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Hypothetical/fantasy squads 11 years 4 months ago #54801

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post here squads and squad names etc that you think might be cool or even bad for the game. These dont exist and probably never will either.


-The blacklisted

only way to join this squad would be to get your name reported on the blacklist thread at least once :evil:

-Ima Loser baby

This would be a squad of pilots who leave games when they see they are about to win :lol:

this is how i fly !!! :)

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Hypothetical/fantasy squads 11 years 4 months ago #54959

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I have a feeling your reffering me. Because I always leave games when some tries to kill me.

-Fudge Cudgels. They love whacking people with plane engines.
Pie is the best so I don't care if you call me a loser :)

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SRY squad....that way they don't have to type sry when they team kill....It's allready above their name's..... :cheer:

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And thank you squad.
Pie is the best so I don't care if you call me a loser :)

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Hypothetical/fantasy squads 11 years 4 months ago #54962

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Ace. A squad of all the best players. 420, gyshan, slenderman,sput, me (jk I'm not good), ect...
lets eat grandma. lets eat, grandma. commas save lives
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more :woohoo:

-Killminow squad

they hate planes and have a death wish so they can tank or walk

-the lifeguards

they go around to the beach areas and try to disapear in game only to bomb enemy from the rear

-asterisk abusers
they type random asterisks in text making people think they are saying bad words when they are not :whistle:

this is how i fly !!! :)

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Lol some of these are so funny.
lets eat grandma. lets eat, grandma. commas save lives

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Hypothetical/fantasy squads 11 years 4 months ago #54995

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La Aparentars (The Pretenders)

For those who want us to beleive they are Spanish speakers but misspell common words like Ola (Hola)



If you build it, I will come.......and bomb it !!!

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Wedgies

Bunched undies

fly drag........ How's my dress look

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They do it on purpose j. They use slang Spanish. The Spanish we learn in Spanish class is almost usless.

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Ah well, lol! I love it when I have to teach someone from Mexico that the 5th of May is not their Independence Day !



If you build it, I will come.......and bomb it !!!

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The hikers
For ppl who get shot down and just walk around as soldier rest of time
lets eat grandma. lets eat, grandma. commas save lives

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The See you laters

they drop out when the action gets heated up :dry:

the prophesizers

they try to predict the winner, usually are wrong

the hold it ins :woohoo:

will put off going to the bathroom just to help win the game

this is how i fly !!! :)

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The How Do You Play This Game? Squad
A squad of Aspirants who take up roster space and get in the way. Usually crash soon after spawning, taking you with them. They block the runway causing collisions; bomb themselves, you and their own hangars; and shoot at buildings and teammates.

The Help Me! Squad
Graduates of the How Do You Play This Game? Squad, this is a squad of First Lieutenants who have learned enough to take off and generally navigate towards enemy base. Rather than dodging enemy tracers and fighting back, they want to read.

The How Do I Get A Tank? Squad
Graduates of the above squads, these guys want to play around with tanks rather than help the team win the game.

The Who Here Is A Girl? Squad
Hormone-crazed young men
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I was thinking a...... random fire squad....for those pilots that just like to use up all their bullets and shoot at nothing or shoot you from behind and are on the same team. Or.... the sissy boy squadron for the person that complains all the time about getting shot down...spawn killed etc. Lol

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as an aspirant,

I was a proud member of

the No Use Firing squad (NUF)

elite pilots who have lost faith in the fire button's ability to shoot down a plane and therefore have stopped firing alltogether. I was quickly removed from this squad by someone from my team yelling "hey ever heard of a fire button" during a game in which they noticed I was jus flyin around :whistle:

this is how i fly !!! :)

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The "charge!" squad

they drop their bombs and fly without them.
*not so good in bombing missions*
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-The 'dont leave without me' squad

they spawn at the same time as you but wont throttle down to allow one of you to take off

-The "balroom dancers'

an old squad that no longer exists. members all advanced towards the enemy while rocking their wings back n forth like a see saw. They were huge from april - june of 2012. ARE YOU AN ALUMNI

- The "zep huggers"

Mostly new people who believe crashing into the Zepp will increase its momentum n push it faster towards the enemy base in protect the zepp. They are encouraged by the occasional 'hey why is the zepp moving so fast' heard from a marshmallow laughing their head off. (contribution by miss hell, hey where is miss hell, I miss miss hell)

this is how i fly !!! :)

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The " Blame everything else but yourself squad"...... for those that use every excuse in the book about why they got shot down, or why thy crashed. The only excuse that they never use is "their own" inability to play the game.....









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When life makes lemons
You shoot the lemons until there's nothing left

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General jackson wrote: The " Blame everything else but yourself squad"...... for those that use every excuse in the book about why they got shot down, or why thy crashed. The only excuse that they never use is "their own" inability to play the game.....


A subcategory of that is the Lag squad, whose members blame everything bad that happens on lag. ... I think we're all honorary members ;)
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In the words of monty python "suicide squad" these are the guys that try to take off and somehow blow themselves up before the end of the runway! (attack!!!!-kaboom!!!)

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dad squad, sits in the corner smoking a pipe with a glass of port while mom squad "cleans up!"
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Hamers wrote: Ace. A squad of all the best players. 420, gyshan, slenderman,sput, me (jk I'm not good), ect...


For all people rank 31


Ready to Die? Good

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junkhole61 wrote: The How Do You Play This Game? Squad
A squad of Aspirants who take up roster space and get in the way. Usually crash soon after spawning, taking you with them. They block the runway causing collisions; bomb themselves, you and their own hangars; and shoot at buildings and teammates.

The Help Me! Squad
Graduates of the How Do You Play This Game? Squad, this is a squad of First Lieutenants who have learned enough to take off and generally navigate towards enemy base. Rather than dodging enemy tracers and fighting back, they want to read.

The How Do I Get A Tank? Squad
Graduates of the above squads, these guys want to play around with tanks rather than help the team win the game.

The Who Here Is A Girl? Squad
Hormone-crazed young men


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The I'm board of this game
For all the people that get board after a while

The I have returned squad
For people that have found more intresed in the dogfight game and have started to play it again after a while


Ready to Die? Good

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madtothebone1 wrote: dad squad, sits in the corner smoking a pipe with a glass of port while mom squad "cleans up!"


Cleans up all that lead


Ready to Die? Good

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Dark Knight wrote:

Hamers wrote: Ace. A squad of all the best players. 420, gyshan, slenderman,sput, me, ernst undet ect...


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NO I MENT THE OLD PLAYERS DONT TWISTY MY WORDS PL:EASE ok??
lets eat grandma. lets eat, grandma. commas save lives

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the ( misses is angry squad )
for all of us poor soles out there who get it in the neck for playing this game far to much.
and then when we aren;t playing being on the forum to much :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
oh crap better go she;s coming :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:

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People who fly under different names ALL the time. So you don't know when you're up against one.

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Explorers.They drive,walk,or fly around the scenery such as Duck Mtn.
our gracious Queen, Long live our noble Queen, God save the Queen! Send her victorious, Happy and glorious, Long to reign over us, God save the Queen!
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