Welcome to Friedchicken, a squadron all about shooting your own teammates, railing on other squadrons, having fun, and being a family.

We don't have many rules (or many members,) but the ones we do have a easy, fun to keep, and written with the best interest of the players and the game in mind.

Rule 1: No shooting reds. If you want to increase the number of career kills you have, shoot your own teammates in the back. If they try to retaliate, blacklist them.

Rule 2: No dying. If an enemy is approaching your airspace, invert and bomb yourself. Death is shameful, and for the weak.

Rule 3: All members are required to eat watermelon. If you're gonna eat fried chicken, ya gotta do it right.

Rule 4: Never ask someone else to make your squadron thread for you.

Rule 5: Mock the best squadron in the game, and don't deal with the consequences.

Rule 6: No flying upside down, except to complete Rule 2.

Rule 7: No dropping, even over an enemy base or carrier. Droppers are weak, cowardly, and usually hate watermelon. The only time you should press that bomb button should be for Rule 2.

Rule 8: All members must use a broken, garbled Caps-lock in chat. If the enemy is confused, they don't know where you're going to be stupid from.

Rule 9: No astronauts in Friedchicken. Unless you're Sandra Bullock. Then you can be whatever you want.

Rule 10: No logic in Friedchicken.

Rule 11: No Sneaking. Sneakers will be promoted.

Rule 12: No shooting fellow FriedChicken members, unless they're on your team.

Rule 13: No peanut butter.

Rule 14: No pilots whose names start with the letters D, L, 6, B, or M.

Rule 15: I can't think of any more rules.



Our founder:



At 5 O' clock every day, every member of friedchicken must pray to Colonel Sanders. Any member who does not pray to colonel SAnders., is drawn and quartered.



Squadron Air Marshalls:


Squad members:


Squadron Grunts:


To join the squadron, send a request to This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.. Players are eligible to become air Marshalls if they last for more than a week. Air Marshalls are subject to random drug testing at any time. Odds are, we'll never reach enough members to have Group Captains or lieutenants, so it's Air Marshall or Grunt.


Our motto:

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Nice! What makes you any better than him ? LOL

Exactly Becken! Doesn't matter what happened but making an effort to publicly humiliate one via a thread....looks pretty bad...

Ayeeeeeee, Take it easy on the guy. And don't be racist, Kiddo

Mr.[LF]Becken wrote: Nice! What makes you any better than him ? LOL

1) I don't teamkill.
2) I don't tank spawnkill.
3) I don't tank spawnkill teammates.
4) I don't tell squadrons they suck, because one of their pilots has shot me.
5) When I do tell squadrons they suck because I'm butthurt, I deal with being their enemy.
6) I don't bomb my own hangars.
7) I don't imitate other people's jokes.
I don't make "your mom" jokes.
9) I don't get kicked from games.
10) I don't invert and bomb myself, just to avoid dying.
11) I don't park on the runway and let my teammates crash into me repeatedly.

Shall I go on, Becken?

If you're gonna be an a hole to me, I'll deal with you however I want to. Some players, I avoid. Some I take to the whipping post. Fried is one of the latter.

If he's gonna keep whaling on me and M.O.M, we'll multiply by 10 and return the favor.


And as an auxiliary note: I was planning on making a joke squadron thread like this soon anyway. I've long wanted to make a parody of every squadron thread first post ever, and this was a golden opportunity. I thought I did a great job. Very "tongue-in-cheek", to quote horriblebreast's review. "Hilarious", by Cricket. "Spot-on", according to Dr. Curtisshoe. But don't worry Becken. I've become accustomed to taking flak from you regarding my treatment of trolls. Good thing I end up vindicated 100% of the time.

I don't like trolls but im not going to stand around or watch someone be picked on.. try talking to zup and don't make it public which you always do and if you haven't noticed that makes it worse. I don't care what your reasons are and I don't care what your critics think. You can also leave LEGENDS out of your parody/joke nonsense.

Mr.[LF]Becken wrote: I don't like trolls but im not going to stand around or watch someone be picked on.. try talking to zup and don't make it public which you always do and if you haven't noticed that makes it worse. I don't care what your reasons are and I don't care what your critics think. You can also leave LEGENDS out of your parody/joke nonsense.

Okay

Mac wrote:

Mr.[LF]Becken wrote: I don't like trolls but im not going to stand around or watch someone be picked on.. try talking to zup and don't make it public which you always do and if you haven't noticed that makes it worse. I don't care what your reasons are and I don't care what your critics think. You can also leave LEGENDS out of your parody/joke nonsense.

Okay

Funny

What, this isn't a real squad? Crap I was going to join. Well, apply anyway, need a waiver for rule 14. I thought I'd start flying as 11herbsandspicesManfred.

CAN I JOIN? i m A LEVEL 31 ASPIRATE. JUST ANOTHER 13 MILLION POINTS AND i WILL HAVE ENUF 2 BUY THE GOOD PLAIN ALL THE GOOD PLAYERS USE.

I USE TO BE CALLED FAMOUS BOWL BUT MY NEW NAME IS EITHER COL. SLAW OR KERNEL CORN

i HOPE i GET IN. THNAK YOU LOL.

lol hey im thinkin about joining to mr sanders im mac digin the mac rules and mac chickin an mac watermelon mmmmmmmmmmmmm all hail col sanders ooooooowwwwwwwhhhhhh .... so funny mac ...an I told wig about friedchickin doggin the great m.o.m.s lol lol lol u got me hook line an sinker on the one mr west lol!!!!!!