCKY BUT MOST OF ALL FUNNY.
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Davy Crockett Update 12 years 4 months ago #97737
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A QUICK UPDATE, I SUNK A CARRIER actually using my tank. I actually got that cigar thingamajig to work. It wasn't easy. Anyhow I got the cigar thingamajig up and it lasted long enough to shoot 6 straight times. All were hits and carrier was sunk. WHOSETHISGUY was in the game. I'm so happy i was able to get it to work, it's been 3 months since I've been able to use it. Im so happy. Im crying again. I DESERVE KARMA, LOTS OF KARMA.
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Davy Crockett Update 12 years 4 months ago #97747
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NO, DO NOT EAT DOG, unless he is already dead then chew away. If you are angry remember this, the dog is your best friend, he never talks or nags. My dog is great at bringing home road kills therefore he is actually feeding my family. Road kill stew um um. So train your dog to help provide meals than its ok for him to share in your dinners. Also there are several ways to get rid of your anger, after all why do you think you get married and have children for, TO HAVE AN OUTLET TO GET RID OF YOUR AGGRESSION. when they are not around than you have DOGFIGHT. so leave dog alone, if you have not trained him to bring home the food than you are to blame and therefore you should be angry at yourself.
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Davy Crockett Update 12 years 4 months ago #97799
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Congrats Davy! I'm really glad to hear that Whose was there too, to witness your... proper use... of the cigar thingy. Manfred
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