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You Gotta Laugh 1 week 5 days ago #387818

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You Gotta Laugh 1 week 4 days ago #387821

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I'm back.



Glad to be home. I love my grandchicks, but they never stop sqwarking..
Checking back, I see great humour guys, well done.
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You Gotta Laugh 1 week 3 days ago #387827

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An elderly couple spends their vacation in Jerusalem.
Suddenly the woman dies.

The undertaker says to the man:
for 5 000 dollars we can transport the body to your place of residence, or.... for 150 dollars we can bury your wife here in Jerusalem,
and this is holy ground.

The man thinks for a moment and says: transport her home.

Are you sure the undertaker asks?
You spend $5,000 while saving $4,850, and your wife is buried in holy ground.

``Listen! says the man,...2 000 years ago someone was buried here who rose again three days later.

I'm not going to take that risk.

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You Gotta Laugh 1 week 3 days ago #387831

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Actually my return was more like this.
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You Gotta Laugh 1 week 1 day ago #387836

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My city is currently having a long series of heavy rain days, Floods, landslides, deaths.
I'm beginning to wonder if I should be building a boat.

 
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You Gotta Laugh 1 week 15 hours ago #387837

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Choose the model carefully !



P. S. : Not funny ! My thoughts of support to your beautiful nation !
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You Gotta Laugh 6 days 15 hours ago #387838

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You Gotta Laugh 5 days 15 hours ago #387842

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It will be necessary to make a selection among the passengers !

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You Gotta Laugh 5 days 6 hours ago #387844

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You Gotta Laugh 5 days 5 hours ago #387847

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Yeah, it was "Natural Selection".
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Pegoud wrote: It will be necessary to make a selection among the passengers !
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You Gotta Laugh 3 days 5 hours ago #387850

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You Gotta Laugh 7 hours 59 minutes ago #387859

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Took a picture of the second Chinese balloon that was flying over the Caribbean. LOL  
 
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