. Wigbomb wrote: Here, have a few further thoughts on the whole Dots/TwoDots/NoName controversy: Fark just posted a "Ban this jerkoff" request on the blacklist thread. And yet B-to-the-S-to-the-trachan says it's a 27 year old female nurse from Japan and he finds her perfectly respectful and cool in-game. My guess is, we might well be talking about at least two different sets of dots. All it takes is one space more or less. To my eye, two spaces or three, they all look equally invisibly flippin' annoying. But Strach's nurse is someone we'd want, fersher, while the notorious team killer Fark reported should be held down and have his MOMs cut off. There must be a way to figger out which is which, whom is whom, and how hot the nurse looks in six inch red patent platforms. I welcome your riducule in advance.

Kchiefs is only 15? Really? He conducts himself so well in the game that I would've given him 15 and a half at least. A nice kid, a strong player, a solid candidate for MOM Prodigy inclusion. So votes Jimmy, and as Jimmy votes so vote I.

Korea Air Force...Korean Air Force...Whatever Air Force, the guy is a force to be reckoned with. All recruitment eyes out for him since it's clear we all agree.

I want Rickenfaker, I want Mick Mannock, I want prettykitty, I want them NOW and I'm not getting what I want. DO NOT underestimate who you're dealing with here. Continue to disappoint me and run the risk of my dying all over your nice, clean plane. As most here can attest, I have the power and I'm not afraid to use it. Seriously, don't make me come over there and die on you.

SheiBe Kopf wrote: DISCUSSION:

I agree with Farcanal... We need some sort of process. Rather than just throwing a bunch of names against the wall and seeing what sticks.. So in our Democratic/M.O.Munistic way lets hear anyone's ideas on this.. We could plagiarise some other squads, but M.O.M', are inovators... sooo INOVATE!!

SheiBe Kopf wrote: DISCUSSION:

I agree with Farcanal... We need some sort of process. Rather than just throwing a bunch of names against the wall and seeing what sticks.. So in our Democratic/M.O.Munistic way lets hear anyone's ideas on this.. We could plagiarise some other squads, but M.O.M', are innovators... sooo INNOVATE!!


Sorry bopes... I knew there wasn't 3 N"s in innovate, so I split the difference..

I was surprised I spelled plagiarize right.. oops you are right, I need spelcheck..!!

. Wigbomb wrote: . . . The best I can suggest is that we try harder to adhere to the original "Board of Admissions" approach, especially now that our numbers are considerably greater than they were; anyone in the squad can submit a name for consideration, state the case for inviting that player to join, then SheiBe, dogss, Strach, Dent, Wig (wasn't Bopes on the board? I can't imagine why but I recall it being only five of us. I recommend we make it seven...barring objections Bopes and Fark are now voting board members if they weren't, officially, before) ... So, yeah...Kopfstrachwigdogssdentbopesfark have the collective deciding say.

. Wigbomb wrote: If you knuckleheads think I'm changing that logo in every graphic I've made so far - even if Adriana Lima, Kate Beckinsale and Charlize Theron wanted to join - you are utterly and completely nutz!

I'll create a separate version of the avatar I use that'll say " mean old ma'ams" or "mean old misses" or "MOM's Ovarian Members", problem solved.

They're joining the squad fulla grown men, they aren't looking for gender parity, they're looking to kill with the best. And, ideally, if any one of them happens to live in New York, she's looking to get laid. Oh, no no no, not for me! Heh heh...I, uh...ya see, I have this friend, and...well..he's a really decent, caring, sensitive guy who just wants to listen while she talks about her feelings. His name...is...um...Wibgomb. Terribly handsome bloke, as well. My friend, I mean, nothing at all to do with me, nope. (six'll getcha ten I just scared off every 27 year old Japanese nurse in the game)

*Cloudbuster* wrote: Netredding has been playing df for quite awhile and is a very good player. He plays the game and conducts himself appropriately IMO. I'd say he's MOM material without a doubt.

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: IS legend truly MOM material? A 6-pack? I thought we had to have a "KEG"!?

He's good with me. I need a bodyguard.

. Wigbomb wrote: Bopes, I swear if you make milk spew out my nose when I'm not even drinking milk ONE MORE TIME, there will be serious repercussions. Like...like...I'll have to go to the store to replace the milk I never had. Think about it, bub.

Netredding, Legendofkane, in and in.

I have Jimmy's proxy since I'm fairly sure I'm the only one here who can actually see him. He likes the idea of Big Tex on the board, too. It would restore an even number allowing for deadlocks and that's just the kind of conflict that mean-spirited little bastard loves.

SheiBe, can we add this to the roster on page one?

M.O.M. Board of Admissions:

Big Tex
Bopes
B Strachan
Dentinhead
dogss
Farkinell
Jimmy the Lip
SheiBe Kopf
Wigbomb

And yes, I agree, a unanimous vote shouldn't be required, but maybe at least a majority. Just to give the hilariously obviously erroneous impression that we actually give a rip.

SheiBe Kopf wrote:

Welcome to The Official M.O.M Thread.

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To join the actual squadron, go here:
www.dogfightplay.com/management/squadmgnt/
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To give yourself a Squad-Tag (so we may properly identify ourselves in game), go here .

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M.O.M. Board of Admissions

Big Tex
Bopes
B Strachan
Dentinhead
dogss
Farkinell
Jimmy the Lip
SheiBe Kopf
Wigbomb

Current Members
Quality not Quantity

SheiBe Kopf/ScheiBe Kopf
B Strachan
Dentinhead
.Wigbomb
dogss
bopes
Farcanal/farkinell
btschuman/[M.O.M]beatea
Seattle
Big Tex
HatinRing
Paul Mantz, Jr./Paul[MOM]tz,Jr
ktheo
SB467
iQQi
Mavrk12/mavrk
oedius
Gary-the-Pink
hansone
whitenow
Gaavster
Dannydrooler
Player To Be Named Later
FatBob
ZanderHawke
EddieRickenbaker
felabad
LD Dutchkiller
new jersey devil/mean ole devil
Galahad
Nazis
Sparky8977
Trigger
Fredneck
Doghouse666/doghouse
Chanoc
*Cloudbuster*
BLACHAWK
Junkhole61
salento/B-9101
Snoopy II
polishbob
Capt. Motebon
Player To Be Named Later
MBello
Duckwing 1
Shatners Bassoon
Netredding
Legendofkane


These are the current confirmed members. If you are a member and wish to be listed, please respond accordingly in this thread.
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Official Rules and Owner’s Manual for your 2012 MOM LX5000

The following rules are to be adhered to on pain of death or something really serious:

Rule 1 – There are no rules in M.O.M.

Rule 2 – There is no lying in M.O.M.

Rule 3 – Rule 2 is a lie.

Rule 4 – No member of M.O.M. will engage in team killing (shooting at members of his own team) spawn killing (shooting at the comic book character Spawn) or spawn raping (we don’t recommend raping anyone but if you must, we recommend you try to rape Spawn. Give us a heads up first so we can come watch.) We regard these practices as craven, dishonorable, weak, gutless, moronic and none of us engages in any of them more than once or twice per mission.

Rule 5 – Language: we encourage the use of language in M.O.M. Hand gestures don’t work so hot online.

Rule 7 – Math was our favorite subject to skip in school so we could go out back and have us a smoke of...we mean, do some independent horticultural research. Education is a wonderful thing. But really, the computer site gizmo keeps track of your kills so who needs it?

Rule 8 – Any member who doesn’t show up on time for his shift will be docked a half day’s pay.

Rule 9 – All members of M.O.M. must be courteous and polite to fellow players. Say “Thank you so much” after shooting someone down. If it happens to be a player you despise, say, “Thank you so much you miserable mother f*cking son of a b*tch.” Then strafe him in his chute.

Rule 10 – All members will adhere to the M.O.M. Principles of Flight, as follows:
Fly at least a little above the ground.
Shoot the red guys.
Bomb stuff.
Have some cake.

Age and Other Requirements for Membership in M.O.M.:

Pilots applying for squadron membership must be between the ages of 21 and 174. Unless you’re really, really good. Then you can be 3 and we wouldn’t give a rat’s ascot.
For the most part M.O.M. pilots are in their 30’s, 40’s, 50’s, 60’s, 70’s after which point we forget how to count that high or what we just had for lunch. It looked like it used to be peas.

Anyone of any age may apply to join M.O.M. A select few underage pilots will be admitted as “Prodigy” members and treated like dirt. You can get even by treating your own kids like dirt when you’re as old as most members of M.O.M.

Applications will be subject to review by the M.O.M. Board of Admissions, consisting of Big Tex, bopes, Farkinell, dogss, B Strachan, Dentinhead, SheiBe Kopf. Wigbomb and an albino raccoon called Jimmy the Lip. In case of a 4-4 tie the applicant him/herself will have the tie breaking vote.

Applications should be submitted in the form of a hand written email on standard 8.5x11 paper with decorations in either poster paint, colored pencil, crayon or the blood of a virgin. Some form of death and/or ice hockey must be incorporated into the imagery. A forum post containing the words, “Hey you old clowns, can I join?” will also be acceptable.

Bribery is encouraged and will almost certainly get you in. Cash is preferred but hookers, crack, liquor, DVD’s or virgins (with blood still intact) will be considered. Strachan likes a nice redhead and SheiBe prefers a vintage Chardonnay. The rest of us aren’t that particular.

If you believe in the notion that a game can be played with mutual respect in the spirit of friendly competition and a healthy hatred of Lady GaGa, write and tell us. Above all M.O.M. is dedicated to the having of fun. Even if it means killing you. There isn’t much we wouldn’t do for a laugh, and seeing you die is fairly high on the list. Become one of us or risk utter and complete annihilation at the hands and feet of M.O.M. Or, y’know, just, um, like…don’t. That’d be cool, too.

Farcanal wrote: I'm honored to be on the board and I suggest we have our first meeting next weekend in Vegas .

Secondly while we are on the subject of impostors a simple solution would be to start an " imposter thread " where all the squads could post names of imposters that are a problem. There was a situation a few weeks back when a member of enigma was changing squads and spreading rumors which got the [E] and 111th at each others throats-eventually zuperman came down out of the hills and spoke a few stern words to put an end to it . It all could of all been avoided with a simple thread with the idiots name in it.

SheiBe Kopf wrote:

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: IS legend truly MOM material? A 6-pack? I thought we had to have a "KEG"!?

He's good with me. I need a bodyguard.

Keg? I thought it was refered to as a " Party Ball"..

ZandorHawke wrote: Big problem!!!!

I just realized that I am in violation of Rule 6 and should probably be booted from the squad.

I guess just let me know...sorry but I never would have signed up if I had seen it first.

ZandorHawke wrote: Big problem!!!!

I just realized that I am in violation of Rule 6 and should probably be booted from the squad.

I guess just let me know...sorry but I never would have signed up if I had seen it first.

ktheo wrote: oh no i already do that

i will chastise myself by waxing my chest hair.
i hope this is sufficient.
i have learnt my lesson no more rule breaking for me