I am looking for the page that has the WIGBOMB: ORIGINAL RULES FOR M.O.M.. I am having a stroke watching all those blue banners scroll past my eyes looking. I may even have an epileptic fit soon.

Does anyone know the page off hand. I know the rules are on the Main page, but I need to look at the original thread when Wig posted them..

Thanks..

With my tablet I can either turn the sensitivity down and have a nice stable shooting platform for straight on shooting or I can turn the sensitivity to max for chasing and dogfighting. For me I prefer to be quick and hard to hit and agile in a dogfight so I go with max sensitivity and live with the fact that it isn't ideal for straight on shooting. When I played with a smartphone at max sensitivity it was perfect for both straight on shooting and chasing which leads me to believe that tablets are harder to optimize in the game than phones.

legendofkane wrote: Thanks NAZIS..nothin wrong with your english and i appreciate what you said.i use a samsung infuse..max settings..planes on both sides vanished..i thought..did i go bezerker and kill em all..i must have..im THAT good...yeah...lag was killin my street cred and thats just plain murder..plus glen......jack(?) was movin like a ufo..moves like that would liquidfy a pilot.glen said he hit me 10 times and i believe it.i think the pads give you a bettrr sight but can be unruly..especially if it goes flying outta your hands!.

Lol...thanks kane...was a pleasure flying with you, take care of yourself.....
Oh, i use a droid x2.....

oedius wrote: SheiBe Kopf, did turning off graphics help? If so, I may try same for my my Droid phone. It gets so frustrating sometimes with lag that I get tempted to throw it across the room!

I don't know for sure oed.. I just now turned the Plane Detail off, so now I have all the options off except SOUND: Guns (people screaming), my wife yelling at me to stop playing this game , Have not found that control option yet!!.. She still will not address me as Imperial Ruler either. I don't see the problem..

Another thing that seems to be happening is that the closer I get to a plane to shoot at, the more that plane jumps back and forth.

I guess turn things off and see what happens..??

SheiBe Kopf wrote: I am looking for the page that has the WIGBOMB: ORIGINAL RULES FOR M.O.M.. I am having a stroke watching all those blue banners scroll past my eyes looking. I may even have an epileptic fit soon.

Does anyone know the page off hand. I know the rules are on the Main page, but I need to look at the original thread when Wig posted them..

Thanks..

Weird but I just scrolled through from page 1 and the first time I saw the rules was in a post by you kopf toward the bottom of page 12. Unless I missed wig's original before that.

Hi Oedius,

I find game play really variable on my tablet. Sometimes the game moves lighting fast and other times it is glitchy and slow. If it is too fast I add graphic elements if it is slow I turn everything off so yes that can work. If you are running slow turn off the graphics.

bopes wrote:

SheiBe Kopf wrote: I am looking for the page that has the WIGBOMB: ORIGINAL RULES FOR M.O.M.. I am having a stroke watching all those blue banners scroll past my eyes looking. I may even have an epileptic fit soon.

Does anyone know the page off hand. I know the rules are on the Main page, but I need to look at the original thread when Wig posted them..

Thanks..

Weird but I just scrolled through from page 1 and the first time I saw the rules was in a post by you kopf toward the bottom of page 13. Unless I missed wig's original before that.

Thanks bopes, but I am looking for the first thread when Wig posted them for the first time. It will be a post by Wigbomb and not on one of the Official MOM pages that I post once in awhile.. I don't know why I can not see or find it? It's not easy scrolling through those blue banners...

Try going to his profile and look under posts. Maybe you'll find it that way. He's got 7 pages of them.

Ok there must be a Bermuda triangle of original rules somewhere between p. 11 and 12. I just checked again and no dice. There are posts by wig and others starting on page 11 discussing the rules and such but no actual original rules are found. The first time they do appear is on p. 12 but in ScheiBe's post, not wig's.

bopes wrote: Ok there must be a Bermuda triangle of original rules somewhere between p. 11 and 12. I just checked again and no dice. There are posts by wig and others starting on page 11 discussing the rules and such but no actual original rules are found. The first time they do appear is on p. 12 but in ScheiBe's post, not wig's.

I know what you mean.. I did what Paul said and found that it was posted August 8th at 00:29.. But I can not find it and the search will only let you read a portion of the original post, not all.. I will just have Wig PM it to me or make up stuff like we do so well..

Maybe when I did the Cut and Paste thingy it removed the original??

Thanks to all and just forget about helping for now. Unless you are really ,really, extreamly bored and want to ruin your tired old eyes even more..

. Wigbomb wrote: MOMifesto

We, the members of M.O.M., The Mean Old Men, dedicate ourselves to the following principles:

We don’t know what principles are, strictly speaking, so none of these are likely to be one.

We take everything about MOM really, really seriously. There is no humor in MOM.

Intolerance will not be tolerated. No player, person or pixel is too white, too black, too large, too small, too male, female, advanced or insignificant to be shot. All MOM’s children are equal, and all are equally dead in the eyes of MOM.

MOM membership age restrictions must always be observed and enforced. Therefore, any player found to be of any age will be summarily killed.

If you speak to other players with disrespect, rudeness, cruelty or hatred MOM will hunt you down and destroy you. And laugh without saying LOL. It’s a sardonic laugh, not a funny laugh. Remember, no humor.

There are no such words as LOL, ROFLMAO, prolly, cya, thx or sry. Use them and you will be killed by MOM. Unless you are in MOM. Then you can say whatever you please.

MOM decrees that all twelve year olds must die.

MOM decrees that all fourteen year olds must die.

MOM decrees that all sixteen year olds…you get the idea.

Get the hell off our lawn.

All those who observe the MOM squad tag in combat and who do not, themselves, bear the MOM squad tag, must immediately autodestroy. Any member of MOM who observes a non-member of MOM not autodestroying after observing a member of MOM may manually destroy that non-MOM member, and will. There are no exceptions.

MOM does not maintain an independent web site because MOM does not care enough. And nobody in MOM would visit the site because all MOM members are much too mean.
Web sites are for the young. Killing the young without needing a web site is for MOM.

Cake tastes good.

MOM Squadron members acknowledge their brotherhood in the skies and pledge themselves to uphold the principle that MOM does not suck but you, if you are not MOM, do.

Religious zealotry will not be countenanced within the ranks of MOM. If you are a Muslim MOM will throw a Christian at you and kill you. If you are a Jew MOM will throw a Hindu at you and kill you. Within individual religions MOM will beat a Protestant to death using a Catholic as a club. We accept all faiths, philosophies, lifestyles, preferences, and kill them. Buddhists get a pass on this one because they’re nice.

In summary; MOM patrols the skies of Dogfight, the tiny game with the great big list of squadrons that so far don’t do anything, killing everything hateful, mean, insensitive, unkind, disrespectful or alive. And particularly young alive things. MOM hates those the most. Young things make MOM feel mean.

We, the pilots of MOM, fight for Truth, Justice, and the Mean Old Way. Now, seriously, get the hell off our lawn. Don’t make MOM tell you twice.

Alright, ingrate, stop reading this rubbish and go tell your MOM you love her.

is this what you guys are looking for? If so its on page 9

No Mak.. I've got that just fine.. Thanks anyway.. Its the official rules I'm looking for, It's ok, I think it's gone..

I feel compelled to say a few words about the behaviour of your members!!!!! Firstly wigbomb - what a great pilot to fly with.
Secondly mean old devil - aww hell jyst copy and paste the comment about wigbomb.

Thankyou
that is all.

Makaela wrote:

. Wigbomb wrote: MOMifesto

We, the members of M.O.M., The Mean Old Men, dedicate ourselves to the following principles:

We don’t know what principles are, strictly speaking, so none of these are likely to be one.

We take everything about MOM really, really seriously. There is no humor in MOM.

Intolerance will not be tolerated. No player, person or pixel is too white, too black, too large, too small, too male, female, advanced or insignificant to be shot. All MOM’s children are equal, and all are equally dead in the eyes of MOM.

MOM membership age restrictions must always be observed and enforced. Therefore, any player found to be of any age will be summarily killed.

If you speak to other players with disrespect, rudeness, cruelty or hatred MOM will hunt you down and destroy you. And laugh without saying LOL. It’s a sardonic laugh, not a funny laugh. Remember, no humor.

There are no such words as LOL, ROFLMAO, prolly, cya, thx or sry. Use them and you will be killed by MOM. Unless you are in MOM. Then you can say whatever you please.

MOM decrees that all twelve year olds must die.

MOM decrees that all fourteen year olds must die.

MOM decrees that all sixteen year olds…you get the idea.

Get the hell off our lawn.

All those who observe the MOM squad tag in combat and who do not, themselves, bear the MOM squad tag, must immediately autodestroy. Any member of MOM who observes a non-member of MOM not autodestroying after observing a member of MOM may manually destroy that non-MOM member, and will. There are no exceptions.

MOM does not maintain an independent web site because MOM does not care enough. And nobody in MOM would visit the site because all MOM members are much too mean.
Web sites are for the young. Killing the young without needing a web site is for MOM.

Cake tastes good.

MOM Squadron members acknowledge their brotherhood in the skies and pledge themselves to uphold the principle that MOM does not suck but you, if you are not MOM, do.

Religious zealotry will not be countenanced within the ranks of MOM. If you are a Muslim MOM will throw a Christian at you and kill you. If you are a Jew MOM will throw a Hindu at you and kill you. Within individual religions MOM will beat a Protestant to death using a Catholic as a club. We accept all faiths, philosophies, lifestyles, preferences, and kill them. Buddhists get a pass on this one because they’re nice.

In summary; MOM patrols the skies of Dogfight, the tiny game with the great big list of squadrons that so far don’t do anything, killing everything hateful, mean, insensitive, unkind, disrespectful or alive. And particularly young alive things. MOM hates those the most. Young things make MOM feel mean.

We, the pilots of MOM, fight for Truth, Justice, and the Mean Old Way. Now, seriously, get the hell off our lawn. Don’t make MOM tell you twice.

Alright, ingrate, stop reading this rubbish and go tell your MOM you love her.

is this what you guys are looking for? If so its on page 9

Note: it says nothing about 15 or 13 year olds

SheiBe Kopf wrote: No Mak.. I've got that just fine.. Thanks anyway.. Its the official rules I'm looking for, It's ok, I think it's gone..

aw ok, arnt the official rules on the first post? Ah nevermind that is by you not wig

Thanks Mad, ur the best......mod...

I noticed that you said in your book of rules " dont make mom tell you twice" about getting off the lawn....shouldnt it be three times? You mentioned it twice in the rules

We have rules?

I thought we just make stuff up as we go.....

SheiBe Kopf wrote:

oedius wrote: SheiBe Kopf, did turning off graphics help? If so, I may try same for my my Droid phone. It gets so frustrating sometimes with lag that I get tempted to throw it across the room!

I don't know for sure oed.. I just now turned the Plane Detail off, so now I have all the options off except SOUND: Guns (people screaming), my wife yelling at me to stop playing this game , Have not found that control option yet!!.. She still will not address me as Imperial Ruler either. I don't see the problem..

Another thing that seems to be happening is that the closer I get to a plane to shoot at, the more that plane jumps back and forth.

I guess turn things off and see what happens..??

lol I get same thing from my wife

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: We have rules?

I thought we just make stuff up as we go.....

Yes Paul, the Rule is: That we just make things up.. That may be Rule 6 " Rule to be named later" If we find a Rule that we all Rule as a Rule, we can all Rule if we need a Rule that could Rule us to Rule further, Then finding that Rule to sufficiently Rule such Squad Members would be Rule enough in itself. Easy Smeasy.. Wig has it all Ruled out.. Now you understand how this Squad works so efficiently..??

Thank you for the clarification.

Just 1 more thing, are these Rules American or metric?

For those that don't get it....ruler.

The rules are Martian

FOUGHT MAVRK TODAY,,HE KILLED ME LIKE 12 TIMES AND I HIT HIS WING TWICE...UMM..I'D CALL THAT A DRAW RITE?..AND FLEW GAINST DENTINHEAD,GOOD FLYER TOO..ITS WAT I LIKE BOUT MoM,YOU GUYS KNOW ITS A GAME AND KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN. SOME ENEMIES (players) are cool too..i smile everytime i go up,i get tired a lil faster now but thats to be expected.Glad you guys let me in,makes me wish i had a family of my own,,not just sibs.crap..this is gettin sappy,see ya tomorrow.

Catching up:

Madtothebone1 aka [111th]Mad, thanks for your generous remarks. You're one of the nicest players I've met in-game and even on the opposing team (from which you blow the wig off me regularly) I'm always pleased to be playing with you. The Falcons are fortunate to have you, consider M.O.M your squad away from squad.

General Jackson: if the numbers lined up on the "don't make MOM tell you twice" thing that would make sense. Sense has no place in M.O.M.

Makaela: the one thing this squadron needs (okay, one of the MANY things) is the female perspective. Why don't you just haul off and join M.O.M fercrissakes? Whaddya want, an engraved invitation? You KNOW you should be a MOM!

Kev/Kane: Mavryk is a beast, congratulations on those wing hits! That's more than most of us who've squared off with him can say!

MOM TURNS FIFTY! I'm proud to announce the addition of our fiftieth member, assuming my math skills aren't as atrocious as I know they are. A short while ago, in-game, Quiet agreed to join M.O.M. He'd already been submitted a while back and strongly approved so I couldn't be more pleased that he got off the fence tonight! 33 years old, a great player and a truly decent, pleasant guy. Our policy of Quality not Quantity, as I think SheiBe might've already suggested, may need to be revised to Quality AND Quantity! Welcome to M.O.M, Quiet!

Wigbomb, thanks but I think you forgot I'm 16, it would be a honor to fly with mom though. but I also don't plan on joining any squad anytime soon and if/when I do I plan on joining enigma if I'm still welcome at that time. As for the female perspective there is something I've been wanting to say, you guys don't have to change your name for girls who want to join I'm sure they won't care and its really not a big deal, I saw you guys were thinking of a bunch of different ways you could change M.O.M, you really don't have to. Also to everyone that worries about saying "he/she" when they are talking about someone they don't know, you don't have to do that, its annoying to have to type she I know, don't worry you won't offend us 5 girls if you say he lol you also won't offend us for saying "hey guys" its just a saying if a girl gets mad tell them to shut up and to go make you a sandwitch.

Awesome! One of these days I want to sketch out a back-of-the-napkin "bracket" of a hypothetical squad tourney. 50 is a nice round number for that. Figuring a 5-man squad per match, MOM would field 10 teams going in . . . But that's pushing the limit of my math skills.

Welcome Quiet!

Makaela, what wig said.

Wig, was just busting you earlier about showing up late (but it is in the rules that we lost the original of:)

Makaela, we allow for sixteen year olds in the squadron but wouldn't interfere with your enigma ambitions. Just know that you're a favorite of the old doods regardless of which squadron you choose, if any.

Bopester, of course I knew you were kidding! I was in a mad chase (possibly with Mad?) and couldn't reply. But I'd already resigned myself to being docked a half day's wages for rolling into the mission so late. S'what I get for dawdling here when I should be learning how to play this flippin' game!

. Wigbomb wrote: Makaela, we allow for sixteen year olds in the squadron but wouldn't interfere with your enigma ambitions. Just know that you're a favorite of the old doods regardless of which squadron you choose, if any.

Bopester, of course I knew you were kidding! I was in a mad chase (possibly with Mad?) and couldn't reply. But I'd already resigned myself to being docked a half day's wages for rolling into the mission so late. S'what I get for dawdling here when I should be learning how to play this flippin' game!

Know what you mean about needing to play more. I have been absent for too long and boy it shows!

So uhh yeah hi all my name is quiet and I am a mean old man so hey figured this would be a good match. requesting addmission to the MOM squad. A few things about me I am about to be a new dad with baby number 2 locked and loaded. Due in about a week so ill probably be scarce for a bit. I have never used forums b4 and probably won't make a huge habbit of it. But I was told that I was wanted here so ill be more than happy to fly the MOM flag while shooting down some red dots. I am a casual player and will probably remain as such. If that is ok with the high ruler of MOM I am down to be a member. See yall in the skies.

I hope you have a good time quiet.