Larry G.{W.P***} wrote: Stopped by today to say hi but that Toad you got that answers the door sometimes said you had gone off to burn a witch or something. To be honest I never could quite understand Toads, that accent of theirs is a weird one. No matter like the flag waving effect you've given the crest and if she's to burn right don't use the dunking stool as much during the trial, tends to make them a bit soggy.
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Larry,
That Toad is an Work Release/Apprentice from the land of Gorham, somewhere near the Galapagos Islands. Seems he was a Prince of sorts, who was caught fondling farm animals after the fall of darkness. His punishment was handed to him by the local Warlock for messing with the balance of nature, or some nonsense. Anyway, excuse his accent, and if you're so inclined, bring him some bug scrapings from your windshield. He'll perk right up with a sweeter demeanor.
Indeed, I was assisting that same Warlock with some Domestic issues of his own. Seems his Witch was the one who put the spell on the Prince after she caught him in the barn violating her livestock. Anyway, I usually don't get involved in Warlock politics, but he asked be to rehabilitate her with some Wizard Justice. The Dunking stool seems to work well, but only because I use Vinegar and Salt with her after a good cat-o-nine-tail flogging. I don't like to burn Witches! The stench is unbearable. The Toad has taken a liking to me because of it. He's not much of a house keeper, but he's a whiz at keeping my Lair bug free, all while serving as my doorman. Makes sense, I guess.
Glad you like the flag. Feel free to borrow it anytime.
Myrlin