so one of my friends who'se a senior in HS just called me from the office earlier cuz he needed a ride home n his mom wasnt pickin up phone. His shorts apparently got ripped from the back while he was horsing around during lunchtime

truly embarassing lol. I just told him ur gonna remember this for the rest of your life



what

was


what


your most embarassing moment

finding out the tag on my panties goes in the back after all these years...

Alright so we're playing dodge ball and I have all the soft balls on my side and I'm the only one left on my team, I mange to get three of the five player of opposition, then wack!!!.
I'm like where the fudge did that come from......

well when i was younger alot younger i use to be around horses.this little shetland pony kicked me straight in my nuts now that wasnt the embarassing thing about it with the pain and not being able to control my bladder at that time i pissed my pants.
all my friends where around me and the girl of my dreams she finished with me very soon after the kicking pissing incident.
i was only eight at the time ok no i wasnt i was eigtheen na not really i was eight.
all my streetcred went down the toilet

I never have embarrassing moments. Nearly everything I do, every movement I make is intentional. However, if I do happen upon a situation that could result in embarrassment -- I roll with the punches and play it off with humor or that it was indeed on purpose.

Alas, these rules didn't apply when I came out of sedation shortly after having my wisdom teeth extracted. The place I went to has a dental assistant who is well known among that city's dental community as being the most gorgeous assistant anyone has ever met. And I agreed. Hence why I apparently constantly flirted with her and remarked about her good looks once I woke up.

At the follow up appointment, she said "You're such a gentleman. It seems the only way to break your personal creed is with sedatives!"

She then told me in more detail to what I said. I admit, I turned a bit red inside.

Here goes............................. No, I can't do this, but I must!



Never again...............

The most embarassing game moment for me was about a month ago. I had been frustrated by my total inability to fly all day and had just entered a bomb the carrier game. There were a lot of great aces so I knew I was gonna be in for a scrap. Amazing enough I was able to get through a Death Star gauntlet of reds and my plane was peppered pretty good. In all the twisting and turning and yanking and banking I got all disoriented and had to figure out where the red carrier was. There was one of the biggest furballs of the afternoon! Somehow I managed to evade any more reds getting a good pop at me and I bombed the carrier, but finally got brought down near the carrier. Luck me, I was able to get in a tank and get another round in but I didn't see that my bomb or tank round was listed, and the green damage percent marker above the carrier had stayed exactly the same. It was the straw that broke the camel's back, and I let loose with a long rant about how the glitches sucked, the game sucked, the red team sucked, etc. I was hot!

Finally, one of my cooler headed teammates stated the obvious to everyone but me. He said "Dude, you bombed your own carrier....."

You coulda heard the crickets...Then just about everyone crashed from laughing at me so hard.

Big Tex wrote: The most embarassing game moment for me was about a month ago. I had been frustrated by my total inability to fly all day and had just entered a bomb the carrier game. There were a lot of great aces so I knew I was gonna be in for a scrap. Amazing enough I was able to get through a Death Star gauntlet of reds and my plane was peppered pretty good. In all the twisting and turning and yanking and banking I got all disoriented and had to figure out where the red carrier was. There was one of the biggest furballs of the afternoon! Somehow I managed to evade any more reds getting a good pop at me and I bombed the carrier, but finally got brought down near the carrier. Luck me, I was able to get in a tank and get another round in but I didn't see that my bomb or tank round was listed, and the green damage percent marker above the carrier had stayed exactly the same. It was the straw that broke the camel's back, and I let loose with a long rant about how the glitches sucked, the game sucked, the red team sucked, etc. I was hot!

Finally, one of my cooler headed teammates stated the obvious to everyone but me. He said "Dude, you bombed your own carrier....."

You coulda heard the crickets...Then just about everyone crashed from laughing at me so hard.

wow

happens to everyone

not really



I wish we could record the game video

I would have paid an arm n leg for that one tex

Mine was tonight at baseball:
The pitcher is going from the windup. I'm on first. Runners at the corners. Instinctively I think He's in the windup. Time to steal as soon as he starts his motion I break for second. When I arrive, I stand there for a second. And then...
BOOM!
I realize the bases were not runners at the corners, but that we're LOADED. I sprint back for first and I'm somehow safe.
But the guy on third ended up getting out. (after hearing what really happened, I know it wasn't my fault he got out. But he says it was all me anyway.
Fall ball.

Few years back when my daughter was about 3 years old and still wearing pull ups, i brought her to the mall play area just to have a good time but ended up to be an embarassing moment. The first time we got there, i was already feeling an easy because it seems like i was the only daddy. It was mostly mamas with their kids and we ended up sitting right next to this young mama i would say. Later on i was smelling something so i whispered at my daughter to ask her if she poop so that way nobody will hears it but she looks at me with an innocent smile on her face and said...No daddy! i just farted! its okay i made it soft!..I was speechless for a moment and the girl sitting right next to us busted out laughing and said, that's that what little kids does.

Jajajajaa

ive got too many to count

So many...
NEVER ask a woman when the baby is due...
If she's not pregnant...you'll soon know.

About eight years ago a had surgery to repair a hernia. In the recovery room I was laying ther for a few hours waiting for my spinal to wear off. out of impatiance I decided that I could fake my way out of there (you have to walk and go to the bathroom to be released). So I go to stand up thinking that my legs had thawed enough, get all of the way up and start to collapse. My then Girlfriend (of very small stature) caught me as my bladder proceeded to empty on her feet. She threw me back on the bed and proceeded to tell me how much of a fool I am etc. Looking back, it is more funny than embarassing but at the time....

I think the most embarrassing moment of mine is... hmm.

Oh!

It was at a Cross Country race last year. I pushed myself really hard because I wanted to get in the top ten of the juniors, which would earn me a spot in varsity. I crossed the finish line, and that's all I remembered because I blacked out. Next thing I know, I'm on a stretcher with the entire league looking at me.

So embarrassing!

I was six

and my older cousin was getting merried

this was during a hot part of the year

so when I went shopping to pick out what I was gonna wear I picked out this shorts n shirt thing that were really cool n airy

I tried em on and liked em.

the day of the wedding came and their were hundreds of people and relatives of my relatives and god knows who seemed like the whole world was their

well the wedding was alotta fun and towards the end of the day in the evening, a group of older females maybe in their twenties were standing around in the patio area giggling

one of them called me over

then they quietly said to me

hey you know what

exact words were

"we can see all your stuff"

then they busted out laughing

then I remembered the guy at the shop where I bought it from and his words to me

"remember to wear your undergarments with these shorts"

I couldn't help laughing

That was hilarious kptn, and here I was thinking mine was embarrassing..

Hm.....this was a few weeks ago but...

Lol I cant even say it...

£oser wrote: Hm.....this was a few weeks ago but...

Lol I cant even say it...

It can't be worse than kptn's

Plus, we won't think any less of you! We may rofl, but, it's all in good spirit

Ok..

So we had our first highschool dance yknow....I went to the punch bowl and someone knocked he punch out of my hand onto the principal (>:3) and he yelled and looked at me....so I said "Uhhh accident yknow Mr.Anderson." and apparently he took me into the hallway so I could apologize...and someone...bumped him...into......urgg...my lips.......I screamed mentally. And that happened when we were going to the hallway.......urghh. Everyone saw.

£oser wrote: Ok..

So we had our first highschool dance yknow....I went to the punch bowl and someone knocked he punch out of my hand onto the principal (>:3) and he yelled and looked at me....so I said "Uhhh accident yknow Mr.Anderson." and apparently he took me into the hallway so I could apologize...and someone...bumped him...into......urgg...my lips.......I screamed mentally. And that happened when we were going to the hallway.......urghh. Everyone saw.

That's nothing

£oser wrote: Ok..

.....So.I went to the punch bowl and someone knocked he punch out of my hand onto the principal (>:3).....

You had me laughing

Ok,if I wasn't monitoring what I was about to say, I used to call teachers "mom" or "dad", luckily, I've broken that habit.

Luna6 wrote: I think the most embarrassing moment of mine is... hmm.

Oh!

It was at a Cross Country race last year. I pushed myself really hard because I wanted to get in the top ten of the juniors, which would earn me a spot in varsity. I crossed the finish line, and that's all I remembered because I blacked out. Next thing I know, I'm on a stretcher with the entire league looking at me.

So embarrassing!

how is that embarrassing?

another one

cuz I cant go a moment without them happening to me

I was in 11th grade

in one of my classes the teacher asked me to get some computer paper down from a top cupboard

now let me explain to you

this was my fav class at the time cuz I had a crush on this cute girl

so I walked over the cabinet, chest out, stomache in, flexing as much as I could


reached up, grabbed the stack of paper, quickly turned around and I hit something with my elbow
I also heard a girl scream OUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I turned around n I saw the girl I had a crush on standing behind me and she looked shockeddddddddddddd n she was holding her chest area

when I was turning around, I had elbowed her real hard on her chest



I have no idea what she was doing standing behind me

My lips have a mind of their own. I've got plenty.

I was walking home from school (MANY years ago) and caught the eye of a hottie.. we kept looking at each other and walking.. She had blonde hair, blue eyes, and a nice figure.. then BOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM ... I hit my face on a street sign pole.

At first I was all ... then I was like... WHen I got home I was like

I did that today, except without the hot girl...

isaactheman wrote:

Luna6 wrote: I think the most embarrassing moment of mine is... hmm.

Oh!

It was at a Cross Country race last year. I pushed myself really hard because I wanted to get in the top ten of the juniors, which would earn me a spot in varsity. I crossed the finish line, and that's all I remembered because I blacked out. Next thing I know, I'm on a stretcher with the entire league looking at me.

So embarrassing!

how is that embarrassing?

I passed out at the finish line. Have you ever collapsed in front of a big group of people? Not exactly glorifying

Lolz, but some of these are funny.