Couple of things guys, #1 we need a way of identifying ourselves to each other that imposters can't use
#2 something has to be done about invisible planes.

I even saw a blobularz the other day no squad tag but a falcon wanted to know why he had dropped his [fr] tag.

Wig apparently, based on your ridonkilous progress through the rankings yesterday -- not that I pay any mind to that stuff I mean after all it's not like I check YOUR ranking every five minutes or anything but I did just HAPPEN to notice awhile back on one of those rarely infrequent occasions when I took a disinterested peek at my OWN rankings I did as I said purely by chance just happen to take note of how abysmally far behind me you were at that time and how seemingly insurmountable was my lead but I digress -- as I started to say Wig apparently yesterday you played the game enough to make Jerry Lewis spin in his grave prematurely with envy that his telethon never went that long.

In any case not that I really CARE about all this crass competiveness but good show old chap [ but IT'LL BE A COLD DAY IN HELL WHEN I LET THAT HAPPEN WIG A COLD DAY!!! DENIED OLD MAN, DENIED!!!! ] and I wish you all the best. In fact in the time i took to write this post while taking a short break from selflessly spending time away from the game on top secret ordinance research for the good of the squad I'm sure you've already surpassed me.

We do need some sort of secret high sign to identify each other in-game. Trouble is, anything we discuss on the thread can be seen and mimicked by any son-of-a-boang who sees it. So we'll have to pass it around via PM. That means those of us who don't use the forum much will be out of the loop.

Is this the same wiggy I played with earlier?! Everything u stated seems soo foreign....lol jk wig

Hey brother I might have an idea I will pm you to see what ya think give me a little bit

Bopes, that's the Wigposter breathing down your neck. I rarely play and when I do I redefine the word damnbutIsuck.

. Wigbomb wrote: We do need some sort of secret high sign to identify each other in-game. Trouble is, anything we discuss on the thread can be seen and mimicked by any son-of-a-boang who sees it. So we'll have to pass it around via PM. That means those of us who don't use the forum much will be out of the loop.

Make it a condition or rule that all members report into the forum at least once a week to check for updates that affect the squad as a whole. The identifier could be a slight change to our names, a fullstop followed by our number in the roster list.

. Wigbomb wrote: Bopes, that's the Wigposter breathing down your neck. I rarely play and when I do I redefine the word damnbutIsuck.

Oh ... Never mind then!

So this . Wiggy! character who clawed his way to two spots behind me yesterday is a fake?

Re secret codes the R&D boys down at the MOM-tagon have worked out a sort of a stop-gap measure until they perfect the in-game texting with ouija boards thing. Oops that was classified. Forget I said that.

Anyway, what they suggest is that we all agree to something like replacing the first letter of any in-game message with the sixth letter on in the alphabet, the second with the seventh, the third with the eighth and so on.

So a message like "Hi MOM" would translate to "Np UXW". Simple, no?

So elegantly simple it's utterly impenetrable, even to us. Perfect, Bopesula. Now even we can't impersonate ourselves. I calls that security with a capital UR.

Oh, uh...that fake . wiggy! guy? He seems like a decent sort to me. Maybe, and I'm just saying maybe (as in incontrovertibly definitely without exception) don't nobody shoot him nor nothin'. He might have a really sweet mom of his own in Florida who'd sell off all his clothes and antiques and junk if he got dead. He probably has some groovy clothes he'd hate to see up on eBay, especially that original punk era biker jacket he...probably, like, maybe...has.

...blatant moaning...in addition to the proliferation of no-names (which are extremely hazardous given my dubious vision... ) I have spent several days getting into to bad end of 6-2, 5-2, 5-1 matchups that, after enough of them, lead me to question the DF gods...have I offended someone up there? moan moan..

See this is what I like about MOM
Everyday there's something new to read and the feeling you get when you read something that can actually help you s just amazing

Jasmine m'dear, it was in fact me and no wonder I sounded out of sorts. As you and I compared notes it was the worst lag I've ever been up against. You and...was it MissHell? Were taking turns blowing me down when all I had on screen was a serene, uninhabited landscape! Flying peacefully along then WHAM! you'd pop into my face with no time to get a shot lined up. I was dead as soon as I left the runway. I even had a dead-center kill shot on your six about half a dozen times...emptied my entire ammo magazine into your lovely arse and NOTHING. You ought to have been in a flaming heap but instead you were suddenly head on in my face. No taking away your skill, you're as good as they come, but...c'Mon...how can you shoot something you can't shoot when you're dead center on its tail and shooting it fifty times?! I knocked you and MissHell down a time or two each but you each crushed me 4-1. So...sorry if I didn't sound like myself. I didn't say anything objectionable, did I? All I recall is commiserating with you about lag and we were equally pissed. We both ended up dropping out in frustration. That's yer serious lag, that is!

...d**n Wig...this moaning stuff is contagious

btschuman wrote: ...blatant moaning...in addition to the proliferation of no-names (which are extremely hazardous given my dubious vision... ) I have spent several days getting into to bad end of 6-2, 5-2, 5-1 matchups that, after enough of them, lead me to question the DF gods...have I offended someone up there? moan moan..

this has been happening to me alot lately as well but i have been loving it the more there are
the more there is to blast.

too true, but its a bear if you actually want to carry out a bomb mission...next to impossible. always have to drop to survive...

btschuman wrote: too true, but its a bear if you actually want to carry out a bomb mission...next to impossible. always have to drop to survive...

yeah that is true,what i normally do if iam on my own is drop bomb straight away and wait for back up some times this can take a long time.
just so the dedabte about flying with bombs or not with bombs this is the only time i will drop
unless i spawn into a shit storm

btschuman wrote: too true, but its a bear if you actually want to carry out a bomb mission...next to impossible. always have to drop to survive...

Yeah, I have been holding onto my bomb pretty much even into the worst "red malestrom". Just too hard headed I suppose. Maybe time to change up a little.

Official Rules and Owner’s Manual for your 2012 MOM LX5000

Um when is the new model coming out?

I just can't get this song out of my head..."I Get A Little Help From My Depends".

Thanks...DENT!

I was recently asked if I was in a scuffle with my fellow MOMs and whether there was a bounty put out on me by y'all. My first thought was "No" as I know we just don't have the funds for something like that, but then the bounty on me would probably be quite low and y'all could afford it from all the cake sales money Sput's been making......

But seriously have I inadvertently pissed one of y'all off?

Big Tex wrote: I was recently asked if I was in a scuffle with my fellow MOMs and whether there was a bounty put out on me by y'all. My first thought was "No" as I know we just don't have the funds for something like that, but then the bounty on me would probably be quite low and y'all could afford it from all the cake sales money Sput's been making......

But seriously have I inadvertently pissed one of y'all off?

not me my brother tex

Big Tex wrote: I was recently asked if I was in a scuffle with my fellow MOMs and whether there was a bounty put out on me by y'all. My first thought was "No" as I know we just don't have the funds for something like that, but then the bounty on me would probably be quite low and y'all could afford it from all the cake sales money Sput's been making......

But seriously have I inadvertently pissed one of y'all off?

Rumor. Just rumor. I'm not pissed at you. I don't recall someone from our squad being pissed at you. And I try to keep up with this thread as much as possible.

Big Tex, I could be wrong but were you suppose to cook some ribs for bopes and coop last weekend? Did you forget? Maybe that's it.

Emperor Wigius,

I bring peace offerings from the land of the triple digit Falcons

Armour for your gladiators to wear when flying



Kptnicus Singhacus

Envoy

Big Tex wrote: I was recently asked if I was in a scuffle with my fellow MOMs and whether there was a bounty put out on me by y'all. My first thought was "No" as I know we just don't have the funds for something like that, but then the bounty on me would probably be quite low and y'all could afford it from all the cake sales money Sput's been making......

But seriously have I inadvertently pissed one of y'all off?

Only that u don't send us BBQ

Kptn Singh wrote: Emperor Wigius,

I bring peace offerings from the land of the triple digit Falcons

Armour for your gladiators to wear when flying

Kptnicus Singhacus

Envoy

In return we will give you back ONE of your prisoners

Big Tex wrote: I was recently asked if I was in a scuffle with my fellow MOMs and whether there was a bounty put out on me by y'all. My first thought was "No" as I know we just don't have the funds for something like that, but then the bounty on me would probably be quite low and y'all could afford it from all the cake sales money Sput's been making......

But seriously have I inadvertently pissed one of y'all off?

HUH!!!!!! I think it was my wife... I told her Big Tex did it.

[e]Sputnik wrote:

Kptn Singh wrote: Emperor Wigius,

I bring peace offerings from the land of the triple digit Falcons

Armour for your gladiators to wear when flying

Kptnicus Singhacus

Envoy

In return we will give you back ONE of your prisoners

its


its

eh eh ender

you savages

unshackle him this instant!!!!!!!!

btw

the Snuggie armour is one size fits all

I figured since cake was a regular part of MOM diet

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: I just can't get this song out of my head..."I Get A Little Help From My Depends".

Thanks...DENT!

DUDE they come in real handy during a good movie....I don't miss a thing....