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Joke! YOU Provide The Punch Line...... 11 years 10 months ago #21260

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Three old chairs sitting on Purgatory Road....
One says to the others......
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Re: Joke! YOU Provide The Punch Line...... 11 years 10 months ago #21264

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That guy needs a new bike......
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Re: Joke! YOU Provide The Punch Line...... 11 years 10 months ago #21265

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CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING A CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING
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Re: Joke! YOU Provide The Punch Line...... 11 years 10 months ago #21267

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One says to the others.........all we ever do is sit around









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Re: Joke! YOU Provide The Punch Line...... 11 years 10 months ago #21268

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Say you'll never let me go...
A wise sput once said "you laugh at my skills I laugh at your bank account"
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Re: Joke! YOU Provide The Punch Line...... 11 years 10 months ago #21271

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Best one so far Sput!

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Re: Joke! YOU Provide The Punch Line...... 11 years 10 months ago #21272

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He's Not A Redneck! What's He Doing Here?
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Re: Joke! YOU Provide The Punch Line...... 11 years 10 months ago #21276

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How the f@@k do we ride that thung!
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Re: Joke! YOU Provide The Punch Line...... 11 years 10 months ago #21281

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"... from the looks of that bike, we ain't goin' to heaven."
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Re: Joke! YOU Provide The Punch Line...... 11 years 10 months ago #21285

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You'd be surprised Manfred

Say you'll never let me go...
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Re: Joke! YOU Provide The Punch Line...... 11 years 10 months ago #21286

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Same way you ride any bike, mad.... :P

I can never think of a joke when someone wants one. Lol, probably woulda gotten something outa me just posting the pic. :P btw, where did you find three chairs just sitting by the side of the road? :)

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Re: Joke! YOU Provide The Punch Line...... 11 years 10 months ago #21290

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OOH! OOH! I GOT ONE!!

Besse's chair says to Seagal's chair "Whew, it's hot out here!"

Seagal's to Besse's "Yeah, we should go back inside!"

Fly's chair in exclaimation "WTF TALKING CHAIRS!?!"

Thank ya, thank ya very much.

You just read that in Elvis's voice, didn't you? ;)
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Re: Joke! YOU Provide The Punch Line...... 11 years 10 months ago #21294

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Im sorry but you dont qualify for the "flying chair" squadron lol
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Re: Joke! YOU Provide The Punch Line...... 11 years 10 months ago #21296

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Look at the hanlebars on that!
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Re: Joke! YOU Provide The Punch Line...... 11 years 10 months ago #21323

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CalvinIsAwesome wrote: btw, where did you find three chairs just sitting by the side of the road? :)

On Purgatory Road....not kidding!

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Re: Joke! YOU Provide The Punch Line...... 11 years 10 months ago #21325

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can I ring yer bell
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dentinhead wrote: can I ring yer bell

Besse rings my bell, Sir!

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Re: Joke! YOU Provide The Punch Line...... 11 years 10 months ago #21329

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I wish I was that bicycle seat...............
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Re: Joke! YOU Provide The Punch Line...... 11 years 10 months ago #21330

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N how come Duck N Seagull gotta share a chair that's cheap.... getta nother chair :) :)

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Re: Joke! YOU Provide The Punch Line...... 11 years 10 months ago #21332

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dentinhead wrote: N how come Duck N Seagull gotta share a chair that's cheap.... getta nother chair :) :)

Duck is putting moves on her....I think he likes the arrangement.
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Re: Joke! YOU Provide The Punch Line...... 11 years 10 months ago #21333

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One chair says "I bet we get more a$$ than that bike. :blush: B)

B) :cheer:

The 9 scariest words in the english language:
We're from the government.We are here to help.
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Re: Joke! YOU Provide The Punch Line...... 11 years 10 months ago #21334

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hahahahahhha almost spewed my adult drink on the laptop...... hahhahaha bigbossman...
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Hey bike,

Just cuz we got wood doesnt mean we are happy to see you :P

this is how i fly !!! :)
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dentinhead wrote: hahahahahhha almost spewed my adult drink on the laptop...... hahhahaha bigbossman...


I hope you mean alcohol and not a drink that actually came from an adult..... ;) :P
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LMAO ewwwwwwwww

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Get a room Calvin :sick:


My joke...."Hey is that a meteor?"

"No that's the Wendy's Sign der"

"Oh I was just thinking because shes so fat ;-)"


Wendys sign: " I heard that you @$$hole!!"


Lmao
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Umm.... With myself? You're thinking of Dent, he's the one with the antique, sticky magazines. ;)
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What sticky magazines :?

Say you'll never let me go...
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Think about context, Sput. Figure it out. ;) :)
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It's to hard
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