Yeah their both alittle overly fond of that cigar thingy.

Quick question....was it YOUR carrier?

LOL,LOL,LOL. NO IT WAS NOT. I HAVE WITNESSES.

hey CHOCKS AWAY, thanks for your question, i hope my advise was good and helpful.

Maybe i should start a advise column. DR. DAVE is already taken. I'll be DR. CROCKETT.

We're to waiting for the witness and um did you happen to see a plane part I that game no reason just asking

Davy Crockett wrote: ...Maybe i should start a advise column. DR. DAVE is already taken. I'll be DR. CROCKETT.

Dear Doc Crock,
Every time I face a MORAF head-on, I get a bullet in my forehead. This hurts my feelings so much. It's affecting my personal life, and I can't meet new people without ducking to one side. Can you help?
Helpless in Hanover

Davy Crockett wrote:
Maybe i should start a advise column. DR. DAVE is already taken. I'll be DR. CROCKETT.

DR.CROCK studied with a famous doctor and I believe that's just what is needed here. Someone sensitive....

Yes MANFRED I can help. First you have to recognize and acknowledge that you not only get shot down by a MORAF but also any pilot that you face, even the lowly ASPIRANT. Once you acknowledge that fact it will make it easier for you to face a MORAF once you realize that anyone can put a bullet into your forehead. It seems to be real easy and I can understand why you would have a complex.

Go to your nearest lunatic farm and start hanging around with them, even take them out with you, like to the movies and out to dinner. They will draw all the stares away from you and you can lead a normal life. In your case you might even want to adopt a couple so they can be with you all the time. THAT WOULD BE A BIG BOOST TO YOUR MORAL.

Install a beer on each shoulder and your chest. When you do take a duck to the side or face down than you can take a slug of beer. This would make you seem really cool in front of people, you may even fit into the college crowd in which you may then have a life without dogfight, then you would not get shot down by everyone and hence you would feel much better. THANK YOU

DR. CROCKETT

@ Uncle Paul

That famous doctor in your video must be a MOM, he sure loves his CAKE!!! LOL

That's excellent advice! Thanks. Ill send a pic of the replacement when I find one. Burp! (Joke). Your loyal hound looks charming Davy. Here's my old timer pal Jack Bach being Biggles.

Dr Crock, I have an Internal sever error blocking my post.

Dear CHOCKS, i cannot help you on your internal problems. See a real doctor. Thank you

DR. CROCKETT.

Also CHOCKS, at our age we all have problems with our SERVEHERS.

Guess who?

Well that sounds like a well thought out plan! YOU should patten the copyrights on this systematic approach to success.

Davy Crockett wrote: Also CHOCKS, at our age we all have problems with our SERVEHERS.

Thank you Quack Crock from Chocks. As it goes I'm booked in to see a real doc tomorrow, but that's more about Zeppelins

Don't send your honeys to Doctor DAVE or DAVEY....

!VIDEO WARNING! If your currently on line covertly, sneaking about in slippers in the middle of the night, trying to get a quick fix on DF, without the significant other, dogs, goldfish needing to know, then ensure your VOLUME IS TURNED FROM 11 to OFF before proceeding.

Dont worry Paul if their playing DF they can't afford me anyway