bopes wrote: WHAT?!?
Now I'm pissed (and a little apprehensive).
First. Rules 1 through 3 trump all other rules but 6. And if you read the fine print somewhere in Rule 6 (Fourth Quatrain) it says:
"When the old fuel that is mean
Shall be stricken from the roster
The pencil necks will rejoice
For the day of the apocowigopolips is nigh"
So there you have it folks. Please be guided accordingly.
There, you see? When I wrote the above, shortly after DIESEL's announcement, the Ranking chart listed Wig at number 2. The hands on the apocowigopolips clock were perilously close to midnight.
Now, with DIESEL back in, the chart (as of this writing) shows Wig at number 7. The hands on the clock have been turned back to a slightly less doom-ridden distance from the fateful hour. Thus are the consequences predicted by the Fourth Quatrain of Rule 6 averted . . . for now.