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Safety first !!!      

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the guy with the gun uh no shit
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SURE WE CAN...... OR NOT??

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Happy Birthday Freddy!!!!

A friend of mine was celebrating his 50th birthday and as a surprise his wife decided to take him to a strip club.
This was not entirely without problems.
It started when they arrived. The doorman immediately asked him;
``Hi Freddy are you okay? It's been a long time huh?
My friend's wife looks at him and asks where he knows him from. Freddy answers after a moment; From the football club.
Once inside the bartender asks; Hey Freddy the same as you always drink?
Freddy's wife becomes more and more suspicious and asks him; ``Also from the football club, surely?`` Freddy gets a little stuffy and after some hesitation he answers; ´´ No no, from the bowling club.
While they are having their drink, a beautiful woman immediately comes to them and asks; Hi Freddy are you going to pay me for the private strip act today too?
Freddy's wife is in all states and angrily pulls him out by his hair. Pushes him into a taxi and doesn't say another word to Freddy.
After a few minutes the taxi driver asks; Hey Freddy to the same motel? Today you brought an ugly one with you, friend, that's not your habit.



 

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You definitely want to loso weight again?

Viola Holt visits the doctor. “You definitely want to lose weight again?” asks the doctor. “
No, it's not,” says Viola, “I want to enlarge my breasts. But I don't want silicone, because I've been hearing such scary reports about it lately…”
“Then there's only one method left,” the doctor says, “which is, you have to rub a piece of toilet paper between your breasts every day.
“What?” says Viola, “that doesn't exist!”
“Of course it is,” says the doctor, “that worked aslso with your buttocks, didn't it?”

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The mechanic and the cardiologist.

A mechanic was dismantling a cylinder head from a Harley Davidson when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
The cardiologist was waiting for the mechanic to take a look at his motorcycle.
The mechanic called for the cardiologist to come and look at the internals of the engine.
The cardiologist walked over to the mechanic a little surprised.
The mechanic stood up, wiped his hands on a cloth and said to the cardiologist: “Look doctor, I opened the heart of this machine, took out the valves, I repaired the damage and then I put it back together. When I'm done it will work like new again.
How come I earn € 39,500 per year and you € 1,600,000, while we are in fact doing the same work”?
The cardiologist paused before answering and began to smile. Then he said to the mechanic, "Try to do that repair with the engine running."

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STOPPING A GIRL FROM JUMPING OFF A BRIDGE.

 A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop.
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, “What are you doing?” “I’m going to commit a suicide,” she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn’t want to miss an opportunity he asked “Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me a Kiss?” So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss. After she’s finished, the biker says, “Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That’s a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?”
 “My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl.

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