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The Nippon Ham Fighters 5 years 8 months ago #158043

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We are open for business. Slow down and don't push. One at a time please!
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When flying - all the usual rules, except if you think of something funny, ironic or stupid YOU MUST TYPE IMMEDIATELY, regardless of the tactical situation. As a Ham Fighter, there is no higher honour than to be incinerated or perforated at the moment of your brilliant punch line or put down. Screen shots documenting apocalyptic kill tallies will not impress. Screen shots with statements from other players such as "what is he smoking?" or "that is my mother's maiden name, I am not really Hungarian" will impress us greatly.

When chipping in to the forum - remember that freedom of speech does not constitute freedom to offend. Say funny, ironic and controversial stuff, but don't get personal.

When visiting this thread - remember we don't have a moderator in our arsenal, so there will be no deletions by us.
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The Nippon Ham Fighters 5 years 8 months ago #158060

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Good luck with your squad Ronnie
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The Nippon Ham Fighters 5 years 8 months ago #158088

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No one is innocent.
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The Nippon Ham Fighters 5 years 8 months ago #158095

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I wish you the best on you squad!!:)









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The Nippon Ham Fighters 5 years 8 months ago #158106

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Good luck fighting the ham. I will say, the odds do seem somewhat biased towards you and against the ham.

This Gun's For Hire

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The Nippon Ham Fighters 5 years 8 months ago #158119

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You have my full support. If this goes as I expect, this outta be one of the funniest threads yet. I can't wait.


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The Nippon Ham Fighters 5 years 8 months ago #158135

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Does bacon count? I love bacon. Especially when i eat it at a jingle joint ;)
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The Nippon Ham Fighters 5 years 8 months ago #158183

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Good luck Ronnie. Isn't that a Japanese baseball teams name?
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The Nippon Ham Fighters 5 years 8 months ago #158196

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Sir Biggs, best of luck. I'm sure you will do fine.



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The Nippon Ham Fighters 5 years 8 months ago #158198

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If you only had called it Iberico Ham ! MMmmmmmmmmmmMMMmmmmmmm wish I could afford to eat it here in the States.
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The Nippon Ham Fighters 5 years 8 months ago #158228

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dino spider wrote: Good luck Ronnie. Isn't that a Japanese baseball teams name?


You're right Dino, the Hokkaido Nippon Ham Fighters. A name so idiotic that I didn't believe it possible. I thought about other real team names but the Manchester United franchise was far too expensive and all the American football and hockey team names are so over used. The Ham Fighters allowed me to use their copyright free of charge because they believed that Genghis and I would, over time, bring credibility to their name.
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The Nippon Ham Fighters 5 years 8 months ago #158455

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Hey we have a pitcher on the Texas Rangers that played for them. Goes by the name Yu Darvish. Amazing pitcher, it's like an artform for him. I wish you all the best Ronnie on the squad.
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The Nippon Ham Fighters 5 years 8 months ago #158486

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dino spider wrote: Good luck Ronnie. Isn't that a Japanese baseball teams name?


You're right Dino, the Hokkaido Nippon Ham Fighters. A name so idiotic that I didn't believe it possible. I thought about other real team names but the Manchester United franchise was far too expensive and all the American football and hockey team names are so over used. The Ham Fighters allowed me to use their copyright free of charge because they believed that Genghis and I would, over time, bring credibility to their name.


I am sure you will Ronnie. I will watch with great interest. :)
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The Nippon Ham Fighters 5 years 7 months ago #167436

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Why did the blonde take her shoe rack with her to every party

Why

Because she had allways been told she had a great rack

this is how i fly !!! :)
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The Nippon Ham Fighters 5 years 7 months ago #167437

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What kind of books do tandoori chefs read

What

Mostly NAAN fiction

this is how i fly !!! :)
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The Nippon Ham Fighters 5 years 7 months ago #167519

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My comment has been deleted....HUH? :pinch:

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The Nippon Ham Fighters 5 years 7 months ago #167525

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Vladimir Putin wrote: My comment has been deleted....HUH? :pinch:


That was me. :unsure: I don't know how I did it but it was as I was trying to copy it for translation. I'm sorry.
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The Nippon Ham Fighters 5 years 7 months ago #167531

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Vladimir Putin wrote: My comment has been deleted....HUH? :pinch:


Vladimir, what was your comment? I didn't delete it. Please post again. Uninvited moderators please drop me a line in future.
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The Nippon Ham Fighters 5 years 7 months ago #167601

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Hello, dear leader, I wrote in Japanese that I am THE SANDWICH MAKER but have decided to Vladimir Putin myself. I wished you well and told you that we must meet in the cyber space sometime soon.
Respect to you Captain.
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The Nippon Ham Fighters 5 years 7 months ago #169064

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You know I will always Putin a good word for you.
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The Nippon Ham Fighters 5 years 7 months ago #169065

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New squads means the community keeps growin! Good luck! ;)

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Ronnie Biggs wrote:
When chipping in to the forum - remember that freedom of speech does not constitute freedom to offend. Say funny, ironic and controversial stuff, but don't get personal.


Thumbs up, and good luck with your squad.

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