9k, chill out. Here's some forum advice:
The title should not be a desperate plea, but a comprehensible summary of the situation.
All caps and a plethora of punctuation and smilies don't solidify your point, they only make it harder to read. One or two words in caps is fine, as is one or two smilies.
Spelling and properly placed punctuation is very nice. Like my last point, it just makes it easier to read.
Text speak: Fine in-game, or if you're typing on a touchscreen. If you have a physical keyboard, plz typ th whol wrd out thx.