I went to this party that had a jungle theme and i was yhr only was dressed like " george" everyone else was wearing pants and tees. I was sticking out like a sore thumb.

Which was weird and embarassing.

Big Tex wrote: The most embarassing game moment for me was about a month ago. I had been frustrated by my total inability to fly all day and had just entered a bomb the carrier game. There were a lot of great aces so I knew I was gonna be in for a scrap. Amazing enough I was able to get through a Death Star gauntlet of reds and my plane was peppered pretty good. In all the twisting and turning and yanking and banking I got all disoriented and had to figure out where the red carrier was. There was one of the biggest furballs of the afternoon! Somehow I managed to evade any more reds getting a good pop at me and I bombed the carrier, but finally got brought down near the carrier. Luck me, I was able to get in a tank and get another round in but I didn't see that my bomb or tank round was listed, and the green damage percent marker above the carrier had stayed exactly the same. It was the straw that broke the camel's back, and I let loose with a long rant about how the glitches sucked, the game sucked, the red team sucked, etc. I was hot!

Finally, one of my cooler headed teammates stated the obvious to everyone but me. He said "Dude, you bombed your own carrier....."

You coulda heard the crickets...Then just about everyone crashed from laughing at me so hard.

Finally you tell this story! I was waiting for you to post it in the MOM thread! I laughed so hard when you started to complain about the game and your bombs not reporting. I was turning with you in the middle of the carriers and you kept turning out towards your own carrier. This messed me up so much because it was totally unexpected. I would reengage you, get into a turning battle again and then you would turn out towards your carrier. I was so confused until you complained. We all have these moments but this was one of my highlights of DF.

Kptn Singh wrote: another one

cuz I cant go a moment without them happening to me

I was in 11th grade

in one of my classes the teacher asked me to get some computer paper down from a top cupboard

now let me explain to you

this was my fav class at the time cuz I had a crush on this cute girl

so I walked over the cabinet, chest out, stomache in, flexing as much as I could


reached up, grabbed the stack of paper, quickly turned around and I hit something with my elbow
I also heard a girl scream OUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I turned around n I saw the girl I had a crush on standing behind me and she looked shockeddddddddddddd n she was holding her chest area

when I was turning around, I had elbowed her real hard on her chest



I have no idea what she was doing standing behind me

Finish her!!!
lol

[e]Sputnik wrote:

Kptn Singh wrote: another one

cuz I cant go a moment without them happening to me

I was in 11th grade

in one of my classes the teacher asked me to get some computer paper down from a top cupboard

now let me explain to you

this was my fav class at the time cuz I had a crush on this cute girl

so I walked over the cabinet, chest out, stomache in, flexing as much as I could


reached up, grabbed the stack of paper, quickly turned around and I hit something with my elbow
I also heard a girl scream OUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I turned around n I saw the girl I had a crush on standing behind me and she looked shockeddddddddddddd n she was holding her chest area

when I was turning around, I had elbowed her real hard on her chest



I have no idea what she was doing standing behind me

Finish her!!!
lol

pictured, my classroom from 11th grade

Well my most embarrassing moment was when i was in the 5th grade.
It was in the middle of november i remember and we came back from lunch to math class and when we got there the girl next to me said she was hot. So i saw she was wearing a big jacket. So i said then why don't you take your jacket off. Well it turns out she was not physically hot or warm but she was saying that she thought of her self hot. So the fact of me saying then why don't you take your jacket made every one think i wanted to see something and they were laughing there heads off and calling me a pervert. It sucked.

bomer1 wrote: I went to this party that had a jungle theme and i was yhr only was dressed like " george" everyone else was wearing pants and tees. I was sticking out like a sore thumb.

Which was weird and embarassing.

Haha, same thing happened this week to me. It was Spirit week at school, and monday was uniform day. We were all supposed to wear our uniforms, and I was the only one who wore anything. Embarassing.

my coworker at work today was trying to talk to me about something when my work phone started ringing
now we are all friends here so we use slang but not in front of people.

thing is in addition to the call on the phone, I also gotta call from nature as well
I told my friend 'hold on, I gotta take a dump'

unfortunately I soon realized I had said that sentence into the phone speaker as well. lol
imagine calling up a business and the guy at the other end says 'hold on, I gotta take a dump"

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umm lol

Kptn Singh wrote:

my coworker at work today was trying to talk to me about something when my work phone started ringing
now we are all friends here so we use slang but not in front of people.

thing is in addition to the call on the phone, I also gotta call from nature as well
I told my friend 'hold on, I gotta take a dump'

unfortunately I soon realized I had said that sentence into the phone speaker as well. lol
imagine calling up a business and the guy at the other end says 'hold on, I gotta take a dump"

lol

What do you do, Kap?

Kptn Singh wrote:

my coworker at work today was trying to talk to me about something when my work phone started ringing
now we are all friends here so we use slang but not in front of people.

thing is in addition to the call on the phone, I also gotta call from nature as well
I told my friend 'hold on, I gotta take a dump'

unfortunately I soon realized I had said that sentence into the phone speaker as well. lol
imagine calling up a business and the guy at the other end says 'hold on, I gotta take a dump"

Im sort of like slendy.I make every move vital.One time my dog sort of jumped on me and pushed me down the freakin steps.Nobody was around and it didnt hurt because they are carpeted and short but my guinea pig saw.

Allied wrote: Im sort of like slendy.I make every move vital.One time my dog sort of jumped on me and pushed me down the freakin steps.Nobody was around and it didnt hurt because they are carpeted and short but my guinea pig saw.

is that the best you can do

think hard

dont hold back



I still have about 3-400 more of these stories to go

Well i remember now!When i was in 4th grade we wnt hiking.There were edges that were slippery with a large bank at a creek about five feet below.I was running and trying to catch up but i tripped over a branch and fell down the edge but i landed on my feet and it didnt hurt much at all.There was a beaver below though.It just stared at me then slapped my foot with its tail.I had to yell stupid beaver to get somebody to push some rocks down and i stacked them carefully and got back up.As soon as i got up they fell.Nobody laughed but 1 person.The rest were like how did that freakin happen!!??