I have had an idea of starting a brand new, unheard of squad called M.O.M

I will allow roughly 112 of the Meanest Old Men/Mamma's to fly under this new tag.

It will clearly be displayed above all M.O.M's with the following



M.O.M


I will not be accepting any new members.......EVER!!!

And all members will automatically have amazing banners as seen below (created by me)

Richy you used magic to create 112 banners in 2 minutes wow i wish I had special powers.

Richyroo wrote: I have had an idea of starting a brand new, unheard of squad called M.O.M

I will allow roughly 112 of the Meanest Old Men/Mamma's to fly under this new tag.

It will clearly be displayed above all M.O.M's with the following



M.O.M


I will not be accepting any new members.......EVER!!!

And all members will automatically have amazing banners as seen below (created by me)

A B 52 bomber is heading in your direction....

Ok good it switched flight patterns cuase a minute ago you said you were coming my way

Dixieconfederate wrote: Ok good it switched flight patterns cuase a minute ago you said you were coming my way

Yeah, I had to delete and edit that post because I meant to quote richy... lol

I'm in.

I will be awaiting orders.

I baked roughly 112 cupcakes so we should be ok for a few minutes

Was actually bakng Betty Crocker "Fun Da Middles" cupcakes (and playing DF while they were in the oven)! The pic isn't that great, but you can clearly see I had a "Nailed It!" moment...

Dixieconfederate wrote: Richy you used magic to create 112 banners in 2 minutes wow i wish I had special powers.

The only part of this brand new squad I can't take credit for is the 'MAGIC', that was a favour from a certain Paul Mantz jr

How did he get special powers??? I want special powers.

There can be only one

Man, I just woke up in someone else's room... Last I remember I went down for "Kool-Aid", Two cup limit, I remember I was in the MOM room... This is like waking up next to a hillbilly with a smile that need's my teeth more than I do....

Hey General I'm gonna have to borrow a pair of undies...Mine were in the MOM house......

Edit: Just noticed I lost many Post's also.... Hey General could you find the button that give's me about 30 birthday's back....

Great game parrothead! Sorry I had to bomb the carrier so fast! I'm just good at aim with the tank! XD hope to see you in the skies again!

So the construction manager and OSHA safety professional in me couldn't stand it any more. I've roped off the that big crater over there with red danger tape. I've got the backhoes coming. I just need to know if y'all want a huge swimming pool or small fishing pond? I've laid out the area for the patio and have the plans in the works for a ginormous BBQ pit (Big Tex has to approve the plans before I can award the subcontracts). Good news is will all the radiation still lingering, we won't need any charcoal for several decades. The prodigies can worry about that when the time comes.

Y'all don't mess with the pile of ruble over there. I'm repurposing it for a M.O.Mument. I'm thinking of likenesses of the Star Chamber all holding up a platform with a life-sized statue of Jimmy the Lip while they're sitting on the back of a huge falcon (with a big red nose) that has a wardoggy in talon. The pups'll each have a confederate flag in their jowls with chewed up misfit toys scattered around. All of this will be sitting atop a big blue crescent moon with the inscription, "Below this site, lays the remains of The Great Thread Destroyer General Jackson. Any other suggestions?

I miss the MoMs

Dixieconfederate wrote: How did he get special powers??? I want special powers.

The last young man I trained had lousy timing and wasn't careful.

How do you make those pictures like the squirrel playing dogfight? I will find my special powers i always knew i was the chosen one....

I HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT WIG IS ON HIS WAY, PREPARE FOR THE WIGAGEDDON!


GENERAL AND YOU STINKY CONFEDERATES SAY YOUR PRAYERS!

Ok what u guys do with the M.O.M. Thread?

Dixieconfederate wrote: How do you make those pictures like the squirrel playing dogfight? I will find my special powers i always knew i was the chosen one....

It's not hard to teach a squirrel how to play DogFight.
Your learning, right?

Wh....where am I? Been sleeping. Don't know how long. Woke up to a different world.....not like before. Wait......something's wrong. Check my watch. Check my diary......Holy crap. It's 28 Days Later!

Comparing my brain to a squirrel??? I think I should be compared to a unicorn. Seriously how did you make it??

Does this mean I finally don't have to read eight pages of new industrial waste every time I get on the thread? Because there is no more thread? Where do I send the FTD Fat-Finger Bouquet for that unsolicited act of mercy?

. Wigbomb wrote: Does this mean I finally don't have to read eight pages of new industrial waste every time I get on the thread? Because there is no more thread? Where do I send the FTD Fat-Finger Bouquet for that unsolicited act of mercy?

This is not the reply your poor MOMless orphans have been waiting for......declare war, delete their thread, burn their flags..... C'MON save your children!

Richy don't you know the saying about revenge? An eye for an eye only make the whole world blind.

Dixieconfederate wrote: Richy don't you know the saying about revenge? An eye for an eye only make the whole world blind.

Good job there is plenty of guide dogs than can assist you all

What?? I got 20/20 vision. I havent done anything so i wouldn't go blind yet.

Dixieconfederate wrote: Comparing my brain to a squirrel??? I think I should be compared to a unicorn. Seriously how did you make it??

1. Wouldn't insult a squirrel.
2.

My brain is like a unicorn: the both dont exist lol lol

Chocks Away wrote: SHED APPEAL

Terrible thing, terrible. A single fingertip, now, gone, GONE. Quicker than lightening they say. Now there are a hundred homeless mean old men, lost, forced to go to the pub instead, or even worse, thumb twiddle. Men need sheds, especially in times of crisis. We drinkers, all 3 of us, should help out. I've got a magic hat here, lets have a wip round. I spotted this shed for sale, it could be used as the unofficially mean HQ. I'll start by emptying my pockets to the cause and dig deep. Lets see, £1.81 in small change, a marble, a parking fine and half a packet of Space Dust sweets. Anyone else?

Every one is welcome over at the Jolly Roger.
There is both beverage and snacks for those who are hungry.
Put a coin in the jukebox and lets tune into the singalong

I am so glad you guys are taking this well.......when zup fixes my fat fingered error, I will treat ya'll out for ice cream