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Dating advice 12 years 5 months ago #90236

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You be glad you dropped it before you did something else :whistle:
Don´t live life faster then your guardian angel can fly
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Dr Dave wrote:

Skunkoil wrote: That's funny, Smokepiper!
I was thinking about him all evening too. He's 10 and "in looove"? When I was his age I didn't pay any attention to girls at all unless they were better than me at boy stuff. (Plus they have cooties you know).

Misfit Gina Bandit was giving him advise to go for it and the next thing you know he was gone. Imagining him clicking off the game and firing off a quick call to his "looove". :)

You should not make the first move, second move, or any subsequent thing that can be construed as a move.

:cheer: That's some good advise there.


Or imagin him being a fed looking for potential pedifiles.... You never know any more and I for one would support that effort.
Really, who else would come on here looking for dates from a bunch of 10yo's


The story on face value is kind of funny. Loved your reply Smokepiper. Boy troubles started here at 13. ugh.

Why on earth would you be asking advice from people on a multiplayer flight simulator is beyond me but I'm not exactly 10 and not a fed. I'm with you on this one Doc. World Wide Weirdos.com Speaking as a father of 2 girls. Where we have recently suspended all online privileges because of strange and crude behavior I witnessed in a game that my youngest plays. Well used to play. We wont be on that site any more in my house and probably won't be on the computer for some time. Sad but true. I have no time for that type of thing. Lucky It was the internet and there is no way for me to get him/her/it.

Good post on the subject Manny. We all need to police this kind of stuff. No matter how innocent it seems. There should be no tolerance for it. Instant permaban or mute. Instant report to a MOD or blacklist.
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Dating advice 12 years 5 months ago #90268

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Well, I just posted samsam2231 on the Blacklist. He may have had his lips zipped but hes still behaving like a babe.

Hot tip Sam; girls HATE dogfight teamkillers. Its right up there with living at home having no job or car. (Hmmm I guess thats pretty standard for ten years old, but sheeeeeesh.)
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Dating advice 12 years 5 months ago #90293

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Flyingmuck wrote: !! :huh: what happens after midnigh
t if the bathroom doors off its hinges....I need to know this :huh:


Man I miss all the good stuff working in the middle of the day. I'm still at work.

I took care of it muck, I took the bearings out of the smell sucker fan in the ceiling. Now Mrs dent can drop bombs and be truthful when she blames it on the fan. That fan sure does make some good plunking sounds without the bearings in.
The bearings will go when it is figured out that the bathroom door must be closed during private time. In the mean time the bearings are nailed to the wall. Heh heh.

And yes I'm joking about the fan.
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Dating advice 12 years 5 months ago #90355

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Oh boy! Man they're starting off young these days.

been Noushed lately?
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Dating advice 12 years 5 months ago #90356

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I too have two girls. Thankfully I have yet to deal with my girls meeting Mr. Internet. I'm heartened to know that there are decent eyes looking at some parts of the net for those time when mine may be looking elsewhere. Thanks mods for looking out for this cute little community.

On another note, I had to quit a game earlier, because my feet were asleep. Papa needs a new cushion for his throne.
Up there the world is divided into bastards and suckers. Make your choice.

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Dating advice 12 years 5 months ago #90500

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Captain Noushbag wrote:



Oh boy! Man they're starting off young these days.

That pic should say "Guns don't kill people, dads that own guns AND have pretty daughters kill people.
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Dating advice 12 years 5 months ago #90531

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Guys check this. Bumber Dumber

You can play any time anywhere you ever wish! :silly:



Yeah. I'm going to keep my scattergun loaded until my daughters are married to decent family...
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Sorry for spamming... Just remembered this.

Warning: bad language


Guns don't kill people...

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Dating advice 12 years 5 months ago #90594

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Freaking hell
I wanted ACTUAL dating advice!!! :woohoo:
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Dating advice 12 years 5 months ago #90667

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Somebody said they had kids, so i ask if it a girl. Then i say I have no girlfriend.





Dogfight makes you single :woohoo:

I have no girlfriend so send me a message if you interested .... Lol just kidding
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Dating advice 12 years 5 months ago #90669

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onsekone wrote: Sorry for spamming... Just remembered this.

Warning: bad language



Guns don't kill people...


Anyone else see the resemblance to jack burton?





Fuck this place. Second rate hack playing in a yard that's too big for him.
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Dating advice 12 years 5 months ago #90672

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From 10 year olds to Canadian rap. What has this world come to?

Still not surprised Dixie. Not sure anyone wants to see your south rise again. :)
Up there the world is divided into bastards and suckers. Make your choice.

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Dating advice 12 years 5 months ago #90742

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General lee CSA wrote: Freaking hell
I wanted ACTUAL dating advice!!! :woohoo:



General... Remember this when you go out there.



Sorry General but most of guys seem to think more about locking themselfs in bathroom to play dogfight than dating.

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onsekone wrote:

General lee CSA wrote: Freaking hell
I wanted ACTUAL dating advice!!! :woohoo:



General... Remember this when you go out there.



Sorry General but most of guys seem to think more about locking themselfs in bathroom to play dogfight than dating.

whats wrong with locking oneself in the bathroom to play dogfight?

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Dating advice 12 years 5 months ago #90782

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My advice...

It costs less to stay single...

Think more about paying taxes. :woohoo:
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Dating advice 12 years 5 months ago #91021

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What has this world come to...Next thing happening will be disco coming back and planes that fly in space and lasers.Oops.I forgot we already have lasers but nevermind.Heres some advice for samsam.GET OFF ASKING PEOPLE FOR RANDOM ADVICE AND TEAMKILLING.I hope he enjoys his mute.Maybe we should also steal his ammo...Then he won't teamkill.
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