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Dating advice 12 years 5 months ago #90071

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To Samsam the 10 year old soliciting dating advice and wondering if he should make the first move. No. I repeat, No! That girl has a dad who doesn't want to think about his little girl smooching on boys. You should not make the first move, second move, or any subsequent thing that can be construed as a move.

Go play baseball. Get a paper route. Build a model. Anything but heading down the all consuming road of dating. You're 10. You have plenty of time to obsess about the opposite sex. Mother of God! What is this world coming to? Go out and play.

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Up there the world is divided into bastards and suckers. Make your choice.

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Smokepiper wrote: To Samsam the 10 year old soliciting dating advice and wondering if he should make the first move. No. I repeat, No! That girl has a dad who doesn't want to think about his little girl smooching on boys. You should not make the first move, second move, or any subsequent thing that can be construed as a move.

Go play baseball. Get a paper route. Build a model. Anything but heading down the all consuming road of dating. You're 10. You have plenty of time to obsess about the opposite sex. Mother of God! What is this world coming to? Go out and play.

Sweet Jesus. I've become my father..



And stop team killing !



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Dating advice 12 years 5 months ago #90073

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He asked you that too?


I told him to take her to McDonald's then tcac reborn said i was classy :) lol
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Dating advice 12 years 5 months ago #90074

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These 10 year old already thinking about dating.

Say you'll never let me go...
A wise sput once said "you laugh at my skills I laugh at your bank account"

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Then i was like that might explain why I don't have a girl friend :) :) :)
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That's funny, Smokepiper!
I was thinking about him all evening too. He's 10 and "in looove"? When I was his age I didn't pay any attention to girls at all unless they were better than me at boy stuff. (Plus they have cooties you know).

Misfit Gina Bandit was giving him advise to go for it and the next thing you know he was gone. Imagining him clicking off the game and firing off a quick call to his "looove". :)

You should not make the first move, second move, or any subsequent thing that can be construed as a move.

:cheer: That's some good advise there.

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I mustve seen that exact same line ten times in two games.

I said, "dont make a first move. Youre ten!!"

His reply: "how did you know Im ten?"

My final reply to this possible 58 year ol predator (possible!) : "I just know."

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Smokepiper wrote: To Samsam the 10 year old soliciting dating advice and wondering if he should make the first move. No. I repeat, No! That girl has a dad who doesn't want to think about his little girl smooching on boys. You should not make the first move, second move, or any subsequent thing that can be construed as a move.

Go play baseball. Get a paper route. Build a model. Anything but heading down the all consuming road of dating. You're 10. You have plenty of time to obsess about the opposite sex. Mother of God! What is this world coming to? Go out and play.

Sweet Jesus. I've become my father..



And stop team killing !

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someones stolen my truck!!! they left a note.fight and we will give you your truck back.so here i am ready to fight!!!one problem they never said how long.

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Skunkoil wrote: That's funny, Smokepiper!
I was thinking about him all evening too. He's 10 and "in looove"? When I was his age I didn't pay any attention to girls at all unless they were better than me at boy stuff. (Plus they have cooties you know).

Misfit Gina Bandit was giving him advise to go for it and the next thing you know he was gone. Imagining him clicking off the game and firing off a quick call to his "looove". :)

You should not make the first move, second move, or any subsequent thing that can be construed as a move.

:cheer: That's some good advise there.


Or imagin him being a fed looking for potential pedifiles.... You never know any more and I for one would support that effort.
Really, who else would come on here looking for dates from a bunch of 10yo's
I could care....But I dont

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I don't think he was presenting himself as a 10 year old looking to "become a man", rather looking for advice from the wise sages of internet land. For god's sake. Ask your dad, brother, Uncle Bill, bus driver or anyone other than someone on a web based flight simulator. And let that be a lesson to ya.

As my grandmother used to say: "Nothing good happens after midnight".
Up there the world is divided into bastards and suckers. Make your choice.

— Derek Robinson, Piece of Cake, 1983.
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I haven't been on a date since 1988.... To be completely honest the bathroom door doesn't close anymore.....may as well take it off the hinges.... ;)
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Ohh bless Samsum who is 10. At the age of ten I would have thought they would not want anything to do with girls, unless they where Tom boys ( like I was) then that's fine. My 12 yr old hates girls still ( luckily)
And the only advice I would give to a kid about "dating" would be be yourself :cheer: And he or she will like you for you with no portending,
If your a boy liking a girl you most deffinatly let her make the first move but first by some how showing her you like her first, or she may not know you like her! You could helping her at school or to carry her bag home from school it's a great start :) .. She may have a bad ass dad so respect is key! But if your a girl well........ Show him you like him too smiles are good, and Maybe asking them for help with something like home work. :)

I am not looking forwould to the day my boy comes home with a girl...... Lol
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Of all thing's, Why did I have to have a Daughter....I'm allready stressed out...
With My luck She'll bring an 80 year old millionare home..... How am I supposed to deal with that... :lol:


I just joked about my own daughter...... Mrs and Little Dent are alway's ganging up on me so I'd say it's fine.....just once.....
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Hey samsam if she like you, and she knows u like her. Act like you don't care so much not saying don't care at all just not so much so you don't look like a wussy. And she will come to you. Remember be a man not a yes man never be a yes man boring!!! Yes men are to predictable . Girls like a challenge!!! Remember be a man and she will follow you to the ends of the earth. Even though yr only ten doent mean you can't start learning to be a man.
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DENT my friend....
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Dentinhead ...I feel very sorry for you, living with two woman ;) I live with 3 men I am not sure what's worse :(
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With my wife and two daughters, I am definitely outnumbered. We have a running joke that daddy lives on Mars, because everything is strange and bewildering to him.

Thank goodness the dog is a guy. We have talks.

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Ohh manfred you have 3 woman in the house... There is no hope for you!!! :silly:

Glad you have a best friend to talk to. You must have amazing confiscations with him. :cheer:
Man Power :)

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dentinhead wrote: I haven't been on a date since 1988.... To be completely honest the bathroom door doesn't close anymore.....may as well take it off the hinges.... ;)


Year 1988 one 11 year old girl scared the crap out of me by showing interest to me... That was 50% horrible :ohmy: and 50% discusting :sick: to 11 year old guy like me.

That same summer I stole my dads shotgun shells with my friend and made some biiiig pipe bombs from them. I still have all my fingers left but maby dating would have been safer than pipe bombs. :huh:

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dentinhead wrote: I haven't been on a date since 1988.... To be completely honest the bathroom door doesn't close anymore.....may as well take it off the hinges.... ;)


Year 1988 one 11 year old girl scared the crap out of me by showing interest to me... That was 50% horrible :ohmy: and 50% discusting :sick: to 11 year old guy like me.

That same summer I stole my dads shotgun shells with my friend and made some biiiig pipe bombs from them. I still have all my fingers left but maby dating would have been safer than pipe bombs. :huh:

When I was 12 same thing happened to me, however it was 100% horrible and 100% disgusting :sick: :sick: :sick:

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Boy am I happy my oldest is a boy and 7 years older than the oldest daughter.
Hopefully I'll have some help looking after them when they decides to start running after boys.
Because I will be like... :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
Don´t live life faster then your guardian angel can fly
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At 10 forget girls ,go fishing, play ball,have fun. U will be tied down in life soon enough ,and than set back and say why...why?
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!! :huh: what happens after midnight if the bathroom doors off its hinges....I need to know this :huh:
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Smokepiper wrote: To Samsam the 10 year old soliciting dating advice and wondering if he should make the first move. No. I repeat, No! That girl has a dad who doesn't want to think about his little girl smooching on boys. You should not make the first move, second move, or any subsequent thing that can be construed as a move.

Go play baseball. Get a paper route. Build a model. Anything but heading down the all consuming road of dating. You're 10. You have plenty of time to obsess about the opposite sex. Mother of God! What is this world coming to? Go out and play.

Sweet Jesus. I've become my father..

Just to be clear (and this is from Zup), there shouldn't be any 10 year olds playing the game. 13 and older is the player agreement.

That said, while we generally try to leave things alone whenever possible (despite all the bans and mutes you see in Blacklist -- some things we cannot leave alone), we all should have a goal of a clean and safe game environment, for the entire age range of the game. Nobody wants to enable predators, and at a certain level of personal conversation, our younger players may be doing just that. So let's all look out for each other, coach, guide, and keep things safe. PM a mod if you need help, or if a player needs to be pinged.

Just from Smoke's post, it doesn't sound like samsam2231 is heading out of bounds with his conversation, but some caution flags are certainly going up. For example, I've muted a player for incessantly asking "are you a girl" to every single player who entered the successive games in which we played. The muting wasn't for the annoying inquiries - it was for what amounted to trolling, that in the end included some descriptions of personal activities that were way over the line. But the girl inquiries certainly led him straight there.

As for samsam2231, his account is showing muted, likely by a mod who saw inappropriate chat at some point. He'll stay muted, as a cue to come on the forum, at which point we'll talk to him about age etc.

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dentinhead wrote: I haven't been on a date since 1988.... To be completely honest the bathroom door doesn't close anymore.....may as well take it off the hinges.... ;)



Are you nuts :woohoo:
The bathroom door is the most valuable door I the house.
  1. you go inside
  2. you LOCK the door behind you
  3. you sitt down and play DF or read this forum until you can't feel your leggs
Now get that crazy idea about the door out of your head :woohoo:
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dentinhead wrote: I haven't been on a date since 1988.... To be completely honest the bathroom door doesn't close anymore.....may as well take it off the hinges.... ;)

Are you nuts :woohoo:
The bathroom door is the most valuable door I the house.
  1. you go inside
  2. you LOCK the door behind you
  3. you sitt down and play DF or read this forum until you can't feel your leggs
Now get that crazy idea about the door out of your head :woohoo:

That's so funny. TMI, but happens to me all the time!
Hint: A phone book or something under your feet helps tremendously!
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And I thought I was the only one. Perhaps a new squadron is in order. The dumpers? No carrying ordinance to the target. Drop it right after takeoff. A separate discussion may be in order.
Up there the world is divided into bastards and suckers. Make your choice.

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Smokepiper wrote: And I thought I was the only one. Perhaps a new squadron is in order. The dumpers? No carrying ordinance to the target. Drop it right after takeoff. A separate discussion may be in order.

Lol, i think most of us are already in a squadron =]

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I hate when that happens ,makes controls slippery.

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I muted him. He was asking about his love life issues, when no one responded he began team killing and typed " ill shoot until i get answered "

The above text is my response on the Mod communication site. The mute will remain in effect until I'm directed to remove it. Our forum is no place for a 10 yr old. He does not meet the minimum age requirement.



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