Porkfinger wrote: "911 what is your emergency?"
"Hello? My name is Reck...ardo...Smith. I need a waaaambulance right away!"
"Where are you Mr Smith?"
"I'm in Messines, just over Hamburger Hill, my plane is burning and I'm almost to the ground! I keep getting shot down and IT'S NOT FAIR!"
"Reckardo, stay calm. I'm sending a waaaambulance right away. Tell me what your excuse is sir, is it lag? Are you outnumbered? Do you need to recalibrate your controls? Is it.....Blue Max?"
"Yes....sniffle....sob....and that ****ing Davy Crockett. They barely let me get off the ground, and they shot me in my parachute.....sniffle....sob....it's just so ****ing mean!"
"Reck...ardo....I need you calm down and stay where you are. The waaaambulance is coming for you!"
"Thank you! Thank you! I think I pooped myself....sob....this game is just so hard....it's just so hard. I should have played Candy Crush...sob...."
hah.
This happened to me in one game :
"911 what is ur emergency ? "
" ahh, hello whats up ? "
" im , good. What is ur emergency ? "
" i need a wwzzzzzaambulance on hamburger hill in messines .
I found porkfinger crying here "
" u said u needed a waaambulance ? "
"noo. I need a wzzzzambulance "
" im sorry, there's no such thing as a wzzzambulance "
" pork cried to sleep. "
"oo. "
" he's occupied a lot of space. Blue max keeps shooting me down and i too want to cry. "
"so should i send a waaaaambulance along with wzzzzzzmbulance ? "
" yes please . Do u have plans tonight ? "
" No "
"lets hang out at jolly roger tonight and show ws HD that u r better than emma watson."
"ok "
"2000 ok ? "
"ok"
"k waaambulancd and wzzzzzmbulance just arrived. Bye "
"bye . See u at 2000 "
[ MAN , IM SMOOTH WITH WOMEN
THEY JUST FALL FOR ME
]
DAVY , WANT SOME LESSONS ??